Star Wars: The Last Jedi (Episode VIII) Page 129

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  • Rogueywon Most Generous Forumite, 2016 12 Apr 2019 18:14:15 5,825 posts
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    Seriously... "Skywalker Gets A Stiffy"?
  • Your-Mother 12 Apr 2019 18:15:08 2,764 posts
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    Skywalk and Skywalkerer
  • challenge_hanukkah 12 Apr 2019 18:15:42 10,711 posts
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    Skywalkin' you're tellin' me lies
  • Your-Mother 12 Apr 2019 18:18:31 2,764 posts
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    I like the implication that Palpatine has just been sitting at the bottom of the second death star wreckage all this time, probably twiddling his thumbs and playing Solitaire.
  • richarddavies 12 Apr 2019 18:19:08 6,708 posts
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    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CoGwf-vOEYM

    And there it is.

    The rise of Skywalker.
  • challenge_hanukkah 12 Apr 2019 18:22:35 10,711 posts
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    Well that was underwhelming
  • Rogueywon Most Generous Forumite, 2016 12 Apr 2019 18:24:39 5,825 posts
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    Yes, if "whelming" is... say... here... then that trailer is

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  • neilka 12 Apr 2019 18:26:31 22,534 posts
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    If they'd bothered to check Wikipedia they could have found out he died in the last one. Going to be pretty embarrassing when they find out.
  • challenge_hanukkah 12 Apr 2019 18:26:35 10,711 posts
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    I love a good whelming, me
  • challenge_hanukkah 12 Apr 2019 18:27:20 10,711 posts
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    Luke done did a baby with Leia
  • DakeyrasUK 12 Apr 2019 18:27:45 2,776 posts
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    I'm giddy at that reveal.

    And to the peeps who quoted me on the last page, I understand people can not like it and still be interested in this installment.

    My point was in response to the one person who said viii made them not care about star wars anymore. If that was the case why you back for more?

    I.e the hate for 8 is hyperbole. Sure it wasn't the best and some bits were bad (the casino bit and leia's Mary Poppins). But because it took Luke down a road people hadn't considered thinking he was completely a white Knight of good is not the films problem (in before anyone says, of course it would be had it bombed at the box office).

    Anyway, I'm super hyped by that teaser.
  • Red_Bool 12 Apr 2019 18:44:46 1,796 posts
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    The teaser got me hyped as well, but that title... I don't know. Unless it means that Rey is either Luke or Leia's child? Or Kylo Ren turns to the light side and starts a helmet decoration emporium (with matching TIE fighters).

    That reminds me I still need to watch Solo...
  • askew 12 Apr 2019 18:45:41 19,077 posts
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    Ooh.

    I like him gluing the helmet back together 😅
  • Graxlar_v3 12 Apr 2019 19:01:37 6,716 posts
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    @DakeyrasUK not hyperbole and I come to the trailer hoping it might ignite a spark. It is nothing to do with Luke not being a white knight (he wasn’t in the trilogy either) but about the film boring me to the point that a new Star Wars trilogy is not my most anticipated movie release and makes it a ‘I will wait and see’ movie. This trailer btw didn’t really make me ‘giddy’ with excitement either, it was all very meh.
  • Lukus 12 Apr 2019 19:05:54 21,931 posts
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    Well I liked that. I was positively whelmed.
  • neilka 12 Apr 2019 19:35:09 22,534 posts
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    Recasting Ron Perlman as Leia is a bold move for the franchise.
  • Not-a-reviewer 12 Apr 2019 20:23:22 5,699 posts
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    Emperor laughing wasn’t it?
  • Not-a-reviewer 12 Apr 2019 20:23:34 5,699 posts
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    Or a really old Joker.
  • ChiefGB 12 Apr 2019 20:58:33 10,685 posts
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    Can we let the past die now please and walk away from this film/thread.

    ............there is another.........
  • HoriZon 12 Apr 2019 21:30:14 14,224 posts
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    Forgot they were even making this Star Wars is so done with.
  • thelzdking 12 Apr 2019 21:40:37 9,353 posts
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    Not-a-reviewer wrote:
    Decks wrote:
    I actually think Phantom Menace is probably the "best" one. They're all terrible terrible terrible pieces of shit but...


    actually yeah they all just fucking awful.
    It is the best in terms of ideas and a half decent plot buried there, it’s lost behind the awful script and rubbish bits of the plot.

    I have no idea what the point of 2 was and 3 was based around one fight.
    In some ways 3 is the best but only because it had the most Palpatine, who is easily the best thing about the prequels. But it is also boring as fuck. 1 is probably 'better'. 2 is really hard going.
  • beastmaster 13 Apr 2019 01:05:04 19,223 posts
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