Ubisoft already removing "nakedness" from Watch Dogs 2 • Gaming • General Gaming • Eurogamer.net

magicfinbow 17 Nov 2016 10:40:22 1 posts
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-38003133

So after a small uproar, Ubisoft are going to patch out any semblance of "offensive" body parts.

This is supposed to be San Francisco for fuck sake, a city of liberal freedom. Fuck this stupid french-canadian PC company. I don't even own the game and it's this sort of shit that has confirmed for me that I won't buy it. I'll get DishonoUred 2 instead.

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@magicfinbow you are an idiot

DFawkes 17 Nov 2016 10:44:09 32,785 posts
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magicfinbow wrote:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-38003133

So after a small uproar, Ubisoft are going to patch out any semblance of "offensive" body parts.

No, they aren't. Source: the link you posted. They're removing one of them that didn't really have much context for it to exist. The rest are getting left as is, so if you want to see nudity it'll still be in the game.

Decks 17 Nov 2016 10:45:27 31,013 posts
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I'm fucking furious personally. I've took screenshots of 148 vulvas already and now they're telling me in bit going to be able to add to my collection? Those cheese eating beaver fuckers will be getting a strongly worded letter and I will be requesting an apology and a full refund.

challenge_hanukkah 17 Nov 2016 10:46:28 14,394 posts
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magicfinbow wrote:

Fuck this stupid french-canadian PC company.

Yeah, fucking maple chugging cucks.

Rivuzu 17 Nov 2016 10:47:01 18,424 posts
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You should share those on PSN Decks. I hear that's the done thing now.

minky-kong 17 Nov 2016 10:47:54 14,787 posts
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I'm not your buddy, guy!

Decks 17 Nov 2016 10:48:57 31,013 posts
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We voted Trump to stop this kind of shit!

You-can-call-me-kal 17 Nov 2016 10:50:38 23,013 posts
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I've absolutely no idea what the nudity being removed is so probably shouldn't comment, totally uninformed as I am.

But I do find it hard to believe that whatever it is, it can't be as 'harmful' as the unbelievable levels of graphic violence that exits in any number of other games.

Mola_Ram 17 Nov 2016 10:51:59 26,187 posts
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Why were they even there in the first place. Is there a mission where you have to take upskirt snaps or something? Was lack of vag a problem with the first game?

Decks 17 Nov 2016 10:53:07 31,013 posts
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You-can-call-me-kal wrote:
I've absolutely no idea what the nudity being removed is so probably shouldn't comment, totally uninformed as I am.

But I do find it hard to believe that whatever it is, it can't be as 'harmful' as the unbelievable levels of graphic violence that exits in any number of other games.

Basically you can wedge a pedestrian lady then get a look up her skirt at her crotchless knickers and accurately modelled hoohar

challenge_hanukkah 17 Nov 2016 10:54:06 14,394 posts
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Mola_Ram wrote:
Why were they even there in the first place. Is there a mission where you have to take upskirt snaps or something? Was lack of vag a problem with the first game?

Ubisoft held a Q+A after the first game came out asking people what they wanted to see in the sequel and it topped the list.

Edited by challenge_hanukkah at 10:54:21 17-11-2016

Br0ken_Engli5h 17 Nov 2016 10:56:15 1,369 posts
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I was only buying it for the fannies. Pre-order cancelled.

Decks 17 Nov 2016 10:56:35 31,013 posts
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The only thing weirder than it being there in the first place is someone going into a blind rage because they're removing it.

Mola_Ram 17 Nov 2016 10:58:39 26,187 posts
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challenge_hanukkah wrote:

Mola_Ram wrote:
Why were they even there in the first place. Is there a mission where you have to take upskirt snaps or something? Was lack of vag a problem with the first game?
Ubisoft held a Q+A after the first game came out asking people what they wanted to see in the sequel and it topped the list.

I... can't even tell if that's serious. That's how stupid this is.

Did they expect that the immature would just go "hrm, yep, that's a vulva", and not take a screenshot to share? Did they think Sony would just be ok with that?

neilka 17 Nov 2016 11:00:06 24,021 posts
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They should have gone in the other direction and just replaced everyone's faces with vaginas. And renamed it Fanny Faced Hacking Adventure.

Rivuzu 17 Nov 2016 11:00:07 18,424 posts
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But what if you found that one NPC who looked identical to Diana Vickers?

MrTomFTW Moderator 17 Nov 2016 11:00:29 47,501 posts
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Personally I'm so enraged that I can no longer knock out/kill female civilians then take upskirt photos of their accurately modelled vaginas that I'm going to merge this thread with the existing Watch_Dogs 2 thread.

Carlo 17 Nov 2016 11:00:50 21,801 posts
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Links to an example image?