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Hahaha. I can understand why you think I'm boasting or pulling the piss or something but, why bother on a games forum? I share these awful experiences to remind you of your own youth and reinforce the point that alcohol and drugs are bad mmk. ^_^ Or if it's the way I speak of women as if they're men, well, that's my idea of equality. |
2015 Is Brand New - Anyone Else Had A (game/non-game) Fuck Up Yet? • Page 2
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TheMayorOfJugs 6,489 posts
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CosmicFuzz 32,632 posts
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Registered 15 years agoPretty decent new year here so far! Drinks and board games last night, went up Arthur's Seat to watch fireworks from Edinburgh Castle, then woke up feeling great about 11.30 this morning, had a big fry up and now about to go to parents to have a good feed.
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TheMayorOfJugs 6,489 posts
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Registered 8 years agotheroneffs wrote:
Not me that rejected her, my friend. She wasn't hugely fat, called her Gargantuette because she was raging and hungry and tall. Urrm. That's it I think.
dutchspeededup wrote:
!!!!!
TheMayorOfJugs wrote:
http://i1.cdnds.net/10/37/tv_inbetweeners_3_jay_2.jpg
dutchspeededup wrote:
She was a lovely human being until she found out she wasn't getting dicked and fed. Physical attraction is important when hunting a mate for procreation.
I am astonished that The Mayor of Jugs' first contribution involves being unpleasant about a woman.
Astonished.
Hate anyone to think of me as Jay. -_- -
No bother Jay. -
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TheMayorOfJugs 6,489 posts
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Registered 8 years agoShit the chair wanker! ....
No forum stories known to me I can recall to abuse you with wanker! -
Had great sex earlier and currently enjoying my first massive poo of 2015!
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Nitrous 2,295 posts
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Registered 16 years agoTouch wood all good so far. In work for double bubble and then its off to the g/f parents house for something to eat -
Madder-Max wrote:
Is one a result of the other?
Had great sex earlier and currently enjoying my first massive poo of 2015!
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TheMayorOfJugs wrote:
I've still got tonnes of Febreeze. S'all good yo!
Shit the chair wanker! ....
No forum stories known to me I can recall to abuse you with wanker!.gif)
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FuzzyDuck wrote:
Heh. No. Totally unrelated.
Madder-Max wrote:
Is one a result of the other?
Had great sex earlier and currently enjoying my first massive poo of 2015!
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Syrette 51,181 posts
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Registered 19 years agochun-li wrote:
Cat?
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TheMayorOfJugs 6,489 posts
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Registered 8 years agotheroneffs wrote:
That girl is loopy and that was one of the best moments of my life
TheMayorOfJugs wrote:
Tell us again how a girl named her dildo after you.
Shit the chair wanker! ....
No forum stories known to me I can recall to abuse you with wanker!
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TheMayorOfJugs 6,489 posts
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Registered 8 years agoWhatever you bitter coot. 
It doesn't bother me whether you believe me or not. The year as a whole was absolutely shit, with a few high points. I've told all the best stories, some of the worst, prattly, depressing ones, and I'm sure you all have some similar tales from back in the day. (Look at wrinkly! The artful dodger of angry fathers)
If it angers you in some way for some reason, put me in ignore. I'll continue to enjoy your jokes and funny ranting, and you can live your life happily. -
Syrette 51,181 posts
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Registered 19 years agoWe all know it actually happened mowgli. We all do stupid things when drunk. -
teamHAM 3,847 posts
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Registered 14 years agoOff Topic, today I learned that getting £5 on a scratch card counts as "winning the lottery".
On topic, I bought Dragon Age Inquisition for my PS4, and it just doesn't work. Constant crashes on start up.
Good start to the year!
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TheMayorOfJugs 6,489 posts
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Registered 8 years agoBut I bang sluts in their vaginas all the time, with my cock. I shat on a nun once. She begged me to the filthy slag. GILFS are where it's at though. #filthyNanter -
askew 24,121 posts
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TheMayorOfJugs 6,489 posts
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Registered 8 years agoAli Bantba and the 40 thieves. -
TheMayorOfJugs 6,489 posts
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Registered 8 years agoBillions believe some slag got magic pregnant by an invisible sky friend, but LegenDairyFree (offishal bantersaurus name) doesn't believe a horny nutcake could name a rubber knob after me. #DoubleBantards -
PhoenixFlames 9,263 posts
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Registered 14 years agoEric Bantana -
The year starts worse than I thought
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It doesn't bother me whether you believe me or not. The year as a whole was absolutely shit, with a few high points. I've told all the best stories, some of the worst, prattly, depressing ones, and I'm sure you all have some similar tales from back in the day. (Look at wrinkly! The artful dodger of angry fathers)Sometimes posts may contain links to online retail stores. If you click on one and make a purchase we may receive a small commission. For more information, go here.
