The all things Natural HIstory thread Page 26

  • smoothpete 16 Apr 2019 18:53:17 35,767 posts
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    Last year I saw a duck rape the corpse of a dead duck.
  • Alastair 16 Apr 2019 18:58:50 23,562 posts
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    I think you need to find a new route to work.
  • smoothpete 16 Apr 2019 18:59:14 35,767 posts
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    http://tinypic.com/r/4tr6ug/9

    http://tinypic.com/r/30j5yfo/9
  • smoothpete 16 Apr 2019 19:02:28 35,767 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    http://tinypic.com/r/4tr6ug/9

    Isnít this just so bleak
  • Alastair 16 Apr 2019 20:00:16 23,562 posts
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    Pete is my go-to guy for necro duck porn.
  • fontgeeksogood 16 Apr 2019 20:09:12 6,084 posts
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    His stuff is too vanilla and commercial IMO
  • Lukus 16 Apr 2019 20:52:36 21,932 posts
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    You know that thing I said about your photographs earlier, Pete?..

    I stand by it.
  • smoothpete 16 Apr 2019 21:08:01 35,767 posts
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    Iíve got a couple of videos of the homosexual duck rape if you guys want to see that too.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 16 Apr 2019 21:08:39 19,802 posts
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    Why would you think you even needed to ask?
  • Load_2.0 16 Apr 2019 21:46:05 29,333 posts
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    You could set up a website.
  • Addy__ 16 Apr 2019 21:48:56 740 posts
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    Fuckaduck.com
  • thelzdking 16 Apr 2019 22:01:27 9,366 posts
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    Quackwhores.com
  • Lukus 16 Apr 2019 22:13:32 21,932 posts
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    Just So Beak
  • Frogofdoom 16 Apr 2019 22:17:04 13,262 posts
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    I clicked the first picture and then knew what the second picture would be.

    I clicked it anyway.

    I'm fucking ashamed

    But not surprised at myself.
  • fontgeeksogood 16 Apr 2019 22:23:27 6,084 posts
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    Maybe fucking a dead duck is really good, don't judge kinks
  • Frogofdoom 16 Apr 2019 22:28:57 13,262 posts
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    Not sure, I fucked letsgo's corpse and although it was slightly better than when he was alive, it was still a disappointment.
  • fontgeeksogood 16 Apr 2019 22:31:00 6,084 posts
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    Shoulda got there before the African farmers
  • smoothpete 16 Apr 2019 22:37:36 35,767 posts
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    https://imgur.com/gallery/z268ZPo
  • smoothpete 16 Apr 2019 22:38:55 35,767 posts
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    Hopefully that works. It was a massive pain in the arse (pun intended)
  • fontgeeksogood 16 Apr 2019 22:41:44 6,084 posts
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    Is the top saying (in duck) "thanks bro, a cloaca is a cloaca amirite. No homo"
  • smoothpete 16 Apr 2019 22:43:40 35,767 posts
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    Imgur is cutting the length of the video but youíre not missing much, you get the point. Some poor duck bastard gets spiral cock fucked up his duck pooper. For the record he escaped afterwards.
  • fontgeeksogood 16 Apr 2019 22:46:42 6,084 posts
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    Well, the money shot is missing, tell me 'smooth' Pete (if that even is your real name), does that not count for much
  • thelzdking 16 Apr 2019 22:48:33 9,366 posts
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    Roughpete.
  • Lukus 18 Apr 2019 15:34:12 21,932 posts
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    This is the problem with today's society - someone witnesses a brutal male duck on male duck gang rape and they just stand there and film it with their phone.
  • Salaman 18 Apr 2019 15:42:53 23,620 posts
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    Who says this was rape? Maybe it was consensual. Maybe it looks rapey but there was a pre-agreed safeword (safequack?).
  • smoothpete 18 May 2019 09:38:21 35,767 posts
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    Badgers in my garden

    https://youtu.be/RbnIvXJerBo
  • wobbly_Bob 18 May 2019 15:47:01 5,092 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    Badgers in my garden

    https://youtu.be/RbnIvXJerBo
    That's cool. I never thought they would go into gardens. Now I'm wondering who would win in a fight if it came across a fox? My money's on the badger.
  • Dirt3 18 May 2019 17:40:15 436 posts
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    Badgers are huge.

    I see them in the car park all the time trying to eat car tyres.

    Badgers look pretty solid too, whereas the average fox I have seen is a pretty scrawny looking thing.
  • Alastair 19 May 2019 18:38:29 23,562 posts
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    Nice.
    If you look closely at the back, you can see user Psychotext with his night vision goggles.
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