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Deleted user 1 June 2016 21:47:59

Figured this thread could be a useful public service comms tool.

He's on one tonight do NOT, repeat NOT attempt to approach or say anything kind about consoles. eye contact is also advised against unless you have specific training

mrpon 1 Jun 2016 21:51:22 37,366 posts
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If you squeeze him a little bit of wee will come out.

DaM 1 Jun 2016 21:53:53 17,729 posts
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Is this like Spring Watch?

Deleted user 1 June 2016 21:54:16

This thread is a lot less exciting than I expected...

Deleted user 1 June 2016 21:55:27

DaM wrote:
Is this like Spring Watch?

It is, however Packham has already been mauled to death and Michaela Strachan is on borrowed time

Tryhard 1 Jun 2016 21:57:33 12,014 posts
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The last time I watched a dirtbox I felt like throwing up.

Deleted user 1 June 2016 21:59:01

Throwing up during a 69 is the height of rudeness

neilka 1 Jun 2016 22:04:42 24,021 posts
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mrpon 1 Jun 2016 22:15:16 37,366 posts
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@neilka

Deleted user 1 June 2016 22:16:48

I just got the Pulp Fiction picture, very droll

Deleted user 1 June 2016 22:30:43

I think he's gone to hibernate, but still, be vigilant

Deleted user 1 June 2016 22:32:44

He had an Apple iwatch I believe, maybe not anymore, could have gone broke in mean time

Deleted user 1 June 2016 22:34:23

Christ, do you have a death wish, user mAc6? It's like that kid falling into the gorilla enclosure

Deleted user 1 June 2016 22:36:37

I saw the Quake video he posted. Thought it was quite good.

What's he done? Thought he was best forumite or something.

LegendaryApe 1 Jun 2016 22:38:40 2,498 posts
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Dirtbox loves consoles. He loves how much better they are than the PC.

He is also really looking forward to playing No Man's Sky.

wrinkly 1 Jun 2016 22:39:01 3,721 posts
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He's so last year.

Deleted user 1 June 2016 22:40:20

He is the best forumite. It's just a public service to say he's been drinking and we may all wind up having to tell our bosses about how we walked into a door by mistake

Deleted user 1 June 2016 22:41:15

This thread has not gone the way I had planned

Tryhard 1 Jun 2016 22:48:50 12,014 posts
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Dirtbox watch needs a theme song.

LegendaryApe 1 Jun 2016 22:52:06 2,498 posts
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Dirtbox always reminds of Frank Costanza from Seinfeld.

mrpon 1 Jun 2016 22:53:06 37,366 posts
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neilka 1 Jun 2016 22:58:07 24,021 posts
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I've just been reading an article proving conclusively that the human eye can't see more than 720p or 30fps.

Deleted user 1 June 2016 23:03:00

Dirtbox is also a banging tune by Harmonic 313, which is an alias of Mark Pritchard, an artist i really dick, hep's on Warp (wasp spasm)

Dirtbox 1 Jun 2016 23:09:45 92,595 posts
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Lukus 1 Jun 2016 23:12:59 24,639 posts
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I heard that Dirtbox and Ecosse were secretly friends in real life.

Dirtbox 1 Jun 2016 23:14:05 92,595 posts
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Deleted user 1 June 2016 23:14:29

Consoles are better mind. My ps4 hasnt once asked me to update to windows 10 so the FBI can perve on me.

Dirtbox 1 Jun 2016 23:15:47 92,595 posts
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