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opalw00t 1 Dec 2016 13:10:01 12,836 posts
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Sexual armadillos.

Smooth on the inside, sexy on the outside.

ARMADILLOS

askew 1 Dec 2016 13:29:32 24,121 posts
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PES_Fanboy wrote:
Why can't people just have ordinary sexual peccadilloes like Tory MPs

Like kids?

/heyoooo

askew 1 Dec 2016 13:29:42 24,121 posts
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Allegedly.

Deleted user 1 December 2016 13:38:52

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Load_2.0 1 Dec 2016 13:55:33 33,582 posts
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askew wrote:
Allegedly.

Too late. Monitoring has been activated, you made the list.

Deleted user 1 December 2016 15:09:54

No, ordinary sexual Tory peccadilloes, like stranglewanking dressed in ladies undies

Decks 1 Dec 2016 15:13:29 31,013 posts
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That being said I'm pretty sure a tory has never made a lady orgasm before. Certainly not hard enough to make the little scoot of stuff come out.

Deleted user 1 December 2016 15:16:59

It's just piss, women pretend it's not to hide their shame in their lack of pelvic floor muscle integrity

Deleted user 1 December 2016 15:18:59

But it's the pelvic floor that really hides their shame, let's make some piss porn again.

Dirtbox 1 Dec 2016 15:59:44 92,595 posts
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Psychotext 6 Dec 2016 22:02:32 70,652 posts
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Complete tossers: https://twitter.com/jimkillock/status/806223349781319680

Cadence 7 Dec 2016 00:24:31 2,585 posts
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PES_Fanboy wrote:
It's just piss, women pretend it's not to hide their shame in their lack of pelvic floor muscle integrity

This is brilliant.

Dirtbox 7 Dec 2016 05:35:04 92,595 posts
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Rodney 7 Dec 2016 06:17:54 5,029 posts
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May personally included a clause which exempts Tory MPs from the ban on female ejaculation?

Dirtbox 7 Dec 2016 06:36:57 92,595 posts
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MrMattAdz 7 Dec 2016 08:18:28 3,671 posts
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What? So other party MPs aren't exempt?

Dougs 7 Dec 2016 08:30:08 100,414 posts
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It's just putting the Wilson Doctrine on a statutory footing I think. Assume the origin is to prevent spying for political gain. I haven't really looked into it though, so might be wide of the mark.

smoothpete 7 Dec 2016 08:39:37 37,743 posts
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Theresa May goes to same gym as me apparently.

Dougs 7 Dec 2016 08:51:56 100,414 posts
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Bracknell Leisure Centre by the roundabout?!

Jeepers 7 Dec 2016 09:17:36 16,616 posts
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smoothpete wrote:
Theresa May goes to same gym as me apparently.

Steal her trainers. They're worth a few quid apparently.

Decks 7 Dec 2016 09:18:56 31,013 posts
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Then put them on and kick her in her dusty old cunt.

MrTomFTW Moderator 7 Dec 2016 09:20:36 47,501 posts
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I'm not saying that I've been playing too much Hitman recently, but you should definitely look for... opportunities.

Decks 7 Dec 2016 09:24:44 31,013 posts
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Just make sure you don't follow her into the changing rooms. It'll be like the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark when she takes her tena ladies off.

challenge_hanukkah 7 Dec 2016 09:26:52 14,394 posts
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Decks 7 Dec 2016 09:31:17 31,013 posts
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Duffking 7 Dec 2016 10:11:21 16,964 posts
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Have we done the act essentially allowing the Government to lie in court?

LittleSparra 7 Dec 2016 10:35:18 7,926 posts
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Duffking wrote:
Have we done the act essentially allowing the Government to lie in court?

From what I understand... wtf? This all sounds very peculiar and dangerous.

It's interesting how little this issue seems to have impacted on anyone we might term 'of the general public'. Immigration, EU, terrorism, US election - all in the news. This? Not so much, even as it directly relates to, and is built on, such discourse.

Psychotext 7 Dec 2016 10:59:34 70,652 posts
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Just keeps getting worse. Fucking insanity.

urban 7 Dec 2016 11:14:09 13,148 posts
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I'm out!

smoothpete 7 Dec 2016 12:26:25 37,743 posts
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Jeepers wrote:

smoothpete wrote:
Theresa May goes to same gym as me apparently.
Steal her trainers. They're worth a few quid apparently.

Nah David Lloyd in Reading

I've not seen her there but I'm told she usually has several highly conspicuous guards around her pretending to work out. Plus GCHQ are probably reading this so I won't attempt any "accidents"

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