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Don't they just taste of you know, a chocolate digestive. Seems a bit pointless to me. Choc Orange Digestives though, now they are another story. Edited by BinaryBob101 at 15:48:02 07-11-2014 |
The all new, not rude nor romantic thread
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BinaryBob101 27,755 posts
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Tryhard 12,014 posts
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Registered 11 years agoNo pic's of Klangon mating rituals PES? -
Rivuzu 18,424 posts
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Registered 15 years agoThat was as close as we'll ever get to asexual porn. -
BLAJONSKI walked into the present wrapping room of our shared £285,000 North London mansion, with a look I was all too familiar with.
"I want to gorge on a mighty Meatscaliber" he said, tugging at my flies. His hands quickly found what he was after, and he noisily went about the truncheon. He clearly had needed this for many days, and had finally succumbed to its charms.
As I wistfully ran my hands through his media mullet, I was reminded that he, like his haircut, was all business at the front and a party - maybe even a bit cokey party - at the back.
On reflection, I probably shouldn't keep salami, or any meat in my trousers, but our fridge was on the blink and I couldn't trust our faithful dog to stay out of our multi-storey pantry.
When he was done, we had a cup of tea, shook hands and never spoke of it again. -
Bowzer43 1,891 posts
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Registered 8 years agoPES_Fanboy wrote:
Edited for authenticity
BLAJONSKI walked into the present wrapping room of our shared £285,000 North London mid terrace , with a look I was all too familiar with.
"I want to gorge on a mighty Meatscaliber" he said, tugging at my flies. His hands quickly found what he was after, and he noisily went about the truncheon. He clearly had needed this for many days, and had finally succumbed to its charms.
As I wistfully ran my hands through his media mullet, I was reminded that he, like his haircut, was all business at the front and a party - maybe even a bit cokey party - at the back.
On reflection, I probably shouldn't keep salami, or any meat in my trousers, but our fridge was on the blink and I couldn't trust our faithful dog to stay out of our multi-storey pantry.
When he was done, we had a cup of tea, shook hands and never spoke of it again.
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elstoof 28,125 posts
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Registered 16 years agonot as good as the day he greedily guzzled down the contents of your nutsack.
He should have asked if there were peanuts in there but you knew his EpiPen is kept, fortunately. -
Urgh, that sounds fackin qweah -
TheMayorOfJugs 6,489 posts
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Registered 8 years agoPES_Fanboy wrote:
... A fan of the Savage Eye perhaps? The television show, not the unkempt vagina euphemism.
Urgh, that sounds fackin qweah -
I've just looked it up as I've never heard of it before, and I'm fairly confident the answer would be no -
TheMayorOfJugs 6,489 posts
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Registered 8 years agoAye, it's a bit colloquial.
The homophobic parts are conceived in irony of course. That show is the only place I've heard that specific pronunciation of qwaaare, you see, so I thought maybe we could connect and I could fill the tight, grizzly hole in your life left by bajlonsko. -
It's Essex speak round these parts. Qweah -
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jablonski wrote:
You're not insignificant. And neither is Blajonski.
For someone so insignificant, I do get a lot written about me.
PES, I'm North London and your South. It wasn't meant to be.
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TheMayorOfJugs 6,489 posts
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Registered 8 years agojablonski wrote:
Your sub conscious betrays you, beljinsku-san. Even now, you covet his behind.
For someone so insignificant, I do get a lot written about me.
PES, I'm North London and your South. It wasn't meant to be. -
Despite being in the South I'm actually a top, Blonks. I'm not sure it'll work but we have to try -
Blonks likes to give it out, struggles to take it though I think. -
TheMayorOfJugs 6,489 posts
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Registered 8 years agoThat's nonsense. I hear he can't even peg a clothesline. -
grey_matters 5,507 posts
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Registered 15 years agoTheMayorOfJugs wrote:
PES_Fanboy wrote:
... A fan of the Savage Eye perhaps? The television show, not the unkempt vagina euphemism.
Urgh, that sounds fackin qweah -
We could just make spoons and talk about films -
elstoof 28,125 posts
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Registered 16 years agoWhy are we talking about this "jablonski" goon all of a sudden? Back OT please. -
You're right, he's no Blajonski -
elstoof 28,125 posts
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Registered 16 years agoAnd you deserve the real thing, not some pale imitation. -
Bowzer43 1,891 posts
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Registered 8 years agojablonski wrote:
The London Eye, is perfect for a middle ground meeting point and you can hold hands while pointing out each others mansions from the top.
For someone so insignificant, I do get a lot written about me.
PES, I'm North London and your South. It wasn't meant to be.
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Probably not gonna work as the Eye - as symbolic as it is - is technically Sarf of the river so Blajonski will never visit it. Maybe I can stand on the Eye and he could stand proud atop the Gherkin? -
elstoof 28,125 posts
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Registered 16 years agoThere's always the Strand Underpass; one enters at Waterloo, the other enters Kingsway, then begins the race to the ribbon in the middle. Make sure to tie a ribbon in the middle so you know where each boundary ends.
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Or maybe our new love nest could be here:
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-31090116.html -
Better give Chester at Foxtons a call!
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