Following Donald Trump, first orange US President Page 1206

  • beastmaster 29 Mar 2020 21:38:39 20,451 posts
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    Itís got to be some kind of distraction tactic. Divert peopleís attention from what heís (not) doing onto having a rant about him. Or something.
  • Psychotext 29 Mar 2020 21:41:03 66,625 posts
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    We've learned time and time again that he's just not that smart. Everything you see here is exactly what you'd expect to see from a narcissist that's as thick as pig shit.
  • JamboWayOh 29 Mar 2020 21:52:52 18,792 posts
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    EMarkM wrote:
    Dougs wrote:
    Inane/insane
    Insania


    Edited by JamboWayOh at 21:55:24 29-03-2020
  • Baihu1983 29 Mar 2020 21:56:44 12,239 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    EMarkM wrote:
    Dougs wrote:
    Inane/insane
    Insania

    One of the few times I'm happy to see a YouTube ad. Saved me from that song
  • JamboWayOh 29 Mar 2020 21:58:53 18,792 posts
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    haha
  • KnuttinAtoll 30 Mar 2020 00:06:10 8,106 posts
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    Been watching tonight's press conference and it's ever more stream of conscience fuckwittery, lies and rudeness towards the press (one reporter sounded like a Russian plant though, and most likely was).

    I have to stop this and just read the transcript the next day as it's putting me in a bad mood just before going to sleep.

    How millions of Americans continue to support him as opposed to wanting to disappear into the ground out of shame for their leader remains to be as puzzling as it has been for the past 3 years. Vile piece of shit that he is.
  • Psychotext 30 Mar 2020 00:27:02 66,625 posts
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    Tonight was especially batshit. Making out that hospitals are basically stealing masks and hoarding ventilators is just... yeah.

    Step away from the mic buddy.

    But it's his modus operandi. Always be looking for someone to pass the blame onto, even if those people are trying to save people's lives.
  • Baihu1983 30 Mar 2020 07:11:34 12,239 posts
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    https://twitter.com/Christo41978344/status/1244411426917085184?s=19
  • KnuttinAtoll 30 Mar 2020 08:10:22 8,106 posts
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    He kept repeating ad nauseum "2.2m people would've died if we did nothing" in order to congratulate himself for his amazeballs response.

    Using these pressers as defacto rallies. It's so transparent and yet it will probably work as well.
  • Dougs 30 Mar 2020 08:27:10 93,610 posts
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    It's absolutely insane
  • TechnoHippy 30 Mar 2020 08:42:02 17,015 posts
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    Anything that makes Boris Johnson seem like a reasonable human being should be feared.
  • PazJohnMitch 30 Mar 2020 09:06:53 15,689 posts
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    Psychotext wrote:
    Tonight was especially batshit. Making out that hospitals are basically stealing masks and hoarding ventilators is just... yeah.

    Step away from the mic buddy.

    But it's his modus operandi. Always be looking for someone to pass the blame onto, even if those people are trying to save people's lives.
    That is what he would do. So he assumes that is what they are doing.
  • senso-ji 30 Mar 2020 10:27:25 10,085 posts
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    Trump has gone off the rails completely because he realises that he can't stop the spread of the disease quickly enough to get the economy moving again, thereby destroying his self-proclaimed status as a job creator.

    But as President, the buck stops with him, and his ego clearly won't allow him to take any responsibilities for any economic issues caused by the pandemic.
  • Psychotext 30 Mar 2020 11:51:31 66,625 posts
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    I think the buck stops with GY-NA.
  • AboutHalfaStevas 30 Mar 2020 12:50:24 2,765 posts
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    Unfortunately, that buck was just unstoppable. Of course, it was american, so it was just the best buck. A perfect buck. Even better than our own bucks. All of them together. A buck that was better than all the american bucks put together, who is gonna stop a buck like that? Should I even stop a buck like that? It was a buck not even a president, the best president... that's me by the way... SHOULD stop. I mean, I could have stopped it, I've stopped bigger bucks - believe me, nobody knows how to stop bucks better than me; read my book, there's a whole chapter on where some bucks stop - but at some point you have to ask if a buck should be allowed to roam free... Is this not america? Land of the free? Should the land of the free be stopping anybody from doing anything? I mean... The liberals want me to stop all the bucks. All YOUR bucks. And probably some eagles, I dunno... Hilary's emails stopped all the american bucks while letting chinese bucks run rampant - and look where we are now?
    Anyway. So... /squints back at teleprompter/ ... Okay, yeah, something about the stock market, I think, and maybe you should all still buy stuff.
  • Knighty 30 Mar 2020 13:54:54 1,115 posts
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    That is scarily plausible.
  • JamboWayOh 30 Mar 2020 14:02:12 18,792 posts
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    I know I shouldn't be surprised by anything he does but it's still an a mindfuck that this venal cunt has managed to make this pandemic about himself. Bodies are being put in refrigerated lorries and he's saying that 'certain people' are hoping it gets worse so it affects his relection prospects. I mean, what in the fuck?!
  • Baihu1983 30 Mar 2020 14:34:43 12,239 posts
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    Already making excuses if he doesn't get another 4 years.

    Sadly will
  • AboutHalfaStevas 30 Mar 2020 14:56:11 2,765 posts
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    Global epidemic happened just when he was about to catch a break. So unlucky. The worst luck, believe me.
  • Jono62 30 Mar 2020 14:59:22 24,799 posts
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    At least I made the biggliest finance... thing ever. The best ever. No-one could have counted all that finance. Finance. What a word. Like finesse, but finance. Fi-nance. Its beautiful. and I count all that money to make sure it was there believe me
  • Mola_Ram 30 Mar 2020 15:05:29 23,529 posts
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    He's basically incapable of understanding any situation outside of how it affects him personally.

    Any time he says anything sensible or responsible, it's just him reading from a script, and you can tell his heart's not in it. Probably the only way they could get him to give good advice, was to say that the bad advice would hurt his re-election chances.
  • AboutHalfaStevas 30 Mar 2020 15:14:27 2,765 posts
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    He's basically Ron Burgundy.
    I'd love the script to accidentally end on a question mark.
    "Thank... You?"
    Hey america. You elected Ron Burgundy.
  • Baihu1983 30 Mar 2020 15:20:48 12,239 posts
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    You can really tell when he goes off script it's embarrassing
  • DJCopa 30 Mar 2020 16:01:51 2,243 posts
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    AboutHalfaStevas wrote:
    He's basically Ron Burgundy.
    I'd love the script to accidentally end on a question mark.
    "Thank... You?"
    Hey america. You elected Ron Burgundy.
    GO FUCK YOURSELF AMERICA
  • IRWATWO 30 Mar 2020 16:46:51 678 posts
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    Ron Burgundy can play an instrument and has great hair.
  • AboutHalfaStevas 30 Mar 2020 18:17:59 2,765 posts
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    Okay, a way uglier Ron Burgundy then.

    Okay, wait... An uglier, less talented, less intelligent Ron Burgundy.

    Right, no, still not right, stay with me... An uglier; less talented; less intelligent; way smaller handed; egotistically comparable; did we do dumber yet - he's actually amazingly somehow dumber than the cartoon level intentionally dumb movie character; probably not as rich (while desperately insisting he is)... Ron... Burgundy?
  • JamboWayOh 30 Mar 2020 18:24:54 18,792 posts
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    He's just a fat stupid, lying cunt. How's that?
  • EMarkM 30 Mar 2020 18:36:52 4,922 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    He's just a fat stupid, lying cunt. How's that?
    I think youíre in the ballpark with that one.
  • PazJohnMitch 30 Mar 2020 22:07:17 15,689 posts
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    Russian Hooker piss was a bad choice.
  • fontgeeksogood 31 Mar 2020 08:04:02 9,493 posts
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    Seen the homeless people being given a 'shelter' of a car park in Nevada and it made me cry.

    What the fuck, Murca
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