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  • Ror 5 Mar 2020 13:02:43 19,985 posts
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    Thanks Jono, that lead me to this :D
  • JamboWayOh 5 Mar 2020 13:37:35 18,852 posts
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    What a fucking waste of money. You just know some gammon cunt will be waving it in the face of customs as they're waiting in a two hour line for immigration shouting with no irony as to why it's taking so long.
  • Psychotext 5 Mar 2020 14:16:12 66,688 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    What a fucking waste of money. You just know some gammon cunt will be waving it in the face of customs as they're waiting in a two hour line for immigration shouting with no irony as to why it's taking so long.
    YOU WONT BLOODY TREAT US THIS WAY WHEN WE'VE GOT OUR EMPIRE BACK.

    /heart attack
  • TechnoHippy 7 Mar 2020 21:21:22 17,046 posts
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    The good news keeps on coming - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-51783580
  • RichDC 7 Mar 2020 21:53:47 8,817 posts
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    Have some faith. We didn't have Jerry telling us our Spitfires were safe then. We don't need them now.
  • Dgzter 10 Mar 2020 16:32:02 3,204 posts
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    So, this isn't worrying at all: https://www.theguardian.com/education/2020/mar/10/mccarthyism-uk-universities-academics-fear-shaming-for-leftwing-views

    Lovely place the UK these days. Just lovely.
  • Jono62 10 Mar 2020 17:06:57 24,841 posts
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    Dgzter wrote:
    So, this isn't worrying at all: https://www.theguardian.com/education/2020/mar/10/mccarthyism-uk-universities-academics-fear-shaming-for-leftwing-views

    Lovely place the UK these days. Just lovely.

    Who supported them? Rees Cunt and Ugli Patel.
  • askew 13 Mar 2020 08:30:51 21,339 posts
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    I did wonder what the appetite for 'no deal' will be once the virus has finished trashing the population and economy.

    Then I remembered this is the UK…
  • JamboWayOh 13 Mar 2020 08:34:41 18,852 posts
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    askew wrote:
    I did wonder what the appetite for 'no deal' will be once the virus has finished trashing the population and economy.

    Then I remembered this is the UK…
    I assume we'll just make a plan to invade Europe, for their own good of course. EMPIRE!!!!!
  • Not-a-reviewer 13 Mar 2020 18:38:53 6,186 posts
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    We’ll be the super race that’s immune to it while the foreigners all surrendered and hid!
  • RobAnybody 14 Mar 2020 10:43:26 2,129 posts
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    As the UK seemingly can't cope with a virus without panic-buying bog rolls, how are we going to cope if No Deal or similar happens on Dec 31st 2020 ?
  • glo 14 Mar 2020 12:00:48 3,677 posts
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    RobAnybody wrote:
    As the UK seemingly can't cope with a virus without panic-buying bog rolls, how are we going to cope if No Deal or similar happens on Dec 31st 2020 ?
    I think we can safely say that we are going to cope very badly.
  • JamboWayOh 14 Mar 2020 12:05:06 18,852 posts
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    No, we will definitely come together. I mean look how united the country is in accepting that a lot of loved ones are going to die. EMPIRE.
  • sport 14 Mar 2020 12:37:20 15,889 posts
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    Fucking hell, can you imagine if this was hitting us next year. We'd just left on the 31st Jan with no deal and corona hits. I'd literally expect to see Humongous rolling down my street.
  • askew 14 Mar 2020 13:46:51 21,339 posts
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    Wouldn’t surprise me if it it does roll round again. Smaller perhaps, due to any immunity, and possible vaccine.
  • X201 14 Mar 2020 14:57:46 20,586 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    No, we will definitely come together. I mean look how united the country is in accepting that a lot of loved ones are going to die. EMPIRE.
    Tweet from 2 Jan 2020

    https://mobile.twitter.com/BorisJohnson/status/1212679425629859840
  • EMarkM 14 Mar 2020 15:00:42 4,922 posts
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    @X201 Ha ha, what a twat.

    (BoJo, not you, obv.)
  • Dougs 17 Mar 2020 16:36:18 93,664 posts
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    Extension incoming:

    https://twitter.com/pmdfoster/status/1239949409439436808
  • ZuluHero 17 Mar 2020 16:39:36 8,655 posts
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    Not surprising though really?
  • Dougs 17 Mar 2020 16:46:50 93,664 posts
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    Not logically, no. But you know....
  • BigOrkWaaagh 17 Mar 2020 16:51:32 9,318 posts
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    I thought it was enshrined in law that an extension was out of the question?
  • Dougs 17 Mar 2020 17:03:11 93,664 posts
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    a) Dunno if they've taken a power to amend and b) Laws are there to be amended. Easy to get a 1 clause Bill through to amend it if need be
  • X201 17 Mar 2020 18:03:27 20,586 posts
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    Example of how an amendment works.

    Amend Doug’s message; leave out from after “Dunno” to end. Insert “, I’m scratching my arse”


    Dougs wrote:
    a) Dunno, I’m scratching my arse
  • Derblington 17 Mar 2020 18:16:57 32,930 posts
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    It’d better if the UK asked fo it and the EU denied it.

    You want to ride solo, go for it. You think you’re the shit, prove it.
  • Jono62 15 Apr 2020 23:34:34 24,841 posts
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    BRITISH WORK FOR BRITISH WORKERS, EXCEPT THESE

    https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/15/fruit-pickers-flown-romania-brits-failed-answer-call-help-12559562/
  • TechnoHippy 16 Apr 2020 20:34:37 17,046 posts
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    Jono62 wrote:
    BRITISH WORK FOR BRITISH WORKERS, EXCEPT THESE

    https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/15/fruit-pickers-flown-romania-brits-failed-answer-call-help-12559562/
    Well clapping seems to be about the effort limit - picking fruit is peasant work for those lovely foreigners we don't want. Maybe we can make the disabled, unemployed and prisoners do it.
  • KnuttinAtoll 25 Apr 2020 10:33:48 8,107 posts
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    https://www.politico.eu/article/brexit-eu-michel-barnier-slams-uk-for-lack-of-progress-in-talks/

    https://www.brusselstimes.com/all-news/eu-affairs/108045/brexit-chief-eu-negotiator-losing-patience-with-british-internal-market-fisheries-data-protection/

    This story is headlining European TV stations this morning. The fucking cheek of the UK government... Seems clear they're still pursuing a hard WTO Brexit.

    BBC News? Nada. Why am I still surprised. I suppose Anzac Day and resuming footie is more relevant to British viewers.

    Edited by KnuttinAtoll at 10:35:29 25-04-2020
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