Following Demons Souls - PS4 Page 3

  • wuntyphyve 1 Dec 2015 13:59:04 10,421 posts
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    @Rivuzu the monumental? Took me fucking ages to find the little shite!
  • Rivuzu 1 Dec 2015 14:00:46 17,290 posts
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    I have no idea on his name. I wasn't much into Demons and once I found him, I pretty much just thought fuck this lark and moved on to other things at the time.

    But still, WHY HIDE A FUCKING CRITICAL NPC IN AN OUT OF THE PLACE SPACE. Friggin' FROM.
  • quadfather 1 Dec 2015 14:18:27 31,636 posts
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    Ffs you goons. When the maiden in black tells you to go and see the monumental, there is a fucking great big bastard cut scene panning up the stairs showing you where to go.

    Oh please.
  • wuntyphyve 1 Dec 2015 14:48:46 10,421 posts
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    Pffff there's a vague as fuck bit of camera panning around a whole row of identical little bald fannies. I got lost for half a sodding hour trying to find who to speak to!
  • senso-ji 1 Dec 2015 15:16:17 8,409 posts
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    Also, the correct one to talk to is the only one with a lit candle in fron tof him. It's pretty obvious when you notice it, who's the right person to talk to.
  • quadfather 1 Dec 2015 15:31:42 31,636 posts
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    Yeah its so fucking obvious, only a lunatic would miss it
  • wuntyphyve 1 Dec 2015 15:33:26 10,421 posts
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    Only a maniac would miss a tiny flickering candle in a place where nearly everything (including you) is glowing.

    Little. Bald. Bastards.
  • SomaticSense 1 Dec 2015 15:45:46 15,112 posts
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    senso-ji wrote:
    Also, the correct one to talk to is the only one with a lit candle in fron tof him. It's pretty obvious when you notice it, who's the right person to talk to.
    Yeah, it's obvious when you notice it's signifying something.

    Until then it's just another bit of set dressing next to a string of identical-looking bald statues that look completely unimportant.

    Mind you, I struggled figuring out how to stop Fool's Idol from respawning, so maybe I'm not the poster boy for reading Demon's level design hints :)
  • quadfather 1 Dec 2015 15:48:19 31,636 posts
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    Plus, PLUS, wheres everyone's sense of facking adventure gone?

    *PLUS* you massive swinging bellends, it says X to interact with the silly wanker anyway!

    Give me strength
  • GarlVinland 1 Dec 2015 16:06:51 3,190 posts
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    Rivuzu's convinced me this isn't happening :( Guess I'll never get to see Garl Vinland and Astraea again...

    No Flamelurker either. Good riddance!
  • wuntyphyve 1 Dec 2015 16:12:21 10,421 posts
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    A prompt that only appears when you're standing close enough for him to lick your balls. Not when you're skiting round the level going off your tits because you don't know what you're doing.

    At least the dialogue could have said something like "upstairs oh slayer of demons is a little bald fucker in a sea of bald fucker's that's still alive. He's cold so we've given him a candle. He's on a shelf. Go talk to him eh? Upstairs. The candle. LOOK FOR THE CANDLE YOU DICK"

    Edited by wuntyphyve at 16:35:50 01-12-2015
  • Deleted user 1 December 2015 16:26:20
    I'm not sure that I'd appreciate a game talking to me in that tone...
  • wuntyphyve 1 Dec 2015 16:28:00 10,421 posts
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    All the while the maiden in black smacks you in the face with her staff.
  • Rivuzu 1 Dec 2015 16:31:46 17,290 posts
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    Well it would certainly make more fucking sense. Plus the lack of exposition at the start. It's like "Nah, you what? You woke up in a graveyard? Erm cool. So yeah. Welcome to the world. Here's some big door/gate things. Go and figure out what to do next. What? Instructions? The fuck, do you think this game was made for your enjoyment? Don't be fucking daft. Now get thee out you miserable little shit and don't come back until you've figured out what World Tendency means because I have no fucking idea".
  • quadfather 1 Dec 2015 17:03:49 31,636 posts
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    You're all cocks
  • wuntyphyve 1 Dec 2015 17:08:29 10,421 posts
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    Maybe in the (alleged, supposed) remaster they will make the monuMENTAL's candle bigger?

    Or have him waving a fucking flag.

    Edited by wuntyphyve at 17:08:50 01-12-2015
  • Rivuzu 1 Dec 2015 17:10:19 17,290 posts
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    Fuck that.

    Rather they remade Armoured Core V than Demons Souls.

    No where near enough giant flying robot games out right now.
  • wuntyphyve 1 Dec 2015 17:12:02 10,421 posts
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    There's a reason for that.
  • Rivuzu 1 Dec 2015 17:14:38 17,290 posts
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    YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH.
  • robc84 1 Dec 2015 17:15:55 12,564 posts
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    Hold up, Rivuzu hasn't finished Demon's Souls?

    The Bloodborne king?

    For shame Riv, for shame.
  • wuntyphyve 1 Dec 2015 17:17:43 10,421 posts
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    I've never actually played an AC game to be fair. And i used to be partial to a game of mechwarrior. Are they like mechwarrior? I could play them if they were like mechwarrior.

    Mechwarrior.
  • Rivuzu 1 Dec 2015 17:20:50 17,290 posts
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    Eh, sorta? MechWarrior and AC have the same customisation idea, but AC goes balls out intensive with it.

    I'd say AC is actually more like Chromehounds, if you remember that. But with Japanese flair. So expect more fanciful spins on things than straight up industry.

    And I never gave myself that title! All I did was make a tinfoil crown! You peasant.
  • wuntyphyve 1 Dec 2015 17:38:58 10,421 posts
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    Might need to give it a whirl if I see it going cheap cheap.
  • Rivuzu 1 Dec 2015 17:47:15 17,290 posts
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    Just make AC with Souls combat and I can die happily.
  • dominalien 1 Dec 2015 17:47:18 8,574 posts
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    Only shows how dependent we've become on on-screen indicators showing exactly which door and chest and character to click on.

    Fuck that.
  • Deleted user 1 December 2015 17:53:24
    wuntyphyve wrote:
    Pffff there's a vague as fuck bit of camera panning around a whole row of identical little bald fannies.
    Pretty sure I watched this on pay per view during my uni days.
  • Deleted user 1 December 2015 17:55:51
    wuntyphyve wrote:
    There's a reason for that.
    Imagine Pacific rim the game. But much more wank.
  • Deleted user 1 December 2015 17:57:39
    Who was the npc that started killing all the fucking others? That did my head in as I didn't realise what was happening until I Googled it and by then most were dead.
  • wuntyphyve 1 Dec 2015 18:11:43 10,421 posts
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    Yurt wasnt it?
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