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  • Psychotext 13 Jan 2021 16:36:35 69,155 posts
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    Pulled this from the BBC's Brexit section earlier. Unlit Sumplands?

  • KnuttinAtoll 13 Jan 2021 16:38:50 8,633 posts
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    Looks like Ham Sandwiches are the new Bendy Bananas

    /rollseyes
  • Dgzter 13 Jan 2021 16:47:26 3,516 posts
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    Psychotext wrote:
    Fucking morons (watch the vid).

    https://twitter.com/BestForBritain/status/1349354654606487552
    So, not a load of old tosh then, Mr Perkes? Sigh.

    In other 'aw shucks' news, here's the DUP:
    https://twitter.com/Channel4News/status/1349389459486343168?s=20
  • askew 13 Jan 2021 21:33:10 22,605 posts
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    https://twitter.com/pmdfoster/status/1349413931983450112?s=20

    Hold on to your butts (with those toilet paper reserves)
  • Psychotext 13 Jan 2021 22:40:36 69,155 posts
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    askew wrote:
    https://twitter.com/pmdfoster/status/1349413931983450112?s=20

    Hold on to your butts (with those toilet paper reserves)
    The fuck are 300 lorries a day supposed to do?
  • X201 13 Jan 2021 22:59:48 21,244 posts
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    Ford Fiesta to cost extra £1,700 as post-Brexit tariffs are slapped on
  • nickthegun 13 Jan 2021 23:08:02 84,512 posts
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    That’s just the ST model, the rest of the line is unaffected (currently). The engine comes from America so gets hit with a pretty chunky fee.

    Puts the necessity of getting some decent deals done quite lively into sharp focus, though.
  • fontgeeksogood 14 Jan 2021 08:33:32 11,986 posts
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    I'm starting to wonder if this was a good idea
  • Not-a-reviewer 14 Jan 2021 08:47:35 6,910 posts
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    Brexiters will find a reason it doesn’t matter though - people shouldn’t buy new cars, they’re bad for the planet etc. There’s always something.
  • fontgeeksogood 14 Jan 2021 08:53:58 11,986 posts
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    "This will encourage people to buy a new Allegro"
  • TechnoHippy 14 Jan 2021 13:12:58 18,357 posts
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    Tin of pineapple up by 10p already.
  • KnuttinAtoll 14 Jan 2021 13:56:42 8,633 posts
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    More like Ford Fiasco amirite
  • Frogofdoom 14 Jan 2021 19:34:49 17,220 posts
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    I would expect the cost of sending stuff via courier to go up soon. Pre brexit it took 5 minutes to unload our vans, it took 45 minutes tonight. Im not sure if other companies are having the same trouble well dpd arent as they have stopped taking European parcels at the moment. That is all at overtime rate as well and I doubt very much the companies will be swallowing that cost.
  • JamboWayOh 14 Jan 2021 19:46:41 22,445 posts
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    Frogofdoom wrote:
    I would expect the cost of sending stuff via courier to go up soon. Pre brexit it took 5 minutes to unload our vans, it took 45 minutes tonight. Im not sure if other companies are having the same trouble well dpd arent as they have stopped taking European parcels at the moment. That is all at overtime rate as well and I doubt very much the companies will be swallowing that cost.
    For reference to get a 12.5kg box to Andorra from Britain was 80 Euros just for the box delivery and 22 Euros to pay for customs. That was through DHL, obviously Andorra is not EU so that's the ballpark figure you're looking at here.
  • challenge_hanukkah 14 Jan 2021 19:49:19 13,588 posts
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    TechnoHippy wrote:
    Tin of pineapple up by 10p already.
    Fuck.

    Is there a cheaper alternative to go with the ham on my pizza?
  • grey_matters 14 Jan 2021 20:04:09 5,377 posts
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    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    TechnoHippy wrote:
    Tin of pineapple up by 10p already.
    Fuck.

    Is there a cheaper alternative to go with the ham on my pizza?
    Homegrown sweetcorn.
  • Nexus_6 14 Jan 2021 20:10:10 5,685 posts
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    Maybe a nice gooseberry straight off the vine
  • Salaman 14 Jan 2021 21:25:27 23,949 posts
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    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    TechnoHippy wrote:
    Tin of pineapple up by 10p already.
    Fuck.

    Is there a cheaper alternative to go with the ham on my pizza?
    Kiwi? Tinned peaches? Bananas?
  • Matt_B 14 Jan 2021 21:57:41 484 posts
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    https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2021/jan/13/fisheries-minister-admits-not-reading-brexit-bill-as-she-was-at-nativity

    You can't make this stuff up. Fisheries Minister didn't read Brexit bill as she was busy at a nativity.
  • Psychotext 14 Jan 2021 22:22:13 69,155 posts
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    It's OK, Johnson didn't read it because he couldn't be arsed.
  • QuickWithKnives 14 Jan 2021 22:36:43 18 posts
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    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    TechnoHippy wrote:
    Tin of pineapple up by 10p already.
    Fuck.

    Is there a cheaper alternative to go with the ham on my pizza?
    Pineapple Cubes from a Booty Bag or it’s not real.
  • Matt_B 14 Jan 2021 23:08:27 484 posts
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    Easy to read article on the rules of origin and gives insight into the red tape nightmare that businesses are currently experiencing.

    https://www.standard.co.uk/business/m-s-marks-spencer-brexit-rules-of-origin-red-tape-tariff-b763368.html
  • Psychotext 15 Jan 2021 00:41:40 69,155 posts
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    That can't be right. I was told we hold all the cards.
  • Armoured_Bear 15 Jan 2021 06:04:20 29,481 posts
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    Surprise!!
  • drhickman1983 15 Jan 2021 07:19:23 7,337 posts
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    Oh no. This is all terrible reading.

    If only somebody could have warned us. Why did nobody warn us. Oh no.
  • fontgeeksogood 15 Jan 2021 07:28:38 11,986 posts
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    And yet still the architects of disaster are claiming that this has been a success (and Remain were wrong) as Britain hasn't yet eaten itself fighting for the last tasty cockroach
  • Matt_B 15 Jan 2021 07:40:14 484 posts
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    I know it didn't go out to tender, but who got the contract for Soylent Green?

    Edited by Matt_B at 07:40:37 15-01-2021
  • fontgeeksogood 15 Jan 2021 07:49:44 11,986 posts
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    They only get whatever scraps fall from Priti Patel's trough
  • BreadBinLidHero 15 Jan 2021 08:09:55 10,338 posts
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    It's all going exactly to plan for the market fundamentalists and posh conmen who drove Brexit.
  • Vortex808 15 Jan 2021 08:13:55 14,573 posts
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    Matt_B wrote:
    I know it didn't go out to tender, but who got the contract for Soylent Green?
    Mogg's Poorhouse Industries Inc.

    60hr working week wearing a scratchy faux-victorian tweed uniform.

    For all on the dole.

    Edited by Vortex808 at 08:15:20 15-01-2021
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