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(I'm not masturbating as I write this) A person who definitely wasn't an EGer (let's call them Blajonski) sat down after a hard day of commenting peacefully on films and treating other people's opinions with respect. "Phew, I'm so tired" he said. "I feel like Captain Kark after Speck fought him. And Dr Decoy had just diagnosed hep C from when he had sex with the Klangon". I let Blajonski put his head in my lap, being careful not to have any weird undertones, and he went off into a deep sleep. When he woke up we had a Wagon Wheel and a cup of tea, shook hands and never spoke of it again. |
The all new, not rude nor romantic thread
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Armoured_Bear 31,233 posts
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Registered 10 years agoNot gay enough.
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neilka 24,021 posts
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Registered 16 years agoClassic Blajonski -
neilka 24,021 posts
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Registered 16 years agoDid you say anything to him as you did so? -
BinaryBob101 27,755 posts
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Registered 12 years agoSo, is jablonski dead? Did Kal kill him? -
neilka 24,021 posts
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Registered 16 years agoI think what this story really needs is some ASCII art illustrations. -
Load_2.0 33,582 posts
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Registered 18 years agoHe doesn't really exist he is merely a manifestation of the forum, a virtual trope.
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Rhaegyr 5,499 posts
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Registered 10 years agoWhat kind of Wagon Wheel? -
Dougs 100,414 posts
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Registered 18 years agoOne of those ridiculously small ones they only seem to sell these days -
Armoured_Bear 31,233 posts
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Registered 10 years agoDougs wrote:
The diameter is approx 25% of when I was a kid
One of those ridiculously small ones they only seem to sell these days
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Innuendobot_5000 238 posts
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Rhaegyr 5,499 posts
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Waffleaber 826 posts
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Registered 17 years agoArmoured_Bear wrote:
the usual excuses that your hands i just larger now.
Dougs wrote:
The diameter is approx 25% of when I was a kid
One of those ridiculously small ones they only seem to sell these days -
Biggy316 25,288 posts
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Registered 13 years agoWagon Wheels taste like baked farts encrusted with Donkey Jizz. -
Guys you're fucking ruining my innocent thread -
PES_Fanboy wrote:
This is the least believable part of this post.
Blajonski...treating other people's opinions with respect. -
Never mind Wagon Wheels. Would you spare a minute for me to talk about our new Lord and saviour, the Choc Chip Digestive? -
Are they smaller than you remember? -
Everything is small in comparison to me. -
elstoof 28,125 posts
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MrTomFTW wrote:
Even Gowmli?
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TheMayorOfJugs 6,489 posts
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Registered 8 years agoGowmli, son of Gloin. -
mal 29,326 posts
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Registered 20 years agoMrTomFTW wrote:
The what what what-what now? I can find no evidence of this strange and wonderful confectionery.
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@mal I don't know what that website is playing at, because they do exist. A number of supermarkets do them.
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TheMayorOfJugs 6,489 posts
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Registered 8 years agoHoly shit. I've never seen them here. How much would postage be on those bad boys? -
You're forgetting the chocolate caramel digestive!
http://images1.mysupermarket.co.uk/Products/96/011296.jpg
Edited by Mageme at 15:49:02 07-11-2014
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