UK government bans female ejaculation Page 2

  • Deleted user 3 December 2014 05:28:33
    @ubergine I can imagine Campbell Newman having fevered imaginings of calling in a predator missile on some 'Bikies' :-)

    But again it is great that the government is thinking ahead and making sure, that in all my adult life, I will never find anything offensive, ever. Praise the lord. :|
  • Deleted user 3 December 2014 05:40:16
    Consensual should be the only important thing in any porn or anything deemed of questionable taste.

    Surely grown adults should be free to do anything they want if its conseual.

    Not that this law matters in the era of the Internet.

    Edited by Sharzam at 05:41:39 03-12-2014
  • Dirtbox 3 Dec 2014 05:42:49 92,595 posts
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  • Deleted user 3 December 2014 05:43:30
    Phew, nugget porn is still okay
  • Nanocrystal 3 Dec 2014 05:45:15 2,575 posts
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    Is female ejaculation actually a thing? Isn't it just pissing?
  • Dirtbox 3 Dec 2014 05:49:15 92,595 posts
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  • BTBAM 3 Dec 2014 06:14:01 1,982 posts
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    Moot_Point wrote:
    Well this is what you get with right wing Tories in charge. Expect much more, especially once they get elected in 2015.
    I was going to write exactly this. Enjoy your new world, folks. Tories next time, UKIP the one after. Can't wait.
  • Dougs 3 Dec 2014 06:34:08 100,414 posts
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    disusedgenius wrote:
    Seems that this is just VoD stuff being brought in to the existing rules for DVDs etc. Closing a loophole to a silly law, I guess.
    It's pretty much this. Doesn't mean the laws aren't outdated but little chance of reform in this  political environment...

    Edited by Dougs at 06:34:30 03-12-2014
  • Ziz0u 3 Dec 2014 07:38:23 11,006 posts
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    Water sports are my only form of exercise!
  • dominalien 3 Dec 2014 08:01:20 10,703 posts
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    Finally, a good side to not living in the UK.
  • StarchildHypocrethes 3 Dec 2014 08:07:31 33,974 posts
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    There's a bad side?
  • dominalien 3 Dec 2014 08:08:37 10,703 posts
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    From where I'm standing? Plenty.
  • Load_2.0 3 Dec 2014 08:14:37 33,582 posts
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    Dougs wrote:
    disusedgenius wrote:
    Seems that this is just VoD stuff being brought in to the existing rules for DVDs etc. Closing a loophole to a silly law, I guess.
    It's pretty much this. Doesn't mean the laws aren't outdated but little chance of reform in this  political environment...
    What makes me nervous about these sorts of "trivial" changes is that while for the vast majority of porn fiends there will be little change, if you get on the wrong side of the old bill they can now do you for having muff eating on your laptop. Plus If you are in any way famous the Daily Fail will have make out you are Caligula reincarnated.

    Edited by Load_2.0 at 08:15:53 03-12-2014
  • Cobalt_Jackal 3 Dec 2014 08:25:19 234 posts
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    1984 here we come. The whole porn thing is but a smokescreen, the puritanical prudes & facists in charge want to control our lives & take away our freedoms...This is the beginning of a very slippery slope.
  • Ziz0u 3 Dec 2014 08:31:19 11,006 posts
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    Dat signature...
  • Moot_Point 3 Dec 2014 08:39:21 5,530 posts
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    @Ziz0u Mobile view is your friend. ;) Or switch off signatures in your profile settings.
  • Ziz0u 3 Dec 2014 08:45:57 11,006 posts
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    @Moot_Point

    Some can be quite funny, like yours. :)
  • Moot_Point 3 Dec 2014 08:52:25 5,530 posts
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    Actually yeah. I tend to forget I have a classic mowgli quote in my signature. :)
  • sirtacos 6 Dec 2014 21:37:10 8,279 posts
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    UK Internet filter already being abused by government, apparently.

    I didn't know the filter was already in place... I thought Cameron's plans had been abandoned?
  • HelloNo 6 Dec 2014 22:11:48 2,283 posts
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    I thought in general Tories were meant to be against Government interference in personal affairs.
  • Deleted user 6 December 2014 22:15:10
    I think it all depends how Hardworking your Family is.
  • Dougs 6 Dec 2014 22:22:33 100,414 posts
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    sirtacos wrote:
    UK Internet filter already being abused by government, apparently.

    I didn't know the filter was already in place... I thought Cameron's plans had been abandoned?
    It's an optional voluntary thing by the ISPs. Overblocking is always a possibility but if you're inadvertently caught up in it, then you can notify ISPs to be whitelisted. Plus there are industry working groups overseeing Overblocking too.
  • Deleted user 6 December 2014 22:31:22
    Nanocrystal wrote:
    Is female ejaculation actually a thing? Isn't it just pissing?
    I once fucked a squirter, not a pissy thing more like milky ejaculation, fucking soaked after a session with her and her multiple orgasms.
  • MightyMouse 6 Dec 2014 22:56:38 1,160 posts
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    @HelloNo

    They're against police interference in their 'affairs'. Not against government interference in yours.
  • Moot_Point 6 Dec 2014 23:50:49 5,530 posts
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    @minimong Of corse the Tories will. They'll just create a coalition like they did last time.
  • Moot_Point 7 Dec 2014 00:01:21 5,530 posts
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    @minimong
    I bet you a fiver it will. ;)
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