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Deleted user 11 May 2015 00:00:21

Dumb scientists encounter a China Miéville look-alike and his wacky black goo.

Khanivor 11 May 2015 03:45:09 44,800 posts
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Fucking Prometheus.

BreadBinLidHero 11 May 2015 04:09:13 10,804 posts
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A little girl dies.

Nanocrystal 11 May 2015 04:21:57 2,575 posts
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PazJohnMitch wrote:

PazJohnMitch wrote:
Clue 1. Woman discovers the man she loves is engaged to another. In a fit of anger she stabs a "king" in the face and suffers a terrible injury in the process. Whilst recovering in hospital she falls in love with a second man.
Clue 2. Two friends have a stressful journey and begin squabbling as a stranger gives directions. One returns home as the other continues the journey with the stranger.

Clue 3. Bearded vagrant persuades well-to-do landowner to part with his inherited jewellery?

Nanocrystal 11 May 2015 04:23:24 2,575 posts
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thelzdking wrote:
A little girl dies.

The Lovely Bones?

FartPipe 11 May 2015 06:59:24 5,307 posts
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thelzdking wrote:
A little girl dies.

The Ring?

Mola_Ram 11 May 2015 07:08:47 26,196 posts
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thelzdking wrote:
A little girl dies.

Pan's Labyrinth?

Grave of the Fireflies?

Madeline McCann's kidnapping tape?

(seriously, could you be any more vague?)

PazJohnMitch 11 May 2015 07:48:35 17,276 posts
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@Nanocrystal

Technically that was a different but very related film.

Deleted user 11 May 2015 08:19:16

Khanivor wrote:
Fucking Prometheus.

yep

PazJohnMitch 11 May 2015 08:54:53 17,276 posts
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Man who is scared of small mammals sets out to demonise the animal further and make more people scared of it.

Rivuzu 11 May 2015 09:27:40 18,424 posts
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The only ever incident of foetal suicide.

Deleted user 11 May 2015 10:36:05

When you just know there will be blood (spoiler)

j66 11 May 2015 10:45:40 6,060 posts
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Rivuzu wrote:
The only ever incident of foetal suicide.

Butterfly Effect?

j66 11 May 2015 10:46:00 6,060 posts
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Not A Movie

...thought this was too easy, but perhaps not.

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Rivuzu 11 May 2015 10:46:02 18,424 posts
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j66 wrote:

Rivuzu wrote:
The only ever incident of foetal suicide.
Butterfly Effect?

Yap.

Deleted user 11 May 2015 11:13:24

thelzdking wrote:
A little girl dies.

Alien 3?

CosmicFuzz 11 May 2015 11:48:37 32,632 posts
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mAc6 wrote:
When you just know there will be blood (spoiler)

There Will Be Blood

j66 11 May 2015 11:51:46 6,060 posts
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mAc6 wrote:
When you just know there will be blood (spoiler)

Carrie (2013 version)

Deleted user 11 May 2015 18:56:08

Leonard nimmoy kills a nurse

BreadBinLidHero 12 May 2015 01:33:17 10,804 posts
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Mola_Ram wrote:

thelzdking wrote:
A little girl dies.
Pan's Labyrinth?

Grave of the Fireflies?

Madeline McCann's kidnapping tape?

(seriously, could you be any more vague?)

It's Grave of the Fireflies. I thought it was quite obvious.

neilka 12 May 2015 01:40:56 24,026 posts
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mAc6 wrote:
When you just know there will be blood (spoiler)

Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants

Deleted user 12 May 2015 02:02:28

I was thinking more something Jan Kloot van Dam something I'm not spoiling anything something lots of blood, glass and something close to passion hint hint

Mola_Ram 12 May 2015 02:22:42 26,196 posts
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The passion of the Christ?

Deleted user 12 May 2015 09:54:21

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The passion of the Christ?

Damned, now you're beating me to it.

But as a second best guess I'd say Bloodsport

vijay_UK 12 May 2015 19:02:54 3,961 posts
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2 guys, some birds, and a dangerous fish.

Name that film.

convercide 12 May 2015 19:28:30 6,531 posts
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Deuce Bigalow?

ozthegweat 12 May 2015 19:48:51 2,978 posts
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An adult couple with the minds of children has sex for the first time and then destroys a biotech company.

Edited by ozthegweat at 19:49:28 12-05-2015

vijay_UK 12 May 2015 19:58:07 3,961 posts
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convercide wrote:
Deuce Bigalow?

Nope

ibenam 12 May 2015 19:58:58 3,508 posts
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ozthegweat wrote:
An adult couple with the minds of children has sex for the first time and then destroys a biotech company.

Big?

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