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Today I learned ... women are disgusting/pragmatic* creatures • Page 2
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elstoof 28,125 posts
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Registered 16 years agoThose dudes on Reddit know how to party -
Ddanno 1,888 posts
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Registered 7 years agoWhy in fuck's unholy name did I click on this -
Salaman 24,162 posts
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Registered 17 years agoGod, I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to find that thread again on Reddit. I'll have a look at home, as it requires putting things in the search box that I prefer not to put in there at work. -
twelveways 7,131 posts
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Registered 15 years agoI'd do it if i had constipation (and a fanny). -
Pipedream 658 posts
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Registered 8 years agoAn ex who was a nurse told me about a patient who's room began smelling of poo. every day the whiff got stronger and they couldn't figure out why.
The patient was having huge turds which wouldn't flush. In her mind it was less embarrassing to fold them up in paper and hide them in the cupboard. Women are weird with poo. -
mothercruncher 19,474 posts
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Registered 15 years agoThis is horrendous and I wish I could wind the clock back to pre-thread.
I wonder if I get incredibly drunk now I can avoid this short term memory becoming a long term one? -
Dougs 100,414 posts
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Registered 18 years agoDdanno wrote:
Yeah, this.
Why in fuck's unholy name did I click on this -
Tryhard 12,014 posts
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Registered 11 years agoMy penis is thumb shaped, it explains everything. -
HairyArse 1,476 posts
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Registered 6 years agoI'm going to guess it's because women don't/won't poo daily like us men. We're not ashamed of it.
My ex regularly goes 7-10 days without shitting. It's no wonder they're like WW2 underwater mines when she does eventually go. Nor is it a surprise she's regularly bloated, has stomach cramps and is constipated. -
Pipedream wrote:
Woman are weird, she should have used clingfilm like us blokes.
An ex who was a nurse told me about a patient who's room began smelling of poo. every day the whiff got stronger and they couldn't figure out why.
The patient was having huge turds which wouldn't flush. In her mind it was less embarrassing to fold them up in paper and hide them in the cupboard. Women are weird with poo. -
twelveways 7,131 posts
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Registered 15 years ago-HairyArse wrote:
That's definitely not normal. Women I know well all poo daily
I'm going to guess it's because women don't/won't poo daily like us men. We're not ashamed of it.
My ex regularly goes 7-10 days without shitting. It's no wonder they're like WW2 underwater mines when she does eventually go. Nor is it a surprise she's regularly bloated, has stomach cramps and is constipated. -
Rodderz 4,497 posts
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Registered 15 years agoSalaman wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kKXvDaJIzQ
Then one guy posted:
I just sent some of these replies to my gf she sent back:
"I do that!"
which one?
"putting my thumb up my vagina to push out a turd"
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ChiefGB 13,815 posts
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Registered 10 years agotinfoil is better, I'm a bit shy at allowing people to see my doings. -
Tin foil is good, means you can pop them in the oven like jacket potatoes. -
elstoof 28,125 posts
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Registered 16 years ago-HairyArse wrote:
Have you ever piled up 7-10 days worth of food and wondered how the fuck it all fits in there between dumps.
I'm going to guess it's because women don't/won't poo daily like us men. We're not ashamed of it.
My ex regularly goes 7-10 days without shitting.
Women definitely poo daily in my experience, what your ex does isn't standard practice and neither is being ashamed of it.
Edited by elstoof at 18:18:30 09-02-2017 -
Guys I'm a bit bunged up so tried to see if this would work by putting my thumb up my urethra -
TurkeyNeck 162 posts
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Registered 5 years agoI've got a massive hard on reading through this thread. -
elstoof 28,125 posts
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Registered 16 years agoPES_Fanboy wrote:
Stealth my thumb is bigger that my penis
Guys I'm a bit bunged up so tried to see if this would work by putting my thumb up my urethra -
It's like a Chinese finger trap. -
I just wanted to be like Rivuzu -
Saul_Iscariot 4,399 posts
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Registered 9 years agoPES_Fanboy wrote:
You need to start with your little finger and, no pun intended, work your way up. Google some of Robert Mapplethorpe's photography. Please be warned, the pictures you are looking for are not suitable for work. Unless you work in a gay branch of the arts.
Guys I'm a bit bunged up so tried to see if this would work by putting my thumb up my urethra
Edited by Saul_Iscariot at 19:20:12 09-02-2017 -
macmurphy 4,447 posts
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Registered 14 years agoelstoof wrote:
This. Two of my long term exes would regularly leave the door open and try and have a conversation with me while it sounded like they were chucking rocks down a well. One would even wait for me to walk in before doing the kind of concentrated pooh face you see on babies before unleashing a bar mine. I'd shake my head and she'd tell me I inspired her.
-HairyArse wrote:
Have you ever piled up 7-10 days worth of food and wondered how the fuck it all fits in there between dumps.
I'm going to guess it's because women don't/won't poo daily like us men. We're not ashamed of it.
My ex regularly goes 7-10 days without shitting.
Women definitely poo daily in my experience, what your ex does isn't standard practice and neither is being ashamed of it.
Think I've been quite unlucky. Wouldn't mind dating a chick that locked the door and kept it to herself to be honest. -
Saul_Iscariot wrote:
It's such a pain uncoiling it all, I'm not going to muck it about again
PES_Fanboy wrote:
You need to start with your little finger and, no pun intended, work your way up. Google some of Robert Mapplethorpe's photography. Please be warned, the pictures you are looking for are not suitable for work. Unless you work in a gay branch of the arts.
Guys I'm a bit bunged up so tried to see if this would work by putting my thumb up my urethra -
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