Donald Trump, first orange US President Page 990

  • JamboWayOh 6 Jul 2018 20:11:08 8,498 posts
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    I think he's trying to say he's taken it up the chuff
    pipe more times than Elton John. As in a record breaking amount.
  • DrStrangelove 6 Jul 2018 20:27:11 12,857 posts
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    Your-Mother wrote:
    His quote from the Montana Rally. Genuinely can't work out what he's trying to say:

    “I have broken more Elton John records, he seems to have a lot of records. And I, by the way, I don’t have a musical instrument. I don’t have a guitar or an organ. No organ. Elton has an organ. And lots of other people helping. No we’ve broken a lot of records. We’ve broken virtually every record. Because you know, look I only need this space. They need much more room. For basketball, for hockey and all of the sports, they need a lot of room. We don’t need it. We have people in that space. So we break all of these records. Really we do it without like, the musical instruments. This is the only musical: the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth. Right? The brain, more important than the mouth, is the brain. The brain is much more important.”
    It's his way of saying he's not a fucking pussy who avoids facing protest
  • reddevil93 6 Jul 2018 20:47:16 14,568 posts
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    Manafort in solitary confinement 23 hours a day, fucking delighted for him. Also, Cohen has stated to friends he has no hope of getting a pardon and he has just hired a lawyer who previously worked for the Clintons. Surely it's only a matter of time until one of them flips.
  • Skirlasvoud 6 Jul 2018 21:22:51 3,900 posts
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    Your-Mother wrote:
    His quote from the Montana Rally. Genuinely can't work out what he's trying to say:

    “I have broken more Elton John records, he seems to have a lot of records. And I, by the way, I don’t have a musical instrument. I don’t have a guitar or an organ. No organ. Elton has an organ. And lots of other people helping. No we’ve broken a lot of records. We’ve broken virtually every record. Because you know, look I only need this space. They need much more room. For basketball, for hockey and all of the sports, they need a lot of room. We don’t need it. We have people in that space. So we break all of these records. Really we do it without like, the musical instruments. This is the only musical: the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth. Right? The brain, more important than the mouth, is the brain. The brain is much more important.”
    I'm willing to believe he's missing an organ.
  • PazJohnMitch 6 Jul 2018 22:39:03 13,642 posts
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    I think he is telling us he is impotent but has sexually abused more women than Elton John.

    Edited by PazJohnMitch at 22:39:46 06-07-2018
  • chopsen 6 Jul 2018 22:42:13 20,168 posts
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    I'm not sure if Elton John has even seen a naked lady, tbh.
  • PazJohnMitch 6 Jul 2018 23:13:13 13,642 posts
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    Wasn’t he married to a woman in the 70s?
  • Skirlasvoud 6 Jul 2018 23:54:05 3,900 posts
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    PazJohnMitch wrote:
    Wasn’t he married to a woman in the 70s?
    Marriage =/= Sex
  • RandolphCarter 7 Jul 2018 08:33:10 901 posts
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    Skirlasvoud wrote:
    PazJohnMitch wrote:
    Wasn’t he married to a woman in the 70s?
    Marriage =/= Sex
    Found the incel!
  • Kronos 7 Jul 2018 17:02:29 710 posts
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    Pruitts nauseatingly grovelling resignation letter really reeked of "please give me a pardon if it all goes to shit".
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 11 Jul 2018 07:05:04 14,795 posts
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    Looking forward to this upcoming Sacha Baron Cohen thing. Sounds like he's caught quite a few of them out.
  • nickthegun 11 Jul 2018 08:18:06 74,456 posts
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    And the likes of Palin are doing his publicity for him.
  • captbirdseye 11 Jul 2018 08:19:30 8,806 posts
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    Haha, he gets Dick Cheney to autograph a waterboarding kit.
  • fontgeeksogood 11 Jul 2018 09:20:21 1,163 posts
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    Seems as though she's had a complete sense of humor failure which suggests that she's probably done or said something dumb even for her
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 11 Jul 2018 09:37:49 14,795 posts
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    Do any of these cunts have a sense of humour?
  • AaronTurner 11 Jul 2018 09:38:00 9,835 posts
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    I don't think it unreasonable to be annoyed and not find it funny. She a total knob, but she did travel across America to meet him, I think most people would be annoyed.
  • askew 11 Jul 2018 10:04:50 17,053 posts
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    He complained that German politicians have been working for Russian energy companies after leaving politics and described this as inappropriate as well. Germany is totally controlled by Russia, Trump said
    This guy!
  • Load_2.0 11 Jul 2018 10:15:13 26,984 posts
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    I'm not a massive fan of the "gotcha" type shows.

    Dick Cheney is a tool, Palin is a fucking idiot. They have clearly demonstrated that. They seem like odd targets given they are held in fairly low regard.

    Most people will oblige someone else's rants/behavior/weirdness purely out of courtesy before walking away or raising objections. It doesn't always mean they are in agreement.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 11 Jul 2018 10:19:27 14,795 posts
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    Borat and the early Ali G stuff were hilarious though. And the fact she's calling him "evil" is beautiful.
  • StarchildHypocrethes 11 Jul 2018 10:43:24 31,766 posts
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    Trump will have pulled out of NATO and Russia will have subsequently swept across the continent before it even starts tonight, so it's all a bit moot anyway.
  • Skirlasvoud 11 Jul 2018 11:08:12 3,900 posts
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    Luckily, Russia won't get much farther than the Baltic States and the border region of Poland if they ever invade.
    They'll get stomped if the EU manages to stick together and there's support for a war.
  • KnuttinAtoll 11 Jul 2018 13:24:40 5,730 posts
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    https://twitter.com/Green_Europe/status/1016988976639553537?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

    I know someone who works there... the police was sent around even to take it down but didn't in the end - they even showed support:)

    Bet you ten quid the US was behind it, fuckers. At least it seems the message was received!
  • nudistpete 11 Jul 2018 13:42:18 378 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    I'm not a massive fan of the "gotcha" type shows.
    When they're at Sacha Baron Cohen and Chris Morris's level they're sublime. The way they can get people to feel comfortable in the most absurd situations and then say bizarre things is nothing short of amazing.
  • Cadence 11 Jul 2018 14:54:13 2,171 posts
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    The orange cunt is visiting London tomorrow. Getting to work in Westminster is going to be fun...
  • thelzdking 11 Jul 2018 15:21:38 8,298 posts
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    I'm leaving the country so I don't have to share the same soil as him.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 11 Jul 2018 15:38:40 14,795 posts
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    Kind of hope we lose now so people are extra pissed off.
  • DrStrangelove 11 Jul 2018 18:18:55 12,857 posts
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    Skirlasvoud wrote:
    if the EU manages to stick together
    heh
  • RobAnybody 11 Jul 2018 19:55:52 1,567 posts
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    Decks wrote:
    Do any of these cunts have a sense of humour?
    No, they're all highly emotionally damaged people who think that they'll be happier if they have money, power and the ability to make others miserable like themselves. But they're wrong.
  • JoelStinty 12 Jul 2018 09:04:17 6,741 posts
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    So Stormy Daniels has been arrested in Ohio. She is expected to be released on bail. She was arrested as apparently she broke a state law in which she allowed a customer to touch her. Obviously the whole thing reeks of a set up, a rarely enforced law, police waiting at the club etc etc.
  • fontgeeksogood 12 Jul 2018 09:08:15 1,163 posts
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    JoelStinty wrote:
    she broke a state law in which she allowed a customer to touch her
    Politics and knowing who she is aside, what the fuck is this shit? Who does this law protect, and why on earth would the law breaking be on her side?
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