Top Gear 2016 - Powersliding to greatness, or crashing & burning Page 2

  • the_milkybar_kid 29 May 2016 20:26:45 7,919 posts
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    Jesse Eisenberg is a massive, massive cunt.
  • Deleted user 29 May 2016 20:29:29
    the_milkybar_kid wrote:
    Jesse Eisenberg is a massive, massive cunt.
    Yup.

    Wait, is he on?! Good shout, one of the few human beings worse than Clarkson, Hammond AND Evans
  • Deleted user 29 May 2016 20:34:02
    If this gets a "second" series I'll post in my underpants next year
  • Fab4 29 May 2016 20:34:34 8,797 posts
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    Why the fuck does he have to shout everything?
  • SteveMsater 29 May 2016 20:35:24 339 posts
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    He shouts because IT'S DEAD EXCITING YAAAY WE'RE HAVING SAUSAGES LATER GANG YAAAAY
  • up_the_ante 29 May 2016 20:40:17 927 posts
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    Two minutes in and Chris Evans gets the staff from his local Indian restaurant to come and sit on a car. It just reminded me of a stunt he'd of pulled of his Radio 1 show or TFI in the 90s :rolleyes:
  • Trowel 29 May 2016 20:40:46 22,244 posts
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    I'm no fan of Top Gear but I don't see anything worse here than in the previous thousand episodes. If anything it's actually about the cars again.

    Shame Matt Le Blanc persists with that fake accent.
  • Juz 29 May 2016 20:43:19 3,269 posts
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    Best thing so far was listening to "hard man" Gordon Ramsay sounding like a whining little bitch about that tackle.

    I'll be leaving this well alone after today's episode. Oof.
  • elstoof 29 May 2016 20:44:01 22,600 posts
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    the_milkybar_kid wrote:
    Jesse Eisenberg is a massive, massive cunt.
    The kid from roger dodger? What's he done that's so awful?
  • wrinkly 29 May 2016 20:45:59 3,721 posts
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    I've turned it off now.
  • Deleted user 29 May 2016 20:46:38
    Maybe it's because I spent the afternoon drinking or maybe it's because I've not watched Top Gear for a few years but I think it's alright. Add a point or two for not having Hammond. Swapping Clarkson for Evans is about equal on cunt points.
  • Deleted user 29 May 2016 20:47:19
    With the amount of B roll footage here they may as well just have Le Blanc for voice over work

    Edited by graysonavich at 20:48:31 29-05-2016
  • SteveMsater 29 May 2016 20:47:55 339 posts
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    Seriously I'd assume it was canned applause if I couldn't see them in the background clapping their crayon-stained hands together in the background
  • Fab4 29 May 2016 20:48:23 8,797 posts
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    Are they saving Eddie Jordan in case they need to increase the ratings?
  • X201 29 May 2016 20:49:37 18,946 posts
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    No different to previously

    As soon as people have got used to the different presenters it will be situation normal
  • ChiefGB 29 May 2016 20:49:58 10,191 posts
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    That last dirt bit was better, but I'm not sure if joey has much of a personality.
  • the_milkybar_kid 29 May 2016 20:54:26 7,919 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    the_milkybar_kid wrote:
    Jesse Eisenberg is a massive, massive cunt.
    The kid from roger dodger? What's he done that's so awful?
    It's pretty well known he's the fucking worst kind of guy IRL. Proper horrible smarmy wanker.
  • beastmaster 29 May 2016 20:55:57 19,064 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    the_milkybar_kid wrote:
    Jesse Eisenberg is a massive, massive cunt.
    The kid from roger dodger? What's he done that's so awful?
    Lex in BvS?
  • elstoof 29 May 2016 20:55:59 22,600 posts
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    Interesting, don't know anything about the smarmy hell cunt tbh
  • the_milkybar_kid 29 May 2016 21:02:47 7,919 posts
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    Hmm. That wasn't bad really. I found myself looking at the clock at times as it felt a bit bloated, even the off road celebrity bit. Can see Evans' 'playful' enthusiasm and bouncing around will get on my tits, even as someone that can tolerate him. Joey is, and will always be ace.

    Edited by the_milkybar_kid at 21:03:57 29-05-2016
  • the_milkybar_kid 29 May 2016 21:03:16 7,919 posts
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    Fucking Extra Gear what?
  • Deleted user 29 May 2016 21:03:53
    My first car was a Honda Accord

    HOOONDA ACCOOOORD!!!


    :evil:
  • beastmaster 29 May 2016 21:04:05 19,064 posts
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    And the best presenters are on BBC3 online?
  • super_whiskey 29 May 2016 21:05:27 294 posts
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    Could've been worse.

    It follows a very similar format to the old Top Gear and obviously the on screen relationship between Evans and le Blanc will improve in time but part of me thinks the two are too similar and the show was too safe. It'd be good to have Sabine as the third main presenter as well as she would at least offer something markedly different from those two.
  • Deleted user 29 May 2016 21:06:22
    Here's Eisenberg in a rare public showing that, under the surface, the 3/4 of the berg is also made of cunt

    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ya-CrS3eKMM
  • Deleted user 29 May 2016 21:07:23
    I liked the Nomad bit.
  • boo 29 May 2016 21:09:04 13,482 posts
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    You-can-call-me-kal wrote:
    Thank god somebody finally started s thread for Top Gear. All these years there's been so much to say about it. All those controversies and nowhere to discuss it. It seems so simple now to start a thread but only user boo had the presence of mind and clarity of vision to do what only seems obvious in hindsight. You sir are a maverick. A pioneer. A goddam hero.
    And you're someone who used to be funny but these days only seems capable of being a sarcastic dick.
  • Fab4 29 May 2016 21:09:04 8,797 posts
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    Evans is the weak link. Le Blanc's deadpan delivery is something I could get used to, but Evans just annoys the fuck out of me.

    I would have tried to make a completely different show, not a poor copy of the former.
  • Whizzo 29 May 2016 21:11:17 44,791 posts
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    I thought it was a decent start, the real meat of the show was certainly better than a hell of a lot of Top Gear has been in recent years.

    Hopefully someone tells Chris to be a lot less shouty in the studio parts in future.
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