Donald Trump, first orange US President Page 1083

  • Technoishmatt 25 Jan 2019 20:21:54 3,229 posts
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    Yer, that sounds fun. Taking us from his early days at the academy, his bone spur days, through the grab 'em by the pussy era, the Apprentice behind the scenes, and ending with his ascendancy as lord supreme of the world.
  • Dougs 25 Jan 2019 23:04:21 88,518 posts
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    Your-Mother wrote:
    About to be a speech allegedly agreeing to fund the government for the next three weeks without funds for the wall. First Trumo caves to the State of the Union, now caving on his holdout. It's almost as if he thinks he should be on his best behavior for some reason.
    He was proud to announce it and everything. Amazing propensity to try and spin it his way. Utterly shameless
  • JamboWayOh 26 Jan 2019 00:21:18 12,191 posts
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    I'm absolutely loving the meltdown over this from his base. Some are saying he's come out on top over this because you know, mental gymnastics. Some are calling him beta and some are saying he's finished. It's interesting that with no adults in the room to try and steer him he's actively fucking himself over. Art of the deal my arse.
  • Mola_Ram 26 Jan 2019 01:01:52 19,495 posts
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    He really is terrible at his job. Pelosi knows his job better than he does.
  • Technoishmatt 26 Jan 2019 01:34:23 3,229 posts
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    She must have her on the prize, being as she is third on line to the Presidency!
  • Mola_Ram 26 Jan 2019 08:47:31 19,495 posts
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    Technoishmatt wrote:
    She must have her on the prize, being as she is third on line to the Presidency!
    No, I think she's on record saying that she will stay in her job until Trump is gone, and no longer. I guess she could be eyeing the presidency after that, but she's almost 80. Not likely to happen.
  • Tonka 26 Jan 2019 10:03:54 29,322 posts
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    This is shock full of delicate salt

    https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2019/01/pelosi-beats-trump/581344/

    "Nancy—also known as “Nancy.” This was not just the basement of creative nomenclature; it signaled something else: defeat. Some sort of mystical Pelosian shield rendered the disrespecter in chief unable to skewer her."

    Edited by Tonka at 11:25:28 26-01-2019
  • Dougs 27 Jan 2019 08:17:05 88,518 posts
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    He's flipped again. Needs some new material though.
  • Tonka 27 Jan 2019 12:11:02 29,322 posts
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    You'll never have to buy salt again after reading this assassination of the king of brainfarts

    https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/you-cant-get-there-from-here-1831622949
  • d_h1234 27 Jan 2019 17:53:39 121 posts
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    Tonka wrote:
    You'll never have to buy salt again after reading this assassination of the king of brainfarts

    https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/you-cant-get-there-from-here-1831622949
    Great article, love this bit:

    "If Trump keeps insisting that he’s not being investigated for his relationship to Russia in gratuitous and unconvincing ways, it’s not because he’s trying to leverage some advanced placement Dealpoint or exploit some hidden businessman’s trick or angle. It’s because he’s literally fucking being investigated for his relationship with Russia and because he very much wants people to think he’s not, and because that’s honestly the best he can do because his brain is an old donut bobbing around in a toilet."
  • Jono62 29 Jan 2019 16:51:51 21,963 posts
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    https://twitter.com/caslernoel/status/1090117163153793027?s=21
  • Carlo 29 Jan 2019 18:03:34 20,505 posts
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    I just watched Fahrenheit 11/9.

    Made my piss boil, although it wasn't so much Trump but the whole thing in the USA, especially Flint.
  • Load_2.0 29 Jan 2019 21:58:41 28,895 posts
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    This is one of his latest gems.

    "In the beautiful Midwest, windchill temperatures are reaching minus 60 degrees, the coldest ever recorded. In coming days, expected to get even colder. People can't last outside even for minutes. What the hell is going on with Global Waming? Please come back fast, we need you!"

    Edited by Load_2.0 at 22:00:10 29-01-2019
  • thelzdking 30 Jan 2019 02:57:45 9,155 posts
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    TBF he might even be enough of a cunt to scare off global warming.
  • You-can-call-me-kal 30 Jan 2019 04:53:49 14,684 posts
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    This is dog-whistling, or idiot-whistling as it should probably now be known.
  • Dirtbox 30 Jan 2019 05:04:19 91,038 posts
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    The reason it's so fucking cold here (-23C tomorrow) is because the Arctic sea ice is at an all time low, so there's almost no barrier to stop it getting ridiculous, and it'll only get worse as what little is left vanishes.

    Good times.
  • fontgeeksogood 30 Jan 2019 05:40:45 5,249 posts
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    Interesting that hell appears to have frozen over
  • Jono62 1 Feb 2019 05:53:50 21,963 posts
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    https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1031150465759633408?s=19

    Can't even spell counsel right and of course they said the investigation had nothing to do with him.
  • AaronTurner 1 Feb 2019 07:41:06 10,628 posts
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    I don't reckon we need to go back 6 months to find ridiculous tweets he's written.
  • Salaman 1 Feb 2019 10:00:01 23,545 posts
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    Jono62 wrote:
    https://twitter.com/caslernoel/status/1090117163153793027?s=21
    This deserves more attention.

    Climate Change explained for Trump: warming oceans cause colder climates..its like having a russian prostitute (or two) peeing on your bed, even though the pee is warm when it first hits your face, as it cools it makes the bed colder and wet. Got it?
  • nickthegun 1 Feb 2019 10:18:56 77,098 posts
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    Turns out Trumps recent reasoning for needing the wall are because he confused Sicario 2 for a documentary.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3hFGHb7nX4&t=307s
  • reddevil93 1 Feb 2019 14:25:50 14,871 posts
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    AaronTurner wrote:
    I don't reckon we need to go back 6 months to find ridiculous tweets he's written.
    Yeah the one 2 days ago where he states his intelligence officials go back to school while getting confused between there and their was impressively stupid.

    ....a source of potential danger and conflict. They are testing Rockets (last week) and more, and are coming very close to the edge. There economy is now crashing, which is the only thing holding them back. Be careful of Iran. Perhaps Intelligence should go back to school!

    Edited by reddevil93 at 14:26:26 01-02-2019
  • Frogofdoom 1 Feb 2019 20:24:41 12,374 posts
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    US has pulled out of the nuclear arms treaty with Russia.

    Have some good news to start your weekend...
  • X201 1 Feb 2019 20:29:09 19,068 posts
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    Jono62 wrote:
    https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1031150465759633408?s=19
    As first replies go...

    Look, you relentlessly mediocre shitgibbon, I realize your tweets are targeted to your troglodytic base – most of whom need someone to witness their X in legal documents -- but, again, it’s “counsel” not “councel.” You did this three times just today and 6th graders are laughing.


    Edited by X201 at 20:30:35 01-02-2019
  • RighteousPickle 1 Feb 2019 20:45:57 105 posts
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    reddevil93 wrote:
    AaronTurner wrote:
    I don't reckon we need to go back 6 months to find ridiculous tweets he's written.
    Yeah the one 2 days ago where he states his intelligence officials go back to school while getting confused between there and their was impressively stupid.

    ....a source of potential danger and conflict. They are testing Rockets (last week) and more, and are coming very close to the edge. There economy is now crashing, which is the only thing holding them back. Be careful of Iran. Perhaps Intelligence should go back to school!
    That is a proper mind fuck. A president berating his inteligence service with information he got from... where? Back of a toilet door?
  • Tonka 2 Feb 2019 07:41:35 29,322 posts
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    Frogofdoom wrote:
    US has pulled out of the nuclear arms treaty with Russia.

    Have some good news to start your weekend...
    The relationship between the IS and Russia had never been better. That pull out was done at Putin's request most likely. He's probably thinking the Trump won't get re elected so he's getting as much done as possible before 2020
  • Dougs 4 Feb 2019 18:12:29 88,518 posts
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    https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2019/02/the-worst-kept-secret-of-trumps-presidency/

    Not in the least bit surprising, but remarkable nonetheless
  • Salaman 6 Feb 2019 08:24:13 23,545 posts
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    Not even a bump after his state of the union?

    You're either all preoccupied with Brexit or the constant stream of no-news updates about Trumps presidency has worn everyone down.
  • Mola_Ram 6 Feb 2019 08:25:59 19,495 posts
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    It was a dull 90-minute speech that will change nothing.
  • challenge_hanukkah 6 Feb 2019 08:35:00 10,244 posts
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    I have absolutely no desire to sit through it.

    Any interesting highlights, or was it 87 minutes of blaming the obstructionist dems for the shutdown interspersed with 3 minutes of self gratulatory wanking?
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