Following Donald Trump, first orange US President Page 988

  • Farley2k 29 Jun 2018 16:15:44 65 posts
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    @Zyrr

    Yeah but in a few billion years the sun will expand, and then collapse so really it is all about timing...:)
  • Zyrr 29 Jun 2018 16:28:33 290 posts
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    @Farley2k True! I find it quite liberating to think that when that time comes, all those molecules that made up you, me and the entirety of every last thing that has ever existed on Earth, will be scattered randomly into the void of space. We'll all be stardust.
  • Salaman 29 Jun 2018 16:28:54 23,231 posts
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    Zyrr wrote: the UK will effectively be frozen over for 6 months of the year, so we'll have our problems to worry about.
    Winter is coming!
  • quadfather 29 Jun 2018 16:30:35 32,945 posts
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    I wish trump would expand and collapse
  • quadfather 29 Jun 2018 16:34:13 32,945 posts
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    @melonfarmer

    Interesting, cheers. I'll take a look
  • challenge_hanukkah 29 Jun 2018 16:39:20 7,744 posts
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    @melonfarmer Interesting, where did you copy and paste that from?

    I don't think you've read that book. In fact, I don't think you've read any book.
  • DrStrangelove 2 Jul 2018 16:20:29 13,157 posts
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    Uh oh

    https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/michael-cohen-family-country-president-trump-loyalty/story?id=56304585
  • Skirlasvoud 2 Jul 2018 16:29:40 4,039 posts
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    He puts his *country* and his family first. Cohen also claims that the Mueller investigation should not be called a witch hunt, that Russia's meddling in the election was bad and that Putin's denial can't be taken at face value.

    Either he's bitter, angry and will say anything to lash out at his former employer, or this has the potential to be even more delicious than that.


    If Mueller could tear Trump down before he can nominate a new Supreme Court justice, than that would be lovely.
    Illegitimate presidents shouldn't be able to pick the jury when they stand trial for high treason.

    Edited by Skirlasvoud at 16:32:35 02-07-2018
  • Mola_Ram 3 Jul 2018 00:34:21 18,476 posts
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    Well, at the very least he negotiated peace in East Asi- wait, what? He's already moved onto the next thing, and the North Koreans are ramping up nuclear fuel production?

    Well... uh, at least he's not threatening them over Twitter anymore? Right now?

    /drinks
  • DrStrangelove 3 Jul 2018 17:08:14 13,157 posts
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    Now that Harley-Davidson is moving part of its operation out of the U.S., my Administration is working with other Motor Cycle companies who want to move into the U.S. Harley customers are not happy with their move - sales are down 7% in 2017. The U.S. is where the Action is!
    People don't like HD's decision, so they buy fewer Harleys in 2017 now? Right...

    Edited by DrStrangelove at 17:09:57 03-07-2018
  • askew 3 Jul 2018 17:11:04 17,385 posts
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    No doubt Eric and Donald Jr took a short on Harley Davidson not long beforeÖ
  • warlockuk 3 Jul 2018 21:09:49 19,485 posts
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    His shitty hats were Made in China, weren't they?
  • PazJohnMitch 3 Jul 2018 21:22:02 13,868 posts
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    And all of Ivanka's tat.
  • Lukree 3 Jul 2018 21:27:49 446 posts
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    And now the world's biggest dick and the most small dicked are gonna meet ON MY TURF. :(
  • nudistpete 4 Jul 2018 11:06:11 404 posts
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    Some Classic Trump from 2016 for you to chill out to.

    I saw it on reddit yesterday but I still can't quite believe that it's a real thing that the PotUSA has actually said. It's mind melting.

    Edited by nudistpete at 11:06:28 04-07-2018
  • RobAnybody 5 Jul 2018 21:47:37 1,607 posts
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    The Trump balloon gets the go ahead:

    'Campaign groups and trade unions have organised a schedule of protests to follow Donald Trump on his visit to the UK next week, including a six metre angry baby balloon that will fly over Westminster from Parliament Square.'

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/jul/05/donald-trump-to-be-met-by-protests-at-each-stage-of-uk-visit

    there's various protest marches too.

    Watch the video to see the balloon in all of its nappy-wearing glory. :)
  • Rodney 5 Jul 2018 22:22:04 3,556 posts
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    Pruitt resigned. Here is some of his resignation letter:

    My desire in service to you has always been to bless you as you make important decisions for the American people. I believe you are serving as President today because of Godís providence. I believe that same providence brought me into your service. I pray as I have served you that I have blessed you and enabled you to effectively lead the American people. Thank you again Mr. President for the honor of serving you and I wish you Godspeed in all that you put your hand to.


    evangelicals are weird.
  • Psychotext 6 Jul 2018 00:06:11 63,703 posts
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    Apparently his replacement is just as big a cunt, only apparently even more devious.
  • Dirtbox 6 Jul 2018 09:56:57 90,796 posts
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    That balloon thing is just naff.

    Why is everything we do so naff?
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 6 Jul 2018 09:59:03 15,926 posts
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    It is but it will piss him off hugely if they follow him everywhere with it.
  • RelaxedMikki 6 Jul 2018 09:59:58 2,855 posts
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    @Dirtbox

    I know what you mean. Can we not borrow one of the German ones?

    https://goo.gl/images/wRvKE1
  • Dirtbox 6 Jul 2018 10:03:40 90,796 posts
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    Decks wrote:
    It is but it will piss him off hugely if they follow him everywhere with it.
    What's the point in pissing him off though?
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 6 Jul 2018 10:04:35 15,926 posts
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    You really don't remember being british at all do you.
  • disusedgenius 6 Jul 2018 10:08:18 9,347 posts
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    I like it, it makes me feel warm and fuzzy in the same way that that guy flying a sandwich up to David Blaine did.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 6 Jul 2018 10:12:21 15,926 posts
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    Someone followed Trump around playing a tuba the last time he was here. It was good.
  • mothercruncher 6 Jul 2018 10:13:33 15,197 posts
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    Itís going to needle the fuck out of him- fat and babyish, heíll hate it, which means I love it.
  • Psychotext 6 Jul 2018 10:53:43 63,703 posts
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    Decks wrote:
    You really don't remember being british at all do you.
    Just in case he need another reminder. This is the sort of thing brits do...

    https://twitter.com/satanseyebrows/status/826149998811344896
  • simpleexplodingmaybe 6 Jul 2018 11:28:40 7,833 posts
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    Trump sending Kim a copy of Rocketman on CD is tragically small time trolling and his fans are going to absolutely love him for it.

    Also Trump reportedly signing it himself because he's Biff Tannen levels of pathetic.
  • Dougs 6 Jul 2018 11:31:40 86,587 posts
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    mothercruncher wrote:
    Itís going to needle the fuck out of him- fat and babyish, heíll hate it, which means I love it.
    Absolutely this.
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