The celebrity death thread Page 4

  • Trafford 12 Apr 2016 19:45:32 8,372 posts
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    Found in the Four Seasons at Canary Wharf, sexy death!
  • challenge_hanukkah 12 Apr 2016 19:48:45 11,025 posts
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    richarddavies wrote:
    We've just had a moments silence at work for him.
    Seriously?
  • MrTomFTW Best Moderator, 2016 12 Apr 2016 19:51:56 47,497 posts
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    He works at a plastic surgeon's office.
  • richarddavies 12 Apr 2016 19:54:14 6,769 posts
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    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    richarddavies wrote:
    We've just had a moments silence at work for him.
    Seriously?
    Did we fuck.
  • mothercruncher 12 Apr 2016 20:04:18 16,384 posts
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    You'd remember if you had- challenge has incredible girth.

    Wait
  • Load_2.0 12 Apr 2016 20:52:20 29,625 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    "London Ambulance Service were called to the scene. Life was pronounced extinct at the hotel."

    What a bizarre statement from the metropolitan police.
    Extinct? Like he was the last of his kind?

    Anyway seemed harmless enough, bit odd but still kind of sad to go in a hotel alone.
  • Deleted user 12 April 2016 20:58:35
    David Dickinson is still alive but I guess if there's only one of the kind left it still counts as extinct as they can't breed now
  • Deleted user 12 April 2016 21:09:06
    ODE TO DAVID GEST



    David Gest
    David Gest
    Your surname was missing a U
    now we are missing you
  • nickthegun 12 Apr 2016 21:10:27 78,293 posts
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    David Gest,
    David Gest,
    Made from real gorilla chest
  • Deleted user 12 April 2016 21:10:34
    Amazing
  • nickthegun 12 Apr 2016 21:11:21 78,293 posts
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    Thanks, but I can't take all the credit.
  • mothercruncher 12 Apr 2016 21:15:42 16,384 posts
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    In floods here.
  • Deleted user 12 April 2016 21:15:52
    David Gest
    You weren't the best
    But now you're gone
    Like Frankie Vaughan
  • Deleted user 12 April 2016 21:18:20
    David Gest
    We can guess
    What you did with Liza Minelli
    and Alphabetti Spaghetti
  • mrpon 12 Apr 2016 21:21:09 35,324 posts
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    mothercruncher wrote:
    In floods here.
    Move the valuable stuff upstairs.
  • Trafford 12 Apr 2016 21:26:16 8,372 posts
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    Was boning Minelli the crest? David Gest.
    We took you to our breast, David Gest.
    Now you play chess David, with death David.
    The Four Seasons has lost a guest Mr Gest.
  • Deleted user 12 April 2016 21:30:35
    David Gest, David Gest
    Your surgery, not the best
    eternal youth, you always yearned
    Your weird face, looked like burns
  • wrinkly 12 Apr 2016 21:33:31 3,721 posts
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    David Gest, David Gest
    You really were the very best
    A face that really was fantastic
    One part human, three parts plastic.
  • nickthegun 12 Apr 2016 21:36:01 78,293 posts
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    David Gests around!
    nothin's ever gonna keep you down!
  • nickthegun 12 Apr 2016 21:36:47 78,293 posts
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    I find this all to be in appalling taste
  • Deleted user 12 April 2016 21:36:59
    Did he ever actually do anything worthy of celebrity? Other than bone Liza Minnelli (*hyuorp*) and appear on I'm a celeb...
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 12 Apr 2016 21:38:25 20,366 posts
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    LetsGhoul will be fucking outraged when he reads this. A MAN HAS DIED
  • Dougs 12 Apr 2016 21:41:14 89,892 posts
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    SHOW SOME RESPECT
  • Deleted user 12 April 2016 21:44:31
    David Gest, sad and low
    Died alone, like LetsGo
  • challenge_hanukkah 12 Apr 2016 21:44:32 11,025 posts
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    Trafford wrote:
    Was boning Minelli the crest? David Gest.
    We took you to our breast, David Gest.
    Now you play chess David, with death David.
    The Four Seasons has lost a guest Mr Gest.
    I sang this one to the theme of Huxley Pig.

  • anephric 12 Apr 2016 22:54:59 3,322 posts
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    Did he even bone Liza Minelli? I thought he'd acquired her as a piece of Wizard of Oz memorabilia.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 12 Apr 2016 22:56:37 20,366 posts
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    I have it on good authority that he had no genitals. Like an Action Man.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 12 Apr 2016 23:00:32 20,366 posts
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    From the BBC article:

    "He had planned to tour the UK in July with his latest show, called the David Gest Is Not Dead But Alive With Soul Tour!"

    That went well.
  • mothercruncher 12 Apr 2016 23:04:40 16,384 posts
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    I wonder what it was
    I wonder what it was
    I wonder what it was
    I wonder what it was
    I wonder what it was

    It was wanking while hanging from the clothes rack, wasn't it?
  • Deleted user 12 April 2016 23:07:46
    It's how we'll all go
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