Top Gear 2016 - Powersliding to greatness, or crashing & burning Page 31

  • Psychotext 22 Oct 2018 15:36:25 64,996 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    Even the briefest visit to a car forum will quickly show that thereís enough Brexit voting meatheads out there who love clarkson because he tells it how he sees it and will watch GT over those darkies on TG every time
    Though ironically, Clarkson is a remainer.
  • the_milkybar_kid 22 Oct 2018 15:39:10 7,989 posts
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    The Grand Tour was fucking awful. Just a continuation of the bad scripted jokes a hijinks that bought OG Top Gear down.
  • elstoof 22 Oct 2018 15:44:07 23,225 posts
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    Psychotext wrote:
    elstoof wrote:
    Even the briefest visit to a car forum will quickly show that thereís enough Brexit voting meatheads out there who love clarkson because he tells it how he sees it and will watch GT over those darkies on TG every time
    Though ironically, Clarkson is a remainer.
    Itís the Brexit paradox
  • Jono62 22 Oct 2018 17:29:16 22,259 posts
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    Does Hammond still make that face and is May still Captain Slow?
  • elstoof 22 Oct 2018 17:34:39 23,225 posts
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    Itís May who does the face, Hammond is too busy trying to reach Jeremyís upper intestine with his tongue
  • SnackPlissken 22 Oct 2018 18:23:38 990 posts
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    Sounds like a really uninspired choice..

    Anyone watched Car Masters Rust to Riches? Now that's a decent car show.
  • Psychotext 22 Oct 2018 19:39:06 64,996 posts
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    Where can I view said show?

    Edit - lolz, apparently I've already seen it.

    Edited by Psychotext at 19:45:43 22-10-2018
  • billythekid 11 Dec 2018 11:15:40 12,353 posts
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    Hmmm.

    https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07GDWHCLG/ref_=AGS_TGT_UK_GW_XB1_PO_LP
  • X201 11 Dec 2018 12:22:41 19,227 posts
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    More

    https://www.mcvuk.com/development/the-grand-tour-game-how-amazon-is-making-the-first-game-ever-to-release-alongside-a-weekly-tv-show

    It will be on the front page soon :D ;-)

    Edited by X201 at 12:23:25 11-12-2018
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 11 Dec 2018 12:29:47 19,829 posts
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    The trailers been around for a while.



    I've always wanted a racing game with those 3 cunts saying shit soundbites while you drive.
  • fontgeeksogood 11 Dec 2018 12:34:52 6,099 posts
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    This sounds like the shittest driving game......in the world
  • glaeken 11 Dec 2018 13:08:38 12,031 posts
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    I did not realise they are bringing in McGuinness and Flintoff. Bloody hell. That's a fucking woeful decision.

    This might actually be the time I finally give up on it. You can see exactly what dynamic they are going for with those choices. They are going full out for lads banter.
  • fontgeeksogood 11 Dec 2018 13:16:35 6,099 posts
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    We have crossed the streams
  • Load_2.0 11 Dec 2018 13:21:15 29,341 posts
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    I want to like Andrew Flintoff. I mean his raging alcoholism was a delight at Buckingham palace.

    I just don't find him particularly entertaining.

    Patrick McGuinness is also a charisma vacuum. His lad bants are fucking shite.
  • the_milkybar_kid 11 Dec 2018 13:24:30 7,989 posts
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    Looks like an unreleased game from 2007.
  • glaeken 11 Dec 2018 13:40:55 12,031 posts
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    The main thought about Flintoff is they have seen that James Corden show he does and they want to replicate the lad behaviour in that. That show from what I have seen of it from trailers even does road trip type stuff much like the original TG trio.
  • fontgeeksogood 11 Dec 2018 13:55:10 6,099 posts
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    The BBC are probably kicking themselves now they understand (and embrace) open racism, they could have kept Clarkson and Hammond, kicked that fairy May off the team and had Skeletor instead to really ratchet up the cuntery
  • elstoof 11 Dec 2018 14:22:52 23,225 posts
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    Canít wait to drive an averagely modelled Ferrari at national speed limits through the Baltic states in a fixed race against two CPU cars
  • fontgeeksogood 11 Dec 2018 16:18:00 6,099 posts
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    Press X for James making a Face
  • Deleted user 11 December 2018 16:37:37
    Pre order now for the exclusive Grand Tour Top Gear edition which contains the Jeremy Clarkson classic bants pack featuring confederate nursery rhymes, jokes about lazy Mexicans and 101 jokes about the stupidity of women.

    Order before the end of December and receive an exclusive remix of the Baha Men's "who let the dogs out!" sung by the boys to celebrate Brexit "Who Let the Jews In!"
  • mrpon 18 Jan 2019 08:54:53 35,223 posts
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    #amazonshitcarshow

    I sniggered.
  • X201 16 Jun 2019 22:20:06 19,227 posts
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    The new line up with the usual Top Gear schtick, but was actually a good show with good chemistry.
  • crashVoodoo 16 Jun 2019 22:20:10 6,271 posts
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    soooo, anybody watched this?

    the comedy feels less forced but poor freddys' voiceover pieces need work

    Edited by crashVoodoo at 22:20:38 16-06-2019
  • Lotos8ter 16 Jun 2019 22:59:19 2,777 posts
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    Thought it was good, chemistry, banter and funny without being offensive. Seemed respectful on Ethiopia even though the challenge was daft especially the woolly jumper. Freddy is good and will get better, at least he has personality. Chris Harris seemed to be more like his YouTube self; Paddyís just a daft twat but in a good way.
    Donít know whoíll do the celeb interviews when they come back next week but good promising start
  • Frogofdoom 17 Jun 2019 09:27:00 13,275 posts
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    I think they should have taken one of Paddy or Freddie but not both. Not quite sure what Rory did wrong really.
  • Robospud 17 Jun 2019 09:46:37 38 posts
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    I thought it was utterly dreadful. Paddy and Freddie have chemistry, in that they laugh at each others puerile and unfunny jokes, but thatís not something they can build a show off.

    When it got to the point where Freddie took his trousers off and was basically teabagging Chris Harris while Paddy looked on, that was when I knew Top Gear is no longer aimed at me.

    Fascinating set of cars in a fascinating country, but not a worthwhile comment about either through the whole show.
  • elstoof 23 Jun 2019 21:08:30 23,225 posts
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    Didnít expect to, but I quite like the new lineup
  • Frogofdoom 23 Jun 2019 21:55:10 13,275 posts
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    That Tesla was pretty tasty, I imagine Pes has set off on his mission to assassinate Elon Musk now.
  • the_milkybar_kid 23 Jun 2019 22:00:02 7,989 posts
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    Just watched the first one. Really wasn't looking forward to Paddy or Freddie but it was alright, save for Freddie's VO work and the rigid studio jokes. Not bad.
  • fontgeeksogood 23 Jun 2019 22:03:53 6,099 posts
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    Frogofdoom wrote:
    That Tesla was pretty tasty, I imagine Pes has set off on his mission to assassinate Elon Musk now.
    You guys will thank me when you see the alternate reality
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