Donald Trump, first orange US President Page 989

  • H1ggyLTD 6 Jul 2018 11:32:24 9,614 posts
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    Yep.
  • Salaman 6 Jul 2018 11:34:29 23,135 posts
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    Rodney wrote:
    I wish you Godspeed in all that you put your hand to.
  • KnuttinAtoll 6 Jul 2018 11:41:11 5,730 posts
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    And you know he's not going to let it slide either. Expect some ad-lib comments from him 'dissing' the protesters during a press conference or more likely Tw@er. If not in the UK then as soon as he's on safe ground in AF1 or when meeting his master a few days later.

    Edited by KnuttinAtoll at 11:41:49 06-07-2018
  • Skirlasvoud 6 Jul 2018 11:58:25 3,891 posts
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    You maniacs are going to allow him to meet the Queen?

    What has she done to deserve that? Couldn't you have sent out Harry or something?
  • Dirtbox 6 Jul 2018 12:03:44 90,630 posts
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    Decks wrote:
    You really don't remember being british at all do you.
    I remember that everything is naff and this whole thing is just a bit of a cringe.
  • H1ggyLTD 6 Jul 2018 12:05:48 9,614 posts
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    What should the protest look like, dirt?
  • Mola_Ram 6 Jul 2018 12:06:02 18,133 posts
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    I still think the Queen whispering "you're a cunt" into his ear would be the best protest ever.
  • Dirtbox 6 Jul 2018 12:13:15 90,630 posts
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    H1ggyLTD wrote:
    What should the protest look like, dirt?
    I couldn't tell you, I'm british and therefore incapable of anything less naff.
  • nickthegun 6 Jul 2018 12:24:45 74,436 posts
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    The only disappointment is that we are putting more effort into trolling trump than we are about fixing our own shit.

    We should be flying small cocked balloons of Boris Johnson everywhere he goes and telling him to fuck off. Britain first and all that.
  • H1ggyLTD 6 Jul 2018 12:32:00 9,614 posts
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    Sure it could be retrofitted to be Boris afterwards.
  • Bambot 6 Jul 2018 14:09:27 1,204 posts
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    There's going to be plenty of 'traditional' protests for Trump to pretend are actually phalanxes of well-wishers out to support MAGA (he can't read so the signs won't alert him to their true intentions). I think a light-hearted massive blimp in the shape of a fat nappy-wearing arsehole flying overhead is a great addition, personally, truly in the spirit of the British sense of humour.
  • simpleexplodingmaybe 6 Jul 2018 14:25:36 7,205 posts
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    "It was a great honour to see that the British people love me so much that they paid for me to be reborn a Cherub. An angel, like Cupid, because they love me."
  • Your-Mother 6 Jul 2018 14:32:53 1,699 posts
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    The word naff hasn't been used since 1987 either so using that is in itself naff.
  • fontgeeksogood 6 Jul 2018 14:35:21 1,111 posts
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    NAFFCEPTION
  • MrWonderstuff 6 Jul 2018 14:40:32 2,706 posts
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    Never been to a protest before but think I may drop by on the 14th as I am in the Big Smoke. Any EGers going?
  • Help_me 6 Jul 2018 16:23:01 1,025 posts
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    Think it's on the 13th.
  • RandolphCarter 6 Jul 2018 16:31:17 878 posts
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    Crowdfund for a baby Sadiq Khan blimp has almost reached its goal
  • You-can-call-me-kal 6 Jul 2018 16:31:41 11,883 posts
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    I'll get down at some point.
  • Load_2.0 6 Jul 2018 16:39:50 26,956 posts
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    If I can get away from the office in time I'll be there. Though I would prefer to have been in the mob early afternoon actually protesting rather than aftermath.
  • whatfruitlivesagain 6 Jul 2018 16:55:33 1,144 posts
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    Can we get a Theresa May shitting the bed balloon as well?

    Or a Corbyn garden gnome?

    20k seems a bit steep for a balloon.
  • Skirlasvoud 6 Jul 2018 16:59:00 3,891 posts
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    Only if the Corbyn gnome is wielding a hammer and sickle.
  • RandolphCarter 6 Jul 2018 17:31:38 878 posts
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    RandolphCarter wrote:
    Crowdfund for a baby Sadiq Khan blimp has almost reached its goal
    Stretch target to fly a pro-Brexit balloon over London. Absolute maniacs!
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 6 Jul 2018 17:32:39 14,778 posts
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    No-one cares.
  • nickthegun 6 Jul 2018 18:27:51 74,436 posts
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    fontgeeksogood wrote:
    NAFFCEPTION
  • Dirtbox 6 Jul 2018 18:38:43 90,630 posts
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    Donald Trump will not see the baby-balloon protest as he plans to avoid London during UK visit.
    Naffness intensifies.
  • fontgeeksogood 6 Jul 2018 18:40:17 1,111 posts
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    It's a no-go zone for non-Muslims
  • Your-Mother 6 Jul 2018 19:40:34 1,699 posts
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    Honestly wouldn't be surprised at all if he called off the trip last minute with some paperthin "babysitting conflict sorry hun" esque excuse.
  • JamboWayOh 6 Jul 2018 19:44:33 8,460 posts
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    Hopefully he comes into contact with some Novichok on his travels.
  • thelzdking 6 Jul 2018 20:03:52 8,294 posts
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    He'd probably survive and go on a rambling monologue about how good his constitution is.
  • Your-Mother 6 Jul 2018 20:07:12 1,699 posts
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    His quote from the Montana Rally. Genuinely can't work out what he's trying to say:

    I have broken more Elton John records, he seems to have a lot of records. And I, by the way, I dont have a musical instrument. I dont have a guitar or an organ. No organ. Elton has an organ. And lots of other people helping. No weve broken a lot of records. Weve broken virtually every record. Because you know, look I only need this space. They need much more room. For basketball, for hockey and all of the sports, they need a lot of room. We dont need it. We have people in that space. So we break all of these records. Really we do it without like, the musical instruments. This is the only musical: the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth. Right? The brain, more important than the mouth, is the brain. The brain is much more important.
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