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Decks 3 Apr 2017 22:24:31 31,013 posts
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My first mention and he's masturbating. Still got it.

Deleted user 3 April 2017 22:25:13

neilka wrote:
I assume the lack of the usual disclaimer means you WERE masturbating while writing that.

I'm trying to lie less

Load_2.0 3 Apr 2017 22:28:18 33,582 posts
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I giggled when Docks went Geordie.

Deleted user 3 April 2017 22:29:51

Classic Docks, always with the fishfingas

Decks 3 Apr 2017 22:31:48 31,013 posts
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Coming from an American-scotch and a Australian-scotch this is pretty rich.

Load_2.0 3 Apr 2017 22:36:53 33,582 posts
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Howay! E's gone proper radgie.

Decks 3 Apr 2017 22:46:52 31,013 posts
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Ya flaming galah!!

neilka 3 Apr 2017 22:48:17 24,021 posts
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Nee bosh

Decks 3 Apr 2017 22:56:23 31,013 posts
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Ping chow wa!

Load_2.0 3 Apr 2017 22:58:41 33,582 posts
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Our gang needs a black guy.

Decks 3 Apr 2017 23:02:21 31,013 posts
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Billy Dee Williams hasn't been replying to my emails so I've moved onto the guy who played Apollo Creed.

Rusty_M 4 Apr 2017 06:27:36 7,172 posts
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monkman76 4 Apr 2017 09:56:20 18,987 posts
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Docks serving a cup of beans would have rung more true.

Decks 4 Apr 2017 10:22:05 31,013 posts
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Have you never had a cup of beans man?

Alastair 4 Apr 2017 10:36:18 24,828 posts
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Surely Docks would have served Newckie Broon, hinny!

Deleted user 4 April 2017 10:39:07

Deleted user 4 April 2017 10:40:32

Anyone else see this thread pop up and immediately feel the need (whilst not wanking) to remind themselves of the purely 'platonic' relationship between PES and Blonks.

So many feels!

Decks 4 Apr 2017 10:43:39 31,013 posts
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Alastair wrote:
Surely Docks would have served Newckie Broon, hinny!

The cup of beans was a sick Alan Partridge reference Alaisturm.

Deleted user 4 April 2017 10:45:59

@Decks Al is far too busy polishing his silver collection to have time to watch Alam Partvag. You know this Docks.

Alastair 4 Apr 2017 10:47:01 24,828 posts
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I was talking more at the mention of having a cup of tea after your wrestle by the fire, user Ducks.

Also, what does 'hinny' even mean?

Decks 4 Apr 2017 10:47:26 31,013 posts
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Honey.

Alastair 4 Apr 2017 10:49:06 24,828 posts
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Aww, I always knew you liked me really. xx

Decks 4 Apr 2017 10:51:02 31,013 posts
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Load_2.0 4 Apr 2017 10:53:17 33,582 posts
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Beans up the backside.

Deleted user 4 April 2017 11:20:50

Stop polluting my beautiful platonic thread with your filth

Tryhard 4 Apr 2017 12:42:32 12,014 posts
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Graxlar_v2 wrote:

So many feels!

So many in Blonks mouth, as his cheek stretched outwards.

fontgeeksogood 28 Jul 2018 19:26:48 12,913 posts
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Finally started raining properly and I've just come back from my quick run through the forest.

That smell that's released by fresh rain on the parched soil of a rich biotope. Overcast ensuring that plant-life looks a vibrant green, instead of needing to squint at it through the pale yellow glare of an oven. Muscles flexing and relaxing with ease, sharing their burden with the colder air that wraps them and without the oppressive dictate of the sun turning it into a rythmless, bloated slog. The pitter patter of refreshing droplets on bare skin, awakening it again to the kiss of wind or the errant brush of a branch across the breast. Gone is the slow boil of constant heat that numbed it to everything.
Birds are singing at full breast again, instead of hanging on for dear life. I've reclaimed an appetite that makes me look forward to yesterday's tepid leftovers.

My vitality isn't instantly sapped anymore and all five bodily senses have been restored to me.

Everything is wonderful again!

elstoof 28 Jul 2018 19:50:18 28,125 posts
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Where was the handshake

fontgeeksogood 28 Jul 2018 19:58:38 12,913 posts
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I was too PUMPED

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