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CosmicFuzz 5 May 2015 15:15:07 32,632 posts
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boo wrote:

CosmicFuzz wrote:

boo wrote:
A guy kills someone. Then he kills someone else. That guy was supposed to be killing someone but couldn't kill him because he was killed, but another guy kills him instead.
First guy goes to kill someone else but doesn't, but inbetween times kills a couple of other people.
Then decides to stop killing people.
Grosse Pointe Blank?
Apologies for the delay - correctamundo!

YES!

I'm more pleased I got that one right than anything else I've done today.

PazJohnMitch 5 May 2015 15:21:20 17,276 posts
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@Zomoniac

21 Jump Street

Zomoniac 5 May 2015 15:52:59 10,628 posts
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@PazJohnMitch Afraid not.

vijay_UK 5 May 2015 15:53:52 3,961 posts
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A randy secret agent wants to get up, close and personal with YOU.

Saul_Iscariot 5 May 2015 15:56:15 4,399 posts
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Spies like us?

vijay_UK 5 May 2015 15:58:11 3,961 posts
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Nope.

Zomoniac 5 May 2015 15:58:30 10,628 posts
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Austin Powers: Spy Who Shagged Me?

Saul_Iscariot 5 May 2015 15:59:39 4,399 posts
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The Bourne Ultimatum.

vijay_UK 5 May 2015 16:01:21 3,961 posts
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No and no. ;-)

CosmicFuzz 5 May 2015 16:02:36 32,632 posts
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Spy Hard?

vijay_UK 5 May 2015 16:03:04 3,961 posts
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Nope

Zomoniac 5 May 2015 16:03:21 10,628 posts
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The Spy Who Loved Me?

CosmicFuzz 5 May 2015 16:03:55 32,632 posts
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Zomoniac wrote:
Two men exchange identities to aid with the protection of a woman. Questions are raised over the legitimacy of identification, so firearms are used to assist with the purchase of confectionery.

Vice Versa

Saul_Iscariot 5 May 2015 16:03:59 4,399 posts
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The Spy U came in from the cold?

Zomoniac 5 May 2015 16:05:36 10,628 posts
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CosmicFuzz wrote:

Zomoniac wrote:
Two men exchange identities to aid with the protection of a woman. Questions are raised over the legitimacy of identification, so firearms are used to assist with the purchase of confectionery.
Vice Versa

Nope.

vijay_UK 5 May 2015 16:05:56 3,961 posts
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Zomoniac wrote:
The Spy Who Loved Me?

Correct!

boo 5 May 2015 22:10:43 13,901 posts
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A big guy holds his breath a lot. A small guy holds his breath a lot. The viewer is moved and cinema is truly art.

boo 5 May 2015 22:13:33 13,901 posts
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An old guy and a young woman don't do much. Again, the viewer is moved, though some uncultured types claim to be bored.

Saul_Iscariot 5 May 2015 22:14:02 4,399 posts
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Blow? For the first one.

Speed 2? For the second.

Edited by Saul_Iscariot at 22:15:15 05-05-2015

boo 5 May 2015 22:15:43 13,901 posts
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Two men go shopping. Along the way they assist a stranded frog. By their actions, many public sector workers earn some much-needed overtime.

boo 5 May 2015 22:16:29 13,901 posts
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@Saul_Iscariot

No and no.

Garfy 5 May 2015 22:21:50 1,560 posts
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boo wrote:
An old guy and a young woman don't do much. Again, the viewer is moved, though some uncultured types claim to be bored.

Lost in translation.

And that film WAS boring

boo 5 May 2015 22:30:05 13,901 posts
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Garfy wrote:

boo wrote:
An old guy and a young woman don't do much. Again, the viewer is moved, though some uncultured types claim to be bored.
Lost in translation.

And that film WAS boring

You are a) correct and b) dead to me.
;o)

Saul_Iscariot 5 May 2015 22:35:27 4,399 posts
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boo wrote:
Two men go shopping. Along the way they assist a stranded frog. By their actions, many public sector workers earn some much-needed overtime.

Is it that video of the Chelsea fans on a train?

boo 5 May 2015 22:38:07 13,901 posts
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D
No.

anephric 5 May 2015 22:47:42 5,274 posts
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@boo Do you have a Miss Piggy?

boo 5 May 2015 22:48:31 13,901 posts
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)
You're in the right sort of ballpark, but no, not The Blues Brothers.

Dr.Haggard 5 May 2015 23:02:09 4,641 posts
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I'll try an alternative version of my earlier one:

A gardener has a dispute at work and murders his colleagues to protect his greenhouse from nukes.

BadMonkey 5 May 2015 23:06:23 249 posts
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@Dr.Haggard silent running

Dr.Haggard 5 May 2015 23:07:12 4,641 posts
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Yup!

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