Post Poll... Britain decided to... Page 1490

  • nickthegun 15 Apr 2019 14:07:34 77,543 posts
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    No, I imagine the hospital waited until brexit was boring again to give Spartan his internet access back.
  • challenge_hanukkah 15 Apr 2019 14:10:45 10,550 posts
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    I thought it was MrTomFTW he had a lifelong hatred for?

    What did you do to make him wet his bed?
  • nickthegun 15 Apr 2019 14:17:46 77,543 posts
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    I'm assuming Tom and Jambo weren't around when he came off his meds.
  • Load_2.0 15 Apr 2019 14:37:36 29,129 posts
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    Fight in the carpark!
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 15 Apr 2019 14:53:11 19,391 posts
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    I can feel a straightener coming.
  • Letsgetthispartystar 15 Apr 2019 14:55:49 19 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    No, I imagine the hospital waited until brexit was boring again to give Spartan his internet access back.
    No, I imagine you're a smarmy condescending fanny who thinks he knows it all. I'm still awaiting for the daily "I've done this" or "I know someone that" post you usually do. No one's interested fella.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 15 Apr 2019 14:57:58 19,391 posts
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    Holy shit. This guy is taking no prisoners.
  • Load_2.0 15 Apr 2019 15:03:31 29,129 posts
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    Merciless.
  • RyanDS 15 Apr 2019 15:04:37 12,726 posts
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    Letsgetthispartystar wrote:
    nickthegun wrote:
    No, I imagine the hospital waited until brexit was boring again to give Spartan his internet access back.
    No, I imagine you're a smarmy condescending fanny who thinks he knows it all. I'm still awaiting for the daily "I've done this" or "I know someone that" post you usually do. No one's interested fella.
    I am interested.

    I bet you feel like such a fool right now. Must be so embarrassing to be so wrong!
  • Load_2.0 15 Apr 2019 15:06:02 29,129 posts
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    Getting some strong Ray Finkle vibes.
  • nickthegun 15 Apr 2019 15:21:55 77,543 posts
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    I just feel sad that if he had dropped 'lets' he could have fitted 'ted' in at the end.

    It's a bad position to be starting with.
  • X201 15 Apr 2019 15:30:49 19,181 posts
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    Wasn't the Party Star one of the special stars in one of the Mario games?
  • nickthegun 15 Apr 2019 15:34:40 77,543 posts
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    Coincidentally 'special star' is what his mum calls him.
  • JamboWayOh 15 Apr 2019 15:43:37 12,739 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    I'm assuming Tom and Jambo weren't around when he came off his meds.
    I'm here now, I've been busy doing his power of attorney.
  • nudistpete 15 Apr 2019 15:44:21 638 posts
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    Letsgetthispartystar wrote:
    No, I imagine you're a smarmy condescending fanny who thinks he knows it all.
    Jacob Rees-Mogg posts in this forum? We're honoured!
  • JamboWayOh 15 Apr 2019 15:55:25 12,739 posts
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    nudistpete wrote:
    Letsgetthispartystar wrote:
    No, I imagine you're a smarmy condescending fanny who thinks he knows it all.
    Jacob Rees-Mogg posts in this forum? We're honoured!
    Tbf to Mogg, while he is a grade A cunt he can actually construct sentences that make him sound smarter than a chimp.
  • Graxlar_v3 15 Apr 2019 15:56:44 6,523 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    nudistpete wrote:
    Letsgetthispartystar wrote:
    No, I imagine you're a smarmy condescending fanny who thinks he knows it all.
    Jacob Rees-Mogg posts in this forum? We're honoured!
    Tbf to Mogg, while he is a grade A cunt he can actually construct sentences that make him sound smarter than a chimp.
    On a cursory glance sure... but when you actually pay attention to the substance, everything falls apart.
  • JamboWayOh 15 Apr 2019 15:59:40 12,739 posts
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    Graxlar_v3 wrote:
    JamboWayOh wrote:
    nudistpete wrote:
    Letsgetthispartystar wrote:
    No, I imagine you're a smarmy condescending fanny who thinks he knows it all.
    Jacob Rees-Mogg posts in this forum? We're honoured!
    Tbf to Mogg, while he is a grade A cunt he can actually construct sentences that make him sound smarter than a chimp.
    On a cursory glance sure... but when you actually pay attention to the substance, everything falls apart.
    That's why I said 'make him sound'.
  • Psychotext 15 Apr 2019 16:02:30 64,944 posts
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    They're a quality bunch though... no question: https://twitter.com/SheRa_Marley/status/1117777315591852032
  • nudistpete 15 Apr 2019 16:26:46 638 posts
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    Both sexy Moggy and sexier Moggy don't believe in abortions or rubber johnnies - when you fornicate you're doing it for Jesus, baby. The only good kind of pulling out is the kind you do from the EU.
  • Graxlar_v3 15 Apr 2019 16:28:52 6,523 posts
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    nudistpete wrote:
    Both sexy Moggy and sexier Moggy don't believe in abortions or rubber johnnies - when you fornicate you're doing it for Jesus, baby. The only good kind of pulling out is the kind you do from the EU.
    Pretty sure Moggy M is against condoms because it means more abortions and moar money for him.
  • Load_2.0 15 Apr 2019 16:30:22 29,129 posts
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    When the food wars start I'm going to eat his liver and her pancreas.
  • JamboWayOh 15 Apr 2019 17:56:11 12,739 posts
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    nudistpete wrote:
    Both sexy Moggy and sexier Moggy don't believe in abortions or rubber johnnies - when you fornicate you're doing it for Jesus, baby. The only good kind of pulling out is the kind you do from the EU.
    'Sexier Moggy' is obviously Jacob.
  • Deleted user 15 April 2019 18:04:51
    CHUK potentially ineligible for inclusion in the euro elections? lovely stuff
  • X201 15 Apr 2019 20:16:11 19,181 posts
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    Source?
  • MrWonderstuff 15 Apr 2019 21:24:55 2,926 posts
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    @the-cozen-show only for a bellend
  • Deleted user 15 April 2019 22:57:36
    @MrWonderstuff charming

    sadly, they have been approved by the electoral commission today
    http://search.electoralcommission.org.uk/English/Registrations/PP9077
  • CHPxtreme 16 Apr 2019 07:25:41 342 posts
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    Why is that sad?
  • Dougs 16 Apr 2019 07:31:56 88,895 posts
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    Presumably because it takes votes away from Labour.
  • KnuttinAtoll 16 Apr 2019 07:38:16 7,084 posts
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    I'll never understand this stubborn party above all attitude some posters here display.

    It's not a religion folks.

    Or football club for that matter.

    Edited by KnuttinAtoll at 07:38:46 16-04-2019
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