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(Note: this is a rant from the point of view of a motorcyclist, not a rant about motorcyclists. With that in mind, rant commences...) Gah! I've got a Gilera Coguar and I love it. Sure it doesn't go very fast and it goes wrong, like, all the time, but I love it anyway. Just not the people that made it. After it conked out on me for the umpteenth time I got it to the garage, only to be told that the part it needs (a regulator) is no longer in production. They've stopped making a major part three years after first making the bike. And not only that, but they stopped making it a year ago! My efforts to get a second hand part seemed to be in vain because this is one of the recurring faults that pretty much every bike suffers from (and there are many), but I managed to get one after some unlucky bugger had a crash last week and wrote off his bike. So I'm effectively getting a donor part. It's like that terrible David Duchovney movie where some other chick gets his wife's heart. Sort of. I now feel a little better - even though I'm benefitting from someone else's misfortune, and coming off a bike is something I wouldn't wish on anybody - but the fact remains that those bastards over in Italy have sold a not inexpensive bike (for its class), and then buggered off once things started to go wrong. Grr. (This rant is now concluded. Carry on.) |
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Singularity 3,282 posts
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Ginger 7,256 posts
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Registered 19 years ago/hijack
Hmm, I was thinking about getting a bike to commute to work - 20 miles across wiltshire country roads.
What would I have to do assuming I've got no prior experience on a bike, and how long before I can get off a little put-put and onto something that goes more than 40 miles an hour. -
ssuellid 19,142 posts
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Registered 20 years agoMy Gilera Runner was faultless - until I wrote it off. Except the carb heater but somehow the cable got cut on that.
Did you check the Gilera forums? They are a lot for the Runner some selling bits and pieces. -
Nemesis 20,312 posts
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Registered 20 years agoEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Getting annoying right?
Yeah. How about the cunt who drives a cunty 50cc moped around the streets in some strange circuit. Over and over and over and over and over again.
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terminalterror 18,932 posts
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Registered 20 years agoGinger wrote:
/hijack
Hmm, I was thinking about getting a bike to commute to work - 20 miles across wiltshire country roads.
What would I have to do assuming I've got no prior experience on a bike, and how long before I can get off a little put-put and onto something that goes more than 40 miles an hour.
Thats the dodgy thing about bikes, not too long and for the price of a small car, you can buy a superbike and do 180mph and kill yourself. -
ssuellid 19,142 posts
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Registered 20 years agoGinger you would need to do a CBT. Takes a day and costs around £120 - after that you can ride anything under 125 on a L plate for 2 years before having to take your test. Scooters cost from £800 to £2200 for a Gilera Runner 125 that will do 80mph and 0-60 in just over 6 seconds.
Add in £200 for a cheap decent helmet and get some proper reinforced clothing. I had a crash at low speed and without the protective clothing would have ripped lots of skin off.
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Ginger 7,256 posts
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Registered 19 years agossuellid wrote:
Hmm, that'd be pretty much all I need. Now, where'd I put that leather jacket...
Scooters cost from £800 to £2200 for a Gilera Runner 125 that will do 80mph and 0-60 in just over 6 seconds.
Oh, and tt, I wasn't planning on jumping onto the back of some japanese monster sports bike. Just getting away from the eeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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described earlier...
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Singularity 3,282 posts
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Registered 18 years agoNemesis wrote:
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Run him over.
You know what I said about not wishing an accident on anybody? Well, except those guys. Fortunately mine makes a pleasant low 'put-put-putting' sound.
When it fucking runs. -
Nemesis 20,312 posts
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Registered 20 years agoIn my mind I call that moped 'the ex wife' as it's a constant continual whine that never quite shuts up or goes away. -
ssuellid 19,142 posts
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Registered 20 years agoGinger wrote:
ssuellid wrote:
Hmm, that'd be pretty much all I need. Now, where'd I put that leather jacket...
Scooters cost from £800 to £2200 for a Gilera Runner 125 that will do 80mph and 0-60 in just over 6 seconds.
You can pick up a silly low mileage Runner 125 for £1200 secondhand. Try autotrader. -
bainbrge 1,687 posts
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Registered 19 years agoNemesis wrote:
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Getting annoying right?
Yeah. How about the cunt who drives a cunty 50cc moped around the streets in some strange circuit. Over and over and over and over and over again.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Should I report it?
/looks upward
yep, thats annoying. There was a lump headed fool round these parts who used to do that. THe best thing was, he was massive, with a proportionately huge head, and the bike was tiny, like a kids one. He also used to have a totally blank expression, and look to his left all the time. -
mal 29,326 posts
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Registered 20 years agoNemesis wrote:
I think we might have had him over our way a month or two back. For a few nights in a row at about midnight you'd hear a little buzzing noise at first.
Yeah. How about the cunt who drives a cunty 50cc moped around the streets in some strange circuit. Over and over and over and over and over again.
Then it'd get a bit louder and start to sound like a moped coming down the street.
Then it'd get a bit louder and pretty annoying.
Then it'd get a bit louder still.
Still getting louder.
Finally it starts coming down the street.
Now it's almost unbearably loud.
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And then reverse the process, except half a semitone lower.
I swear I could still hear him in the distance ten minutes later. Heading off in the distance of essex/surrey, so I guess he's not your one.
Still these days I catch him in the distance sometimes. Must be miles away. -
Singularity 3,282 posts
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Registered 18 years agoSo anyway, how's about those bastards not producing spares just two years after they release the bike, eh?
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Nemesis 20,312 posts
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Registered 20 years agoFunniest thing I've seen in a *long* time was a courier came to our building and....
...here it comes...
..gets on his bike and it's seriously 1ft high. I was watching and he puts the feet on the pedals and he can't see for his own kneecaps. -
Nemesis wrote:EEEEEEEEEEEE
Getting annoying right?
Yeah. How about the cunt who drives a cunty 50cc moped around the streets in some strange circuit. Over and over and over and over and over again.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
/pause
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
/pause
Should I report it?
Report it? In the expectation of what happening exactly? Best to take direct action.
Cheesewire between two lamp posts - prob sorted. And if you video it there's 250 big ones coming your way courtesy of You've Been Framed. Everyone's a winner. -
mentat 5,613 posts
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Registered 20 years agoOoooh! May i be permitted a rant here too?
Thanks.
I want to learn to drive a bike. Have done for ages, but couldn't afford it. Why is it that any time i bring it up with anyone i always get the 'oh, they are really dangerous you'll kill yourself' line?
Am i really that bad? I mean, i've been driving for 10+ years now, i think i'm starting to get the hang of it. I was a pillion passenger for many years, so i've seen the stupid things people do to a motorcycle.
It really annoys me.
/flippant mode
I'm just as likly to die getting the train to work in the morning. I'd be really pissed if that's how i went. At least on a bike i'd be having fun... -
Singularity 3,282 posts
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Registered 18 years agoThey may be dangerous, but they're cool.
With logic like that, I think I should consider taking up smoking.
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bainbrge 1,687 posts
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Registered 19 years agoNemesis wrote:
Funniest thing I've seen in a *long* time was a courier came to our building and....
...here it comes...
..gets on his bike and it's seriously 1ft high. I was watching and he puts the feet on the pedals and he can't see for his own kneecaps.
Nathan Barley? -
Singularity wrote:
They may be dangerous, but they're cool.
With logic that that, I think I should consider taking up smoking.
The advantage of smoking is that it's big and clever as well. -
ssuellid 19,142 posts
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Registered 20 years agoHaving come off at around 30mph put me off. I managed to go through the first layer of protective clothing and went through to the foam on the helmet. What really put me off tho was I have no idea of why I crashed. Plus the wife wants me to get a car now. -
Nemesis 20,312 posts
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Registered 20 years agobainbrge wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
Funniest thing I've seen in a *long* time was a courier came to our building and....
...here it comes...
..gets on his bike and it's seriously 1ft high. I was watching and he puts the feet on the pedals and he can't see for his own kneecaps.
Nathan Barley?
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Singularity 3,282 posts
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Registered 18 years agossuellid wrote:
What really put me off tho was I have no idea of why I crashed.
That is always worrying. My only crash was in the snow, and the reason was that I was being a stupid twat and trying to ride in the snow.
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Salaman 24,162 posts
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Registered 17 years agoThat really pisses me off as well mentat.
I had a 50cc bike when I was 16 (rode it until it got stolen 3 years later) and I really enjoyed that.
My dad was adamant I was NOT to have a bike. My mom was like "Sure but I'm not buying you one."
So I worked a summer and weekends to save up and got it (the benefits of divorced parents .. no way I'd had that bike if my parents were still together).
Fast forward a few years and I have my (car) drivers license and been working for a while, so I have a bit of extra cash & so I figured I'll use the cash on getting my (bike) license. This way if I ever want to get a bike, I can be off with it right away and not in the situation of being able to get a bike but needing to invest time and money in a license.
That 6 years ago and've yet to own a bike. ;_;
Just hasn't worked out yet sofar.
Yet when I mention to my girlfriend that I definitly want to get a motorbike when I can afford it she starts pouting, looks really sad and spouts one of these lines:
"No, you can't. They're too dangerous."
"But I don't want you to die."
"I don't want anything to happen to you."
etc.
GGRRRRR
Really annoys me.
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Whizzo 44,810 posts
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Registered 20 years agoHaving heard what happens on a regular basis at the hospital I work at I think the only motorbike I'd really want to ride is a Lawmaster... -
boo 13,901 posts
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Registered 18 years agoI turned 38 last Sunday so my mid-life crisis must be just around the corner.
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ssuellid 19,142 posts
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Registered 20 years ago34 onwards is male midlife crisis time.
Seemed a bit young to me. -
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Registered 19 years agomentat wrote:
Heh; any biker will claim that 'someone else will kill you...' I've been riding for about five years now (Suzuki GSF600N) and the number of times I've had to take evasive action when some tit in a tin box hasn't seen me is beyond belief.
Why is it that any time i bring it up with anyone i always get the 'oh, they are really dangerous you'll kill yourself' line? -
mal 29,326 posts
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oneiros wrote:
Yeah, that's the thing though. As a motorcyclist you don't drive around with your eyes shut like most drivers do, because you will die. Is there a single motorcyclist alive that thinks it's the safest form of travel?
mentat wrote:
Heh; any biker will claim that 'someone else will kill you...' I've been riding for about five years now (Suzuki GSF600N) and the number of times I've had to take evasive action when some tit in a tin box hasn't seen me is beyond belief.
Why is it that any time i bring it up with anyone i always get the 'oh, they are really dangerous you'll kill yourself' line?
Notice the use of the word alive there...
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