Today I learned ... women are disgusting/pragmatic* creatures • Page 4

elstoof 10 Feb 2017 08:39:41 28,125 posts
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Hopefully the lucky lady uses a clean thumb
Fake_Blood 10 Feb 2017 08:43:54 11,093 posts
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It's just bad design, the toilets are too close to the main dining hall.

elstoof 10 Feb 2017 09:30:07 28,125 posts
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Maybe it's a similar to reaction to the spontaneous ejaculation I get when my wife sticks her thumb up my arse, and that blocked shit gets fired out in the most satisfying manner

Salaman 10 Feb 2017 10:16:48 24,162 posts
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^^ Hopefully the lucky lady uses a clean thumb
Deleted user 10 February 2017 10:40:59

So I asked Mrs Hermit about the whole vagina thumb poo thing. Her response "Yeah, we all do that if we're a bit bunged up"
Deleted user 10 February 2017 10:43:22

Is that why a lot of women shit themselves when giving birth
Skirlasvoud 10 Feb 2017 10:44:13 4,039 posts
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DrStrangelove wrote:
Thumb in pussy and shize... what's not to like?
Bloody Germans...
elstoof 10 Feb 2017 10:44:15 28,125 posts
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There's two thumbs in there during birth, sometimed three in Norfolk.
Saul_Iscariot 10 Feb 2017 11:01:42 4,399 posts
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I have to say that I want to finger a woman to see if I can make them shit themselves.
minky-kong 10 Feb 2017 11:23:44 14,787 posts
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"Dutch women are well filthy, once I was fingering one and she shit down my arm!" [/Jay]
ChiefGB 10 Feb 2017 12:34:38 13,815 posts
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So instead of "thumbing in a softie" it should be "thumbing out a hardie"
Rivuzu 10 Feb 2017 20:34:44 18,424 posts
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Guys help. I think I'm in trouble.
challenge_hanukkah 10 Feb 2017 20:40:47 14,394 posts
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I asked my missus too.

Strangely she's not talking to me now.
Deleted user 10 February 2017 20:57:07

ZuluHero wrote:
It's a trap!
Teeth innit
mal 10 Feb 2017 22:08:25 29,326 posts
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beastmaster wrote:
A finger in your Fudge is just enough to give your poop a tweak!
It's full of chocolatey goodness?
challenge_hanukkah 10 Feb 2017 22:12:08 14,394 posts
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Until it's time to eat.
ChiefGB 11 Feb 2017 00:19:06 13,815 posts
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We need a women's forum opinion here. Where is kich these days again?
Deleted user 11 February 2017 00:23:55

Is there video evidence?
clarepeters 11 Feb 2017 02:09:25 1 posts
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challenge_hanukkah wrote:
I always said Chops knows his shit.

Edit:bah
Fair play
Tryhard 11 Feb 2017 05:44:22 12,014 posts
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Decks wrote:
@Lamb

Every woman you've ever known has put a thumb in her vagina to push out a turd. All of them.
And they sniff their thumb right afterwards.

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