He might be a short arse, but he's a lucky short arse! • Non-Gaming • News and Politics • Eurogamer.net

Lutz 28 Apr 2005 16:09:57 48,870 posts
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Cruise and Holmes an item.

Clicky

Jammy bast.

pjmaybe 28 Apr 2005 16:11:08 70,666 posts
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Christ, that's gotta be the worst photo of her EVER!

Peej

Deleted user 28 April 2005 16:11:15

Is he going to sleep with all the women I want? Eh? Gargh!

Blerk Moderator 28 Apr 2005 16:11:18 48,222 posts
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Isn't he old enough to be her dad?

Katie: "Hello Tom. While you're down there..."

silver-jon 28 Apr 2005 16:21:12 1,518 posts
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Correction: He's not a lucky short-arse. He's a rich, handsome, and powerful short-arse.

pjmaybe 28 Apr 2005 16:21:53 70,666 posts
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Is she not starring opposite him in War of the Worlds?

Peej

Lutz 28 Apr 2005 16:22:41 48,870 posts
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Opposite? I think you mean "above".

pjmaybe 28 Apr 2005 16:22:50 70,666 posts
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Guess not.

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Deleted user 28 April 2005 16:23:28

No, that's Batman Begins.

Lutz 28 Apr 2005 16:24:08 48,870 posts
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Erm... Dakota Fanning and Miranda Otto.

pjmaybe 28 Apr 2005 16:24:49 70,666 posts
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Same height as me.

Er...

/looks at one of the LAN photos Mapster took.

Yep, he's a short arse!

Peej

Zoltar 28 Apr 2005 16:25:06 628 posts
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Ummm, isn't this just a publicity stunt? Surely him being gay is one of Hollywood's worst kept secrets.

Derblington 28 Apr 2005 16:26:07 35,161 posts
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Lutz wrote:
Erm... Dakota Fanning and Miranda Otto.

I'm pretty sure Dakota Fannning's taller.

Lutz 28 Apr 2005 16:26:16 48,870 posts
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Apparently he's 5 foot 11!
Which is taller than me.

Er...

Average male height in the UK is 5 foot 8.

However, he may have been wearing these...

Deleted user 28 April 2005 16:26:37

Yeah it is, he's completely gay.

MrWorf 28 Apr 2005 16:26:58 64,187 posts
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It wont last...

pjmaybe 28 Apr 2005 16:28:13 70,666 posts
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Christ, who'd care if it lasted or not. A good couple of sessios with her and at least you'd be able to say you had a crack at it.

Peej

President_Weasel 28 Apr 2005 16:29:34 12,355 posts
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Don't worry Cubby, rumour suggests stongly that he is a gay shortarse. She may well be less attached than she looks.
*coughanotherpublicitystuntcough*

Deleted user 28 April 2005 16:30:48

silver jon wrote:
He's a rich, handsome, and powerful short-arse.

Clearly that is where I'm going wrong, if I just had surgery to make myself shorter then I could too be rich, handsome and powerful! Anyone fancy helping me out?

Sid-Nice 28 Apr 2005 16:32:37 15,848 posts
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Lutz wrote:
Cruise and Holmes an item.

Clicky

Jammy bast.

I can't see the attraction.

Lutz 28 Apr 2005 16:34:04 48,870 posts
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Mr Sleep wrote:
Clearly that is where I'm going wrong, if I just had surgery to make myself shorter then I could too be rich, handsome and powerful! Anyone fancy helping me out?

No probs.

/wields axe

Off at the knee sir?

pjmaybe 28 Apr 2005 16:34:07 70,666 posts
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As I said, one of the worst photos of her I've ever seen.

I'm sure Tobz will oblige with some better ones.

Peej

Deleted user 28 April 2005 16:38:43

Lutz wrote:
Off at the knee sir?

You are sure this will make me rich and powerful though?

pjmaybe 28 Apr 2005 16:39:52 70,666 posts
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Better pic

Lucky bast.

Peej

Lutz 28 Apr 2005 16:41:13 48,870 posts
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Mr Sleep wrote:
You are sure this will make me rich and powerful though?

Well... 1 out of 3 aren't bad! However I can say you will have at least a chance at the other 2.

Lutz 28 Apr 2005 16:42:03 48,870 posts
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pjmaybe wrote:
Better pic

Lucky bast.

Peej

Not bad. And whilst I would with her, I think she's a bit scrawny.

Still, wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating Jacobs cream crackers.

Sid-Nice 28 Apr 2005 16:50:13 15,848 posts
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Aye she's a bonnie Lass, but how big is Tom next to her dad John?

pjmaybe 28 Apr 2005 16:50:16 70,666 posts
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Her weight goes from scrawny to curvaceous though. She's better curvy.

Peej

RubyRed 28 Apr 2005 16:55:06 4,303 posts
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Lucky him? Lucky her more like. She's only going with one of the most sought-after men in Hollywood and gets to act opposite Christian Bale. Pah!

pistol 28 Apr 2005 16:56:46 13,018 posts
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pjmaybe wrote:
Her weight goes from scrawny to curvaceous though. She's better curvy.

Peej

She's a pretty girl but I don't find her particularly sexy. I remember seeing her on Graham Norton years ago and she was realllly tall.