You have two bags of crisps. • Non-Gaming • General Non-gaming • Eurogamer.net

Tonka 2 Oct 2014 15:35:43 31,980 posts
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One is your favourite flavour and the other one isn't.

Which one do you east first and why?

quadfather 2 Oct 2014 15:37:57 39,071 posts
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Have to have the crap ones first, so you can finish on a nice flavour. Eating the nice ones first will be tainted by the thought of having to have the crap ones afterwards

BigOrkWaaagh 2 Oct 2014 15:38:11 10,554 posts
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Well it depends doesn't it. Is the other one a flavour that's just alright, like say, Salt and Vinegar? Or is it an utterly abhorrent affront to all Crispdom, like Cheese and Onion? In the latter case I would eat my favourite flavour first and throw the other bag in the bin.

More details please.

Edited by BigOrkWaaagh at 15:38:52 02-10-2014

imamazed 2 Oct 2014 15:39:27 6,709 posts
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Salt 'n' Shake without salt first, then Salt 'n' Shake with one-quarter of the salt packet

Edited by imamazed at 15:39:34 02-10-2014

X201 2 Oct 2014 15:41:38 22,150 posts
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Tip both into a bowl and play Russian roulette.

AcidSnake 2 Oct 2014 15:42:22 8,461 posts
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You close your eyes and pick one at random, you know which bag you'll hope you have picked but it doesn't matter...

How can it not matter?

Because you'll be together!

billythekid 2 Oct 2014 15:42:32 12,595 posts
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Wotsits would have to be eaten last as they just coat your teeth and fingers in orange stuff and would contaminate anything consumed afterwards.

But if the first packet were Monster Munch then I'd be a bit stuck I think.

Mike1980 2 Oct 2014 15:42:54 531 posts
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Eat half of the flavour you like, then the whole of the other bag. Finish with the last half.

Or...
Open both bags and mix into the same bag. Pure pot luck, assuming their both similar looking crisps.

BigOrkWaaagh 2 Oct 2014 15:43:05 10,554 posts
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X201 wrote:
Tip both into a bowl and play Russian roulette.

I'd rather throw both bags in the bin than chance eating a cheese and onion.

CosmicFuzz 2 Oct 2014 15:44:19 32,632 posts
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Depends on how hungry I am. If super hungry, I'd eat the non-favourite flavour and save the best for second. Although if it's a really rank flavour I'd just chuck it.

Although it's rare I'd eat two bags of crisps, one is normally enough for me.

Waffleaber 2 Oct 2014 15:46:21 826 posts
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Crush prawn cocktail to dust and throw to pigeons, devour beef monster munch.

Whizzo 2 Oct 2014 15:46:30 44,810 posts
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I prefer to West my crisps rather than East them.

RichDC 2 Oct 2014 15:49:04 9,177 posts
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@Waffleaber You must really hate pigeons.

billythekid 2 Oct 2014 15:53:24 12,595 posts
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I can't actually think of a crisp flavour I really dislike. Which is rather odd as I can be quite fussy about a lot of other food.

quadfather 2 Oct 2014 15:55:51 39,071 posts
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Can you still get the roast chicken walkers?

neilka 2 Oct 2014 15:58:04 24,025 posts
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b0rk wrote:
I pour both bags of crisps into a bowel mix them up a bit then eat them.

Ah, the German approach.

Deleted user 2 October 2014 16:00:53

b0rk wrote:
I pour both bags of crisps into a bowel mix them up a bit then eat them.

You sir, are a sick sick man.

CosmicFuzz 2 Oct 2014 16:01:36 32,632 posts
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neilka wrote:

b0rk wrote:
I pour both bags of crisps into a bowel mix them up a bit then eat them.
Ah, the German approach.

I thought the German approach was to [JOKE FLAGGED AND DELETED; REFERENCE: HOLOCAUST]

Rivuzu 2 Oct 2014 16:04:44 18,424 posts
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I smash the bags as much as possible, grind them into dust, mix the two together and chop into a very fine line before using my McCoys straw and just straight up inhaling them nasally.

minky-kong 2 Oct 2014 16:24:52 14,787 posts
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Two bags of crisps in one sitting? You greedy cunts.

Deleted user 2 October 2014 16:28:50

I've been known, when away on business, to nosh my way through several packs at once.

I am a child. comfort food.

billythekid 2 Oct 2014 16:33:56 12,595 posts
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kinky_mong wrote:
Two bags of crisps in one sitting? You greedy cunts.

Where do stand on Pringle consumption? How much of a tube is being greedy?

CosmicFuzz 2 Oct 2014 16:35:18 32,632 posts
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billythekid wrote:

kinky_mong wrote:
Two bags of crisps in one sitting? You greedy cunts.
Where do stand on Pringle consumption? How much of a tube is being greedy?

Oh god, Pringles are different. I ... I could eat an entire tube.

Obviously eating two tubes is greedy.

billythekid 2 Oct 2014 16:36:53 12,595 posts
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I start to feel incredibly guilty about two thirds through a tube and have to stop.

mrpon 2 Oct 2014 16:37:08 37,367 posts
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BigOrkWaaagh wrote:
Well it depends doesn't it. Is the other one a flavour that's just alright, like say, Salt and Vinegar? Or is it an utterly abhorrent affront to all Crispdom, like Cheese and Onion? In the latter case I would eat my favourite flavour first and throw the other bag in the bin.

More details please.

Unless they're square crisps.

Kosmoz 2 Oct 2014 16:37:54 8,184 posts
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If I've got two bags of crisps chances are I'm drunk and one of them is spicy bikers, the greatest crisps of all time, which are irresistible and must be eaten first regardless of what the other ones are. I hope this answers your question.