Donald Trump, first orange US President Page 1027

  • jimnastics 12 Sep 2018 09:12:31 1,469 posts
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    I know this is really wrong, but...

  • Kronos 12 Sep 2018 19:55:59 725 posts
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    I nearly choked on my coffee watching Donnie tiny brain describing Hurricane Florence as being "tremendously big and tremendously wet".

    Edited by Kronos at 19:56:49 12-09-2018
  • Salaman 12 Sep 2018 20:35:10 23,274 posts
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    jimnastics wrote:
    I know this is really wrong, but...

    https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/9f6p2w/this_is_going_to_be_great/
  • mothercruncher 12 Sep 2018 22:40:44 15,414 posts
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    Someone has to put a couple of large cocks in those hands.
  • L0cky 13 Sep 2018 04:09:32 2,028 posts
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    They wouldn't fit.
  • PazJohnMitch 13 Sep 2018 09:14:24 13,958 posts
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    TIL what a Shekel was.
  • Load_2.0 13 Sep 2018 10:40:13 28,192 posts
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    mothercruncher wrote:
    Someone has to put a couple of large cocks in those hands.
    If I had 20p for every time I heard that!
  • AboutHalfaStevas 13 Sep 2018 10:43:29 1,068 posts
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    The one where he's wearing a twin tower hat and holding two planes should win the internet this year. I'm assuming we have a yearly winner.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 13 Sep 2018 10:43:48 16,774 posts
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    You don't have to agree to it every time though.
  • fontgeeksogood 13 Sep 2018 10:56:42 3,221 posts
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    Well, YOU think of a better way he can practise his skiing technique
  • Graxlar_v3 13 Sep 2018 11:14:24 4,448 posts
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    Decks wrote:
    You don't have to agree to it every time though.
    To be fair, he is getting 20p each time
  • Graxlar_v3 13 Sep 2018 14:26:17 4,448 posts
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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-45511865


    fake news!
  • JamboWayOh 13 Sep 2018 14:35:09 9,931 posts
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    Everyone knows those people aren't dead, they're obviously pretending to be dead, but are working as bus boys and valets while sucking money from HARD WORKING AMERICANS.
  • PazJohnMitch 13 Sep 2018 15:23:41 13,958 posts
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    In Trump’s world only White humans are classed as people.

    Therefore the number of ‘people’ killed was very low.
  • Tuffty 13 Sep 2018 18:36:18 4,234 posts
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    Graxlar_v3 wrote:
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-45511865


    fake news!

    We're not even seeing signs of scraping the barrel at this point. The bottom is worn out, has a massive hole and he just keeps on digging.

    Is it the worst thing he's ever said? I think it might be.
  • JBlokeUK 14 Sep 2018 00:59:40 2,306 posts
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    Surely the midterms have to be Trump's undoing. America can't afford to fuck it all up a second time, right?

    RIGHT?
  • Mola_Ram 14 Sep 2018 03:49:25 18,787 posts
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    Tuffty wrote:
    Graxlar_v3 wrote:
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-45511865


    fake news!

    We're not even seeing signs of scraping the barrel at this point. The bottom is worn out, has a massive hole and he just keeps on digging.

    Is it the worst thing he's ever said? I think it might be.
    I'm actually kind of impressed that he still has depths to plumb. You think he'd hit bottom eventually, but the pit just keeps going and going.
  • Jono62 14 Sep 2018 05:52:08 21,172 posts
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    @JBlokeUK He's the most winninest person ever so he'll ace the midterms easy.
  • Jono62 14 Sep 2018 05:53:26 21,172 posts
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    Mola_Ram wrote:
    Tuffty wrote:
    Graxlar_v3 wrote:
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-45511865


    fake news!

    We're not even seeing signs of scraping the barrel at this point. The bottom is worn out, has a massive hole and he just keeps on digging.

    Is it the worst thing he's ever said? I think it might be.
    I'm actually kind of impressed that he still has depths to plumb. You think he'd hit bottom eventually, but the pit just keeps going and going.
    If a report came out that he had a big penis, he would dispute it and say it was even bigger.
  • nickthegun 14 Sep 2018 06:49:35 75,578 posts
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    I still don't know why the democrats don't just put out a press release saying 'trump is too dumb to collude with Russia' and let him hang himself.
  • Boriska 14 Sep 2018 07:14:03 822 posts
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    Reports this morning that Manafort may have struck a deal with Mueller.

    Juicy.
  • JBlokeUK 14 Sep 2018 07:48:24 2,306 posts
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    Boriska wrote:
    Reports this morning that Manafort may have struck a deal with Mueller.

    Juicy.
    If that's true, and there had been whispers of this being a possibility over the last week, then Trump will lose his shit.

    WITCH HUNT! NO COLLUSION!
  • Jono62 14 Sep 2018 12:01:55 21,172 posts
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    https://twitter.com/KeatonPatti/status/1039889888961880064?s=19
  • StarchildHypocrethes 14 Sep 2018 12:05:05 31,894 posts
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    Hah! Weirdly real.
  • Load_2.0 14 Sep 2018 12:09:01 28,192 posts
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    Jono62 wrote:
    https://twitter.com/KeatonPatti/status/1039889888961880064?s=19
    :D
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 14 Sep 2018 12:09:40 16,774 posts
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    Haha, amazing.
  • challenge_hanukkah 14 Sep 2018 12:12:34 8,437 posts
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    Glol at Ronald Rogaine
  • nickthegun 14 Sep 2018 17:28:48 75,578 posts
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    So, it's looking like his 'Mananfort is great cuz he didnt flip' tweet has aged faster than usual...
  • RobAnybody 14 Sep 2018 17:30:37 1,616 posts
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    Manafort has agreed to cooperate with Mueller -

    https://www.nytimes.com/2018/09/14/us/politics/manafort-plea-deal.html

    Trump must be both fuming and wetting himself at the same time.
  • richardiox 14 Sep 2018 18:36:31 7,371 posts
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    Campaign manager corrupt and busted. Personal lawyer corrupt and busted. Love it how despite this, Trump claims to be clean as a whistle.

    Surely there's an element of culpability if all the people you install around you in positions of trust turn out to be crooks? Doesn't look good. Trump wins hearts and minds by denouncing them but nobody questions why he employed them in the first place. If nothing else it reveals a president who is a terrible judge of character.

    But yeah, #witchhunt

    It's all straight from the Putin playbook. Boris blowjob Johnson will be next.
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