Following Must be Christmas as new John Lewis ad is out Page 11

  • Rogueywon Most Generous Forumite, 2016 10 Nov 2017 12:56:47 4,883 posts
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    Harrowing stories from the development of this year's ad...
  • superdelphinus 10 Nov 2017 13:08:18 9,953 posts
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    I canít say I had particularly high hope for it, or any hopes about it whatsoever, but it seems like a bit of a crap advert. As an actual advert. Whatís it trying to say??
  • Tonka 10 Nov 2017 13:11:13 28,853 posts
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    It's about child abuse you monster!
  • thelzdking 10 Nov 2017 13:14:09 8,826 posts
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    superdelphinus wrote:
    I canít say I had particularly high hope for it, or any hopes about it whatsoever, but it seems like a bit of a crap advert. As an actual advert. Whatís it trying to say??
    Buy our stuff. It shows how degenerate our society has become when an advert for a fucking shop has become an annual national event. Bring on the thermonuclear war.
  • thelzdking 10 Nov 2017 13:14:48 8,826 posts
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    Rogueywon wrote:
    Harrowing stories from the development of this year's ad...
    Almost worth it for that though :D
  • Syrette 10 Nov 2017 14:05:35 50,060 posts
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    thelzdking wrote:
    superdelphinus wrote:
    I canít say I had particularly high hope for it, or any hopes about it whatsoever, but it seems like a bit of a crap advert. As an actual advert. Whatís it trying to say??
    Buy our stuff. It shows how degenerate our society has become when an advert for a fucking shop has become an annual national event. Bring on the thermonuclear war.
    +1000000
  • JamboWayOh 10 Nov 2017 15:11:11 10,723 posts
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    thelzdking wrote:
    superdelphinus wrote:
    I canít say I had particularly high hope for it, or any hopes about it whatsoever, but it seems like a bit of a crap advert. As an actual advert. Whatís it trying to say??
    Buy our stuff. It shows how degenerate our society has become when an advert for a fucking shop has become an annual national event. Bring on the thermonuclear war.
    Pour me a glass of scotch to enjoy before the atom bomb hits. I agree though that people get so enamoured by a tool that effectively uses aspects of psychology to get you to buy shit, it doesn't enrich your life in any way.
  • wobbly_Bob 10 Nov 2017 16:08:11 4,771 posts
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    I think people are being overly harsh and cynical. The fact it's an advert probably isn't news to most people. Remember that for most of our history all art was commissioned by the church, the state, or a wealthy patron with an agenda. Art can be paid for and it can serve as an advert for god or anything else and still have value. It can be both an advert and enjoyable bit of fluff. I personally generally like them and don't feel the need to rush out to John Lewis and buy something.
  • JamboWayOh 10 Nov 2017 16:29:55 10,723 posts
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    wobbly_Bob wrote:
    I think people are being overly harsh and cynical. The fact it's an advert probably isn't news to most people. Remember that for most of our history all art was commissioned by the church, the state, or a wealthy patron with an agenda. Art can be paid for and it can serve as an advert for god or anything else and still have value. It can be both an advert and enjoyable bit of fluff. I personally generally like them and don't feel the need to rush out to John Lewis and buy something.
    Yeah but going from your explanation, you've already proven yourself to be an intelligent individual and not the kind of dribbling mong this shit is aimed at.
  • Jono62 10 Nov 2017 17:10:08 21,591 posts
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    Dougs wrote:
    https://www.theguardian.com/business/2017/nov/10/john-lewis-christmas-ad-2017-meet-moz-the-monster-under-the-bed

    That time of year again...
    Spacemonkey is a creative writer and actor? Mind. Blown.
  • senso-ji 16 Nov 2018 14:53:05 8,993 posts
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    'Twas released two days ago. I guess Brexit stole their thunder:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNbSgMEZ_Tw
  • elstoof 16 Nov 2018 14:57:19 22,168 posts
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    Is he dying or something
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 16 Nov 2018 15:02:53 17,464 posts
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    Nothing says Christmas like a weird CGI Elton John.
  • robthehermit 16 Nov 2018 15:18:00 7,087 posts
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    That was a bit shit wasn't it.
  • Dougs 16 Nov 2018 15:18:58 87,623 posts
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    Really shit. And tbf, I'm usually a bit of a sucker for these things
  • reddevil93 16 Nov 2018 15:47:09 14,756 posts
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    Wouldíve liked it more if he opened up a toy keyboard at the end.
  • retro74 16 Nov 2018 19:22:58 2,609 posts
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    I suppose it's quite good, as long as the message they are going for is

    "Don't buy your kid a piano this Xmas. If you do they might turn into a massive wanker. Go to John Lewis instead"
  • Youthist 16 Nov 2018 19:47:04 13,557 posts
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    I thought you would all be moaning but it would actually be ďokĒ. But then I watched it and it was actually complete shit. Nice job marketing!
  • thelzdking 16 Nov 2018 20:19:30 8,826 posts
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    Still pretty disgusting, but not up to the usual level of manipulative saccharine bullshit they use to peddle their wares at this time of year.
  • Psychotext 16 Nov 2018 23:12:00 64,297 posts
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    He should probably work on some new songs.
  • Thorbz 16 Nov 2018 23:19:02 192 posts
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    Nothing says Xmas like a vinegary old queen.
  • Tonka 17 Nov 2018 12:47:21 28,853 posts
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    I liked it. Not as soppy as they tend to be and with a somewhat good point

    Plus, the poor deepfakes have me a little hope that we're not all doomed. If John Lewis can't make a realistic fake in their Christmas ad, then no one can.

    Or maybe that's what they want me to think.
  • drhickman1983 17 Nov 2018 14:22:19 5,651 posts
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    I dont mind Christmas adverts these days, but it's weird how much of a talking point the Joh Lewis ad specifically has become.

    It's not even an old tradition, it only became a thing in the last decade or so.
  • jimnastics 18 Nov 2018 08:20:37 1,493 posts
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    That was fucking awful, why the fuck should I give a shit about Elton John at Christmas?! What the hell is going on?
  • thelzdking 18 Nov 2018 08:25:16 8,826 posts
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    Why should anyone give a fuck about Christmas television commercials?
  • Youthist 18 Nov 2018 08:59:28 13,557 posts
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    Who said they did? Enjoying the sport of commenting on them when seeing how misguided and off the mark some are (this being a prime example) is ok though I think.

    Edited by Youthist at 09:02:30 18-11-2018
  • thelzdking 18 Nov 2018 09:14:36 8,826 posts
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    Fair point. I always post about them too.
  • Tonka 18 Nov 2018 18:19:02 28,853 posts
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    jimnastics wrote:
    That was fucking awful, why the fuck should I give a shit about Elton John at Christmas?! What the hell is going on?
    He's in the Snickers and as well so I'm guessing he needs money.
  • You-can-call-me-kal 18 Nov 2018 18:42:05 13,360 posts
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    Itís a big year for him. His last ever concerts and theyíve made a biopic as well. Does sort of feel like he might be secretly about to die.

    What thatís got to do with John Lewis I have no idea. FWIW I actually kinda liked the ad, but it may be because I was expecting to hate it like I usually do.
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