Following Transformers: The last Knight Page 3

  • captainrentboy 31 May 2017 13:49:53 1,682 posts
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    Ohhh fuck off Bay.
    There is never, ever, any need to have a Transformers movie run over 2hrs. Especially when that excess runtime is filled with "jokes" about robots pissing, shitting or puking, or swinging their gigantic robotic bollocks around.


    Yet. I'll be there opening night, 'cuz I'm a cunt like that.
  • Derblington 31 May 2017 16:24:04 31,229 posts
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    The 3rd is actually decent, though a little long. 2 and 4 are shite.
  • Baihu1983 31 May 2017 17:43:22 10,623 posts
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    Yeah it goes 1,3.......................4 then 2.


    The only effort they put into 4 was to explain why a guy can bang the under age daughter
  • nickthegun 31 May 2017 17:47:33 76,188 posts
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    But.... the destruction of chicago is just so bewilderingly long... the giant worm thing is like an incredibly shitty nemesis from RE2 and just wont fuck off.

    And the rest of it is just a giant flapping arsehole.
  • Baihu1983 31 May 2017 17:49:36 10,623 posts
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    True and apparently a lot got cut from the Chicago bit
  • senso-ji 31 May 2017 17:51:29 8,993 posts
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    First film was such an abomination that I promised never to watch another again (and I haven't).

    The thought of handing over over 3 hours of my precious time to this overblown, unoriginal bollocks is just laughable.
  • nickthegun 31 May 2017 17:52:48 76,188 posts
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    Baihu1983 wrote:
    True and apparently a lot got cut from the Chicago bit
    Wow, really? Thats mental.
  • Baihu1983 31 May 2017 17:56:00 10,623 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    Baihu1983 wrote:
    True and apparently a lot got cut from the Chicago bit
    Wow, really? Thats mental.
    Yeah apparently the sudden jump to night is due to cut content

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3Kjmlp6_2v4
  • senso-ji 31 May 2017 18:02:42 8,993 posts
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    Wasn't the third Transformers film so sloppily put together that backgrounds from Chicago ended up appearing in Hong Kong?
  • Baihu1983 31 May 2017 18:05:02 10,623 posts
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    senso-ji wrote:
    Wasn't the third Transformers film so sloppily put together that backgrounds from Chicago ended up appearing in Hong Kong?
    That's the 4th which 'jumps' to China for no reason other than appeal to that audience
  • nickthegun 31 May 2017 20:23:34 76,188 posts
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    No, he means that while they are in Hong Kong, chicago *constantly* crops up in the background. You can even see the sears tower in one of the last shots.

    Edited by nickthegun at 20:23:54 31-05-2017
  • H1ggyLTD 31 May 2017 20:34:56 11,232 posts
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    I'd watch 3 hours of Bay being water boarded.
  • Baihu1983 1 Jun 2017 06:29:11 10,623 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    No, he means that while they are in Hong Kong, chicago *constantly* crops up in the background. You can even see the sears tower in one of the last shots.
    Yeah that's 4 isn't it? They head to China for no reason or something but it's still clearly been shot in the US

    Edit. Yep in fact this will remind people just how bad and lazy the film was

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zz5vEfa7UvI

    Edited by Baihu1983 at 06:33:39 01-06-2017
  • Baihu1983 1 Jun 2017 07:28:28 10,623 posts
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    Bay says it's not true and intact shorter than the last 3 movies

    https://twitter.com/michaelbay/status/870156696731168768

    But is that shorter than them combined?
  • drhickman1983 1 Jun 2017 07:55:06 5,651 posts
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    I think the only way I'd watch The Last Knight is if somebody paid me at least 100. Anything less than that it's not going to be worth my time.
  • H1ggyLTD 1 Jun 2017 09:18:17 11,232 posts
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    I'll watch it just to see how badly wrong he gets Unicron.
  • the_milkybar_kid 1 Jun 2017 10:48:19 7,816 posts
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    Enjoyed the first when it first came out.
    Turned the 2nd off near the end.
    Can't remember anything about the 3rd.
    Didn't bother with the 4th.
    Repeat from there.

    I've got the 20th Anniversary steelbook of the 1986 film, that'll do for me.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 1 Jun 2017 11:59:01 17,473 posts
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    I didn't mind the first one at the time. I've watched bits of the other ones but have to turn them off after 10 minutes. They're just noise and colours. I've tried to watch both of the turtles films as well and lasted about 20 minutes. It's just noise.
  • beastmaster 1 Jun 2017 12:01:03 18,915 posts
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    I got a feeling this is going to bomb.
  • senso-ji 1 Jun 2017 13:11:20 8,993 posts
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    Nah, it won't bomb, as they've all been hugely successful, irrespective of the actual quality on screen. Same with Pirates of the Caribbean. There's some gold painted shit out there that can seemingly be mined forever.

    Edit: In fact, I'm willing to bet my mortgage that this makes more money than Wonder Woman.

    Edited by senso-ji at 13:13:09 01-06-2017
  • drhickman1983 1 Jun 2017 13:46:27 5,651 posts
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    Unfortunately I imagine it will do well. Some people seem to eager to defend this dross, usually uttering something like "Well what do you expect from a film about giant transforming robots?" As if that's an excuse for terrible writing, unlikeable characters and set pieces that devolve into indecipherable chaos.

    if just one of those elements was good they might even be watchable, but failing on all three is hard to excuse.
  • H1ggyLTD 1 Jun 2017 14:06:46 11,232 posts
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    Anybody saying you can't have a great film with giant robots has obviously never seen Robot Jox.
  • DFawkes Friendliest Forumite, 2016 1 Jun 2017 15:19:57 32,207 posts
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    I found the writing in Dark of the Moon to almost be acceptable. There's a quote for the DVD cover.

    It's not that writer that's back though, it's the guys who wrote Iron Man and Punisher: War Zone, so it might actually be fine. Maybe.
  • Baihu1983 17 Jun 2017 12:53:55 10,623 posts
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    Bay once again saying he won't be back for 6

    http://screenrant.com/michael-bay-wont-return-direct-transformers-6/

    Don't believe him.
  • JamboWayOh 17 Jun 2017 13:03:25 10,735 posts
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    I still can't believe there will have been 6 transformer films. 6?! Fucking 6?! My inner geek in no way can defend this. Here's to more Michael Bay patented 'frame fucking '.

    Edited by JamboWayOh at 13:04:49 17-06-2017

    Edited by JamboWayOh at 13:06:20 17-06-2017
  • captbirdseye 20 Jun 2017 20:02:13 9,019 posts
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    So it's mess

    Super spoilers in the above link.
  • H1ggyLTD 20 Jun 2017 20:18:25 11,232 posts
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    Spoilers :D
  • H1ggyLTD 20 Jun 2017 20:19:54 11,232 posts
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    Those first two bullet points.

    There's absolutely no way on Earth that Bay isn't trolling. No way.
  • Baihu1983 21 Jun 2017 07:57:04 10,623 posts
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    Yep it's a mess

    https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/transformers_the_last_knight_2017
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