Rate the last film you watched out of 100 if you're an idiot • Non-Gaming • Film • Eurogamer.net

neilka 9 Jan 2017 16:20:27 24,021 posts
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There we go.

craigy Staff 9 Jan 2017 16:24:44 9,500 posts
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Eastenders: 2/10
Only half an hour long. Far too short for a movie. Is this definitely a movie?

Coronaton Street: 3/10
Only half an hour long. Far too short for a movie. Is this definitely a movie?

Holly Oaks: 93/10
Only half an hour long. But reely good. But far too short for a movie. Is this definitely a movie?

richarddavies 9 Jan 2017 16:25:58 8,312 posts
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challenge_hanukkah 9 Jan 2017 16:27:02 14,394 posts
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Done poo poo

Deleted user 9 January 2017 16:28:28

Can't even remember what film I last watched. Must have been years ago. Possibly Hot Fuzz. 92.

neilka 9 Jan 2017 16:28:58 24,021 posts
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Free Willy

Crushing disappointment

Hinge/10

twelveways 9 Jan 2017 16:29:38 7,131 posts
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Sharp MX Combo 850w

Intriguing title but all it was was a dead chicken turning round for an hour. Is this really what sci-fi has come to?

No end credits, just a beep. Post modern I guess.

Shit/d

I'm hungry

Deleted user 9 January 2017 16:35:33

The last film I watched was cling. It started off clear but as it unravelled it got completely stuck on itself. It was very flimsy overall.

richarddavies 9 Jan 2017 16:37:05 8,312 posts
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@crazy-n00dle

Just for you! I'd love to hear more reviews of yours!

neilka 9 Jan 2017 16:45:00 24,021 posts
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I'll leave this plate of party rings and this glass of watery Ribena here to lure him in.

Deleted user 9 January 2017 16:45:36

Weak lemon drink

Decks 9 Jan 2017 16:49:09 31,013 posts
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FREE HEAD DRAININGS FOR ALL WHO POST HERE

JoelStinty 9 Jan 2017 18:46:43 9,530 posts
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Nurofen cold and flu tablets.

Made me slightly numb for 4 hours but failed to cure my cold.

-3/10

Nipz69 9 Jan 2017 18:49:40 85 posts
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Shooter - Shooty guy shoots stuff. Then has to run around shooting more stuff to prove he didn't shoot some other stuff. 77/100

Edited by Nipz69 at 18:49:55 09-01-2017

richarddavies 9 Jan 2017 18:54:33 8,312 posts
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Always angered me how little screen time the corn got in those movies. Massively misleading title.

BinaryBob101 9 Jan 2017 19:50:26 27,755 posts
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Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End

88%

Loved it, even the cheesiest moments. There's are scenes in that film that are purest genius and the casting couldn't have been more spot on. A quality movie through and through. And a satisfying conclusion to a great little trilogy.

Marked down slightly for flagrant use of the Wilhelm Scream which was used no less than 3 times within 5 minutes during the final battle.

President_Weasel 9 Jan 2017 20:05:29 12,355 posts
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erm

Deleted user 9 January 2017 20:07:27

Deebs fucking loves pirates of the Caribbean

Deleted user 9 January 2017 20:09:21

Porky's

Expected a film about pigs or lying bastards.

I did get cocks in showers though.

Balbricker/10

SteveMsater 9 Jan 2017 20:12:50 339 posts
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I don't know what Party Rings are and I'm sure as hell not Googling it. Not without Incognito mode on, anyway.

anephric 9 Jan 2017 20:40:26 5,274 posts
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ET

ET is on the cover, but only twice. I think maybe he's on the back of the DVD as well, but my copy from CEX was ripped and spunked on and had a ball of pubes where the rating logo should be.

Two ETs out of Ten.

funkstar 9 Jan 2017 20:45:31 3,280 posts
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@SteveMsater

Deleted user 9 January 2017 21:14:43

Interesting thread. So if you a post a review in here, you're an idiot.

🤔

Hey, not my rules, I didn't create this thread.

Edited by pacrifice at 21:15:35 09-01-2017

Decks 9 Jan 2017 21:16:09 31,013 posts
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Make sure to add it to your favourites.

SteveMsater 9 Jan 2017 21:20:41 339 posts
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funkstar wrote:
@SteveMsater

Oh I like those, thanks!

Count me IN.

Mola_Ram 9 Jan 2017 21:41:42 26,187 posts
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i, Robot

A film sorely in need of capitalisation.

4/10

FrostPan 9 Jan 2017 21:48:21 1,626 posts
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The Inbetweeners 2

Thank fuck this series is over, let alone a film.

Should have ended at series 1. Same shit all over again.

4/10

Edited by FrostPan at 21:48:37 09-01-2017

Deleted user 9 January 2017 22:46:02

Star Bollocks

Not as good as Star Cooch. The DVD cover was clever though, with a rocket ship and two planets arranged to form a cock-o-balls

3/8%