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richarddavies 5 Apr 2016 17:32:26 8,312 posts
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Decks wrote:
Would you rather - read this thread again or wake up tomorrow with cerebral palsy?

That's a tough one and I started it!

Edited by richarddavies at 17:32:57 05-04-2016

Decks 5 Apr 2016 17:32:58 31,014 posts
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It's full blown legs on backwards cerebral palsy.

Decks 5 Apr 2016 17:33:53 31,014 posts
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It's not your fault richard. No-one could predict a Revan dryhump.

richarddavies 5 Apr 2016 17:42:27 8,312 posts
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Decks wrote:
It's full blown legs on backwards cerebral palsy.

I can just imagine a couple going to the doctors about there child's test results.

Wife: How bad is it doc?
Doctor:....It's bad.
Husband: How bad, be straight with us.
Doctor: It's full blown legs on backwards cerebral palsy.

MrWorf 5 Apr 2016 18:38:14 64,193 posts
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Would you rather loudly tut in the general direction of Deckard or Dirtbox?

-Amelia 5 Apr 2016 18:40:28 3,164 posts
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Deckard, dirtbox is a nice happy individual. Deckard can be to but generally just likes to use most of his posts to swoop in and have a dig and someone and disappear.

Deleted user 5 April 2016 18:46:50

Yea, Deckard. Dirtbox is a very nice sensitive guy hiding behind a jerkass mask to protect his vulnerable self. Deckard is just a jerkass. Dirtbox has too tiny hands to hold a DS4 controller though which makes him suspicious.

Decks 5 Apr 2016 18:54:31 31,014 posts
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I rarely have a "dig" at anyone now. When I point out that you play every single game released to completion 2 days after it's released, while being a nurse, bringing up 4 kids, being a practicing muslim and also secretly being Banksy I do it out of respect. You're like superwoman!

Trafford 5 Apr 2016 18:57:35 9,359 posts
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Decks wrote:
It's full blown legs on backwards cerebral palsy.

Hah, fucking hell

Dougs 5 Apr 2016 19:25:46 100,414 posts
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Top stuff.

Deleted user 5 April 2016 19:29:32

Would you rather eat a piece of shit or eat a piece of shit?

MrWorf 5 Apr 2016 19:39:21 64,193 posts
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I just ate a shit load of ribs.

Deleted user 5 April 2016 19:41:58

Physically_Insane wrote:
Would you rather eat a piece of shit or eat a piece of shit?

I need more information on the shits to make an informed decision. What is the colour like? How runny are they? Were they scooped off a chair?

One does not eat shit willy nilly you know.

mothercruncher 5 Apr 2016 19:46:10 19,475 posts
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"eat shit willy"

HELLO JAPAN

Tryhard 5 Apr 2016 19:46:45 12,014 posts
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I'm not touching the shit with rice stuck to it.

Deleted user 5 April 2016 19:46:57

JoeBlade wrote:

Physically_Insane wrote:
Would you rather eat a piece of shit or eat a piece of shit?
I need more information on the shits to make an informed decision. What is the colour like? How runny are they? Were they scooped off a chair?

One does not eat shit willy nilly you know.

One is human shit, the other is elephant shit. Both the same size, weight, colour and consistency. Also it's diarrhea. Also you will die from eating either. Also your mother is being forced to watch. Also it's televised live around the world.

Decks 5 Apr 2016 19:50:42 31,014 posts
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That's an interesting one actually. I think I would rather eat any other animals shit before eating a human shit. Except maybe a dog shit.

Interesting is pushing it a bit.

Syrette 5 Apr 2016 19:55:46 51,181 posts
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Would you rather discuss achievements with BGiE, or discuss gamergate with MrTom?

richarddavies 5 Apr 2016 19:57:28 8,312 posts
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Is there a third option maybe where I can stab at my scrotum with an ice pick for 20 minutes?

mal 5 Apr 2016 19:58:31 29,326 posts
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Decks wrote:
When I point out that you play every single game released to completion 2 days after it's released, while being a nurse, bringing up 4 kids, being a practicing muslim and also secretly being Banksy I do it out of respect.

Perhaps she has a playstation set up facing away from mecca?

Trafford 5 Apr 2016 20:34:57 9,359 posts
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Would you rather wolfbag a Wolf or go camping with mongo for the weekend?

Deleted user 5 April 2016 20:40:16

Drowned or burnt alive?

richarddavies 5 Apr 2016 20:41:51 8,312 posts
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Had to Google wolfbagging. I'm up for trying that. Don't know if the wolf is like but whatevs.

mrpon 5 Apr 2016 20:44:02 37,367 posts
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Trafford wrote:
Would you rather wolfbag a Wolf or go camping with mongo for the weekend?

Does he touch my peepee in the teepee?

Trafford 5 Apr 2016 20:57:48 9,359 posts
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@richarddavies

I'd prefer the pre French revolution aristocrat version, involving a Goose and a door to break it's neck in to be honest...

Trafford 5 Apr 2016 20:58:22 9,359 posts
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mrpon wrote:

Trafford wrote:
Would you rather wolfbag a Wolf or go camping with mongo for the weekend?
Does he touch my peepee in the teepee?

No, but will have trouble sleeping no doubt.

-Amelia 5 Apr 2016 21:01:23 3,164 posts
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.

Edited by Kichi at 21:42:54 05-04-2016

-Amelia 5 Apr 2016 21:43:37 3,164 posts
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addyb wrote:
Drowned or burnt alive?

Do you need a cuddle?

-Amelia 5 Apr 2016 21:48:21 3,164 posts
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mal wrote:

Decks wrote:
When I point out that you play every single game released to completion 2 days after it's released, while being a nurse, bringing up 4 kids, being a practicing muslim and also secretly being Banksy I do it out of respect.
Perhaps she has a playstation set up facing away from mecca?

So it's hard to believe that a shift worker wouldn't have any time to play games when she has three kids who never said she was a practising Muslim? The reason I do get so much gaming time is I'm either off when the kids are at school or nursery or in the evening one of us parents have to be in so generally I'm left at home with the kids on my own so I get the evening to entertain myself so I generally choose of play games. Is that a crime?

Deleted user 5 April 2016 21:50:21

@Kichi

It's only a crime if you don't like souls 3.

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