| Schmitz seems to be a right nutter. Her, Joey and Monkey would be a decent lineup for the main show. |
Top Gear 2016 - Powersliding to greatness, or crashing & burning • Page 5
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elstoof 28,125 posts
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I don't get what's so weird about her house looks perfectly normal -
elstoof 28,125 posts
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Registered 16 years agoLooked typical for the area to me, based on the German themed Winter Wonderland at Hyde Park every Christmas. -
brokenkey 11,128 posts
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Registered 20 years agoChris Evans' hair. Is he trying to emulate Donald Trump? -
up_the_ante 1,574 posts
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Registered 14 years agoCan't believe Gordon Ramsay is on the couch and everyone is calling Jesse Eisenberg the cunt?! Eisenberg was the only one that actually made me laugh in the whole show. His comments seemed off the cuff instead of read from a script.
The one thing that I always disliked about top gear was the challenges that are absolutely arbitrary. The lets race a jet fighter but because it's a jet we'll give the car a 137 metre head start and be surprised when they finish within 0.1 seconds of each other. Those sort of challenges. Normally they'd have one of these per show, which was tolerable, but last night they all seemed be that. The missile lock on challenge, the escape the paparazzi challenge, the jeep (lets take a shortcut) race. -
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Ra_ra_rasputin 332 posts
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Registered 8 years agowaggy79 wrote:
Just watched it - would like to know a) how you manage to 'loose' a bright blue car on an empty airfield (oh it just turned up behind me out of no where!) and b) How we are expected to believe that Evans out drove a professional driver (i.e Sabine)
Didnt mind the viper/vette bit until the laser gun part which was a massive facepalm moment.
I did like the fact they acknowledged the fighter pilot feeling nauseous was scripted due to Evans previously being cause throwing up after being driven by Sabine -
elstoof 28,125 posts
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Registered 16 years ago7 months til xmas errol, back in your box yeah. -
up_the_ante 1,574 posts
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Registered 14 years ago@Errol He was in Adventureland which I liked, but he's also in The Social Network and Batman vs Superman which were both quite big 
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superdelphinus 10,507 posts
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Registered 16 years agoErrol wrote:
He biggest meth dealer in New Mexico?
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Saul_Iscariot 4,399 posts
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Registered 9 years ago@superdelphinus I thought he was the one, alongside Einstein, that figured out the principles for folding space and multi dimensional principles. I recall that they were building on the works of others, but they brought together the whole idea into a coherent structure. Oh, wait, I am thinking of Rosenburg. Nope, I am equally bamboozled. -
Has there been any "I pay my license fee" arguments? -
Dizzy 3,716 posts
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Registered 20 years ago@superdelphinus that would be Heisenberg 😏 -
Wasn't he the one that sank the Titanic -
twelveways 7,131 posts
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Registered 15 years agoNo, you're thinking of iceberg, he is the one that is a large city in Germany famed for putting a beef patty on a bun. -
Saul_Iscariot 4,399 posts
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Registered 9 years agoChancellor Double Whopper with Cheese with salad, (Tomato, Cucumber, Gherkin and Lettuce, (Maybe Iceberg)) was a German? Who'd have thunk'd it? Or put in so much effort to thunking of a joke that loses points for the pun being the same berg you riffed on? Not me. I am sticking with Willow Rosenburg from Buffy the Vampire Slayer and just being awkward. And sexy. -
mal 29,326 posts
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Registered 20 years ago@twelveways, no you're thinking of Beefburg, Schleswig Holstein. -
aaron0288 652 posts
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Registered 13 years agoGet rid of Evans, get Chris Harris and Sabine on there with Mr LeBlanc and you're onto a winner.
Why they're using the same format I do not know. Make it into a proper car show, include some bikes (LeBlanc's into his bikes) and make it unscripted....to a point.
I think what I'm most annoyed about is the fact they've shoved Chris Harris onto BBC3! -
Whizzo 44,810 posts
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Registered 20 years agoErrol wrote:
One of the best young actors in Hollywood, whatever anyone thinks of him personally he's a good actor.
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HarryB 7,630 posts
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Registered 18 years agoChris Harris is the man. He's great on YouTube either his own channel or /DRIVE -
Whizzo wrote:
He was great in Arrested Development.
Errol wrote:
One of the best young actors in Hollywood, whatever anyone thinks of him personally he's a good actor.
Does anyone even know who Eisenberg is? -
elstoof 28,125 posts
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Registered 16 years agoLoved him in Superbad -
Whizzo 44,810 posts
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Registered 20 years agoDukeSilver wrote:He was great in Arrested Development.
Get out! -
You might have confused him with Ellen Page. -
Jimez 392 posts
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Registered 7 years agoI'm trying to watch this with a fresh head on, but Chris Evans is just as annoying as ever. Matt looked like he was found as a replacement for someone, not looking that interested. -
the_milkybar_kid 8,474 posts
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Registered 7 years agoWatched it a second time with the wife, who was out last night. Really isn't as bad as people made out. Was actually more enjoyable, dare I say Chris Evans wasn't as bad as I initially thought. I'll stick with it. -
What an utter pile of fucking shite, except for Schmitz of course. She's as lovely as ever.
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