Donald Trump, first orange US President Page 1355

  • Jono62 31 Jul 2020 22:45:26 25,350 posts
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    Tonka wrote:
    I'm starting to think Trump will drop out of the election.

    "You can't fire me, I quit!"
    Great, now please follow us to jail, Mr Trump. We have the kids handcuffs for you.
  • Graxlar_v3 31 Jul 2020 22:56:48 10,218 posts
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    Jono62 wrote:
    Tonka wrote:
    I'm starting to think Trump will drop out of the election.

    "You can't fire me, I quit!"
    Great, now please follow us to jail, Mr Trump. We have the kids handcuffs for you.
    Nah they will do a deal which includes him standing down but with a pardon in place
  • JamboWayOh 31 Jul 2020 23:17:19 19,988 posts
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    Jono62 wrote:
    Tonka wrote:
    I'm starting to think Trump will drop out of the election.

    "You can't fire me, I quit!"
    Great, now please follow us to jail, Mr Trump. We have the kids handcuffs for you.
    It's ok, I think he's got his own kid size handcuffs for special occasions.
  • PazJohnMitch 1 Aug 2020 07:03:58 15,989 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    Jono62 wrote:
    Tonka wrote:
    I'm starting to think Trump will drop out of the election.

    "You can't fire me, I quit!"
    Great, now please follow us to jail, Mr Trump. We have the kids handcuffs for you.
    It's ok, I think he's got his own kid size handcuffs for special occasions.
    This will be the first time he is the one wearing them though.
  • L0cky 1 Aug 2020 08:53:23 2,054 posts
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    MrWonderstuff wrote:
    @L0cky They have even admitted as much in a recent interview. They want people to vote for Biden.
  • elstoof 1 Aug 2020 10:00:19 25,868 posts
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    How would be go about spreading some fake news about trump releasing Covid to delay the election
  • Kronos 1 Aug 2020 11:48:35 781 posts
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    Slightly OT but just listened to John Lewis's last words as read by Morgan Freeman. Very moving. Obama's eulogy was pretty good to. A good reminder of what actual racism looks and feels like and the struggles some people have to go through.

    What did current president do. Issued a rote tweet(with weird wording) and lowered some flags. I'm guessing that probably wasn't his idea either.
  • TechnoHippy 1 Aug 2020 12:31:04 17,476 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    How would be go about spreading some fake news about trump releasing Covid to delay the election
    Find some suitable stock photo - compress it a few times and then just write whatever you want under it. Hardly anyone who'd believe it would check anyway.
  • Bambot 2 Aug 2020 08:43:54 1,821 posts
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    MrWonderstuff wrote:
    @L0cky They have even admitted as much in a recent interview. They want people to vote for Biden.
    Itís not really an Ďadmissioní is it? e.g. Ronald McDonald doesnít Ďadmití he wants people to buy burgers.
  • MrWonderstuff 2 Aug 2020 11:54:16 3,300 posts
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    Well if he admitted it was better to buy Burger King not his sad excuse for a burger as it was superior that would be an admission no? Odd analogy - I assume you were hungry when posting.
  • Tonka 2 Aug 2020 11:57:04 30,894 posts
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    Jono62 wrote:
    Tonka wrote:
    I'm starting to think Trump will drop out of the election.

    "You can't fire me, I quit!"
    Great, now please follow us to jail, Mr Trump. We have the kids handcuffs for you.
    He'll have a presidential pardon for himself on his person at all times.

    "See here, get out of jail, for free. Signed by me, valid forever!"

    Or maybe the Russians will lift him out either day now.
  • MrWonderstuff 2 Aug 2020 14:09:25 3,300 posts
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    I can see him.doing a runner to Russia a la Snowden.
  • Your-Mother 2 Aug 2020 18:18:55 4,472 posts
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    Another unscheduled visit to the hospital yesterday (allegedly) and then subsequently photographed with a giant bruise on his hand that matches IV bruising and white marks on his face that match wearing oxygen. Maybe he wonít even make it to November alive.
  • Kronos 2 Aug 2020 19:42:43 781 posts
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    MrWonderstuff wrote:
    I can see him.doing a runner to Russia a la Snowden.
    Would that be classed as treason?

    Parkinsons is looking more and more likely. He seems to have 5/7 of the symptoms already.

    Edited by Kronos at 19:54:52 02-08-2020
  • JamboWayOh 2 Aug 2020 19:49:00 19,988 posts
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    Kronos wrote:
    MrWonderstuff wrote:
    I can see him.doing a runner to Russia a la Snowden.
    Would that be classed as treason?
    Nah, his base would see it as him destroying the red menace from the inside.
  • beastmaster 2 Aug 2020 19:53:41 20,912 posts
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    What will realistically happen with Trump.

    He will lose, kick up a massive stink and end up doing hugely successful TV shows, books, political punter etc.

    Or heíll win again.

    Edited by beastmaster at 19:57:53 02-08-2020
  • nickthegun 2 Aug 2020 19:55:20 82,290 posts
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    I know the founding fathers probably didn't have the foresight to put something in for a president fucking off to a hostile nation but I think ex-presidents have a security detail on them for the rest of their lives. There's no way they are going to let this cunt sell his country out for casino planning permission.

    Again...
  • Jono62 2 Aug 2020 20:12:21 25,350 posts
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    @Your-Mother He just took a test. They said I was the best ever at taking that test. Biden should have the same test.
  • Dirtbox 2 Aug 2020 20:13:26 91,412 posts
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    beastmaster wrote:
    What will realistically happen with Trump.

    He will lose, kick up a massive stink and end up doing hugely successful TV shows, books, political punter etc.

    Or heíll win again.
    He'll get his own segment on Fox News where every week he defends his actions while he was president.
  • nickthegun 2 Aug 2020 20:19:58 82,290 posts
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    Nah, hell end up on/owning OAN. Even Fox wouldn't have him shouting at clouds for an hour a day. It would be like booking a mental patient to host a segment about the voices in their heads.
  • Dirtbox 2 Aug 2020 21:39:39 91,412 posts
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    There's going to be an unmissable 2 hour special with him staring though.

    It'll be the most watched thing since the moon landing.
  • nickthegun 2 Aug 2020 21:42:22 82,290 posts
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    If he gets completely fucked, would they even want him?
  • Your-Mother 2 Aug 2020 21:52:12 4,472 posts
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    Heíll just start his own station, or buy major ownership in something like Sinclair. That was the original plan for when he was supposed to lose the election first time around, use it as a big promo for his brand and spend the rest of his life whining and cashing in advertisement contracts. Probably the same plan this time around, only from a country without an extradition treaty.
  • MrWonderstuff 2 Aug 2020 22:17:29 3,300 posts
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    Or just die....and the world will rejoice.
  • Load_2.0 2 Aug 2020 22:18:43 31,885 posts
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    Your-Mother wrote:
    Another unscheduled visit to the hospital yesterday (allegedly) and then subsequently photographed with a giant bruise on his hand that matches IV bruising and white marks on his face that match wearing oxygen. Maybe he wonít even make it to November alive.
    An overweight 74 year old with a terrible diet and zero exercise. Remove the face paint and he looks like death. I'm surprised he made it this long.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 2 Aug 2020 22:20:08 25,598 posts
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    Yeah I think he'll be dead soon. Hope he lasts long enough to get beat in the election though.

    Edited by Decks at 22:20:22 02-08-2020
  • JamboWayOh 2 Aug 2020 22:50:04 19,988 posts
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    The icing would be him dying upon learning the results.
  • creepiest-lizard 2 Aug 2020 22:55:12 1,403 posts
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    I'm curious he looks like without all the pancake. It can't be any worse than Mitch McConnell. He looks like he died about ten years ago.
  • Dirtbox 2 Aug 2020 23:33:26 91,412 posts
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    I'm up for him dying in prison at the end of a 20 year sentence.
  • Rodney 2 Aug 2020 23:53:41 4,465 posts
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    Hate to break it to you all, but whatever happens to Trump, Trump Jr will run in 2024.
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