Mr. Biffo of Digitiser fame has Kickstarted a web series, if what he's produced so far is anything to go by it could be very amusing indeed. The first full episode is out on 5th March. "Ghee-Lord" from Episode 1: The Pilot: Christmas Special: |
Mr. Biffo's Found Footage
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Registered 17 years agoI could do without the image of gonads being dragged across an A500 that is now firmly planted into my brain. Thanks, Biffo. Thiffo. -
Goujon John gets me every time.
I wrote to Biffo when he came out of hibernation and he sent a very nice reply. Always loved Digi and wish him the best with this. I'll definitely be watching it. -
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Registered 14 years agoFlansy C-Bong
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AceGrace 3,374 posts
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Registered 10 years agoPhattso wrote:
Which video is that on?
I could do without the image of gonads being dragged across an A500 that is now firmly planted into my brain. Thanks, Biffo. Thiffo. -
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Registered 7 years agoAlways loved Biffo's sense of humour. Digitiser 2000 is well worth reading regularly as well as he fluctuates between abstract surrealism and social & political commentary, sometimes raising very good points in the process. -
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wuntyate 16,200 posts
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Registered 7 years agoHe did. That he did. Which he does refer to often. I think he might regret it. -
Decks 28,426 posts
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Registered 5 years agoI had an email published on Digi back in the day. He took the piss out of my surname. -
Decks 28,426 posts
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Registered 5 years agoHaha I think our very own CrazyNoodle wrote the plot synopsis on wiki.
Oh and I forgot to mention the dog can talk.
The film is about 2012 Britain's Got Talent winner Pudsey the dog on an adventure. Pudsey uses his ability to walk on his hind legs and knock people over to save the day. Pudsey starts as a dog in a movie set, but he ends up fired after causing havoc. Pudsey runs away in disgrace and catches a bus, and there are several school kids on there.
When the bus stops, Pudsey runs down the street. Some bullies from the bus bully some other kids. Pudsey runs back and knocks the bullies over. The bullied kids take Pudsey home with them. They are siblings and their names are Molly, Tommy and George. Tommy does not speak much. The kids' mum gets rid of Pudsey so the family can move house after the dad died.
Molly, George and Tommy take Pudsey to a lady who looks after dogs. But the lady turns out to be evil after she says she is going to dye him pink and do horrible things to him like she has done to some poodles. Pudsey, because he is specially trained, opens the door and runs away, and jumps into a white van. The poodles escape too. The white van turns out to be the van that is moving the siblings' things, so Pudsey is moved to Chuffington with the family. Pudsey is able to speak. -
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Very much Hillbilly -
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Registered 7 years agoDecks wrote:
The film is about 2012 Britain's Got Talent winner Pudsey the dog on an adventure. Pudsey uses his ability to walk on his hind legs and knock people over to save the day. Pudsey starts as a dog in a movie set, but he ends up fired after causing havoc. Pudsey runs away in disgrace and catches a bus, and there are several school kids on there. The situation turns sinister.
When the bus stops, Pudsey runs down the street. Some bullies from the bus bully some other kids. Pudsey runs back and knocks the bullies over. The bullied kids take Pudsey home with them. The situation turns sinister. They are siblings and their names are Molly, Tommy and George. Tommy does not speak much. The kids' mum gets rid of Pudsey so the family can move house after the dad died. The situation turns sinister.
Molly, George and Tommy take Pudsey to a lady who looks after dogs. The situation turns sinister. But the lady turns out to be evil after she says she is going to dye him pink and do horrible things to him like she has done to some poodles. Pudsey, because he is specially trained, opens the door and runs away, and jumps into a white van. The poodles escape too. The white van turns out to be the van that is moving the siblings' things, so Pudsey is moved to Chuffington with the family. Pudsey is able to speak. The situation turns sinister. -
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Registered 7 years agoTo be fair I can't quantify Digi's Mr Biffo with the Biffo who wrote the fucking Pudsey movie. -
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Registered 19 years agoFound Footage will probably be the only time I get my name in the same set of credits as Charlie Brooker. -
neilka 23,739 posts
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Registered 15 years agoEpisode One!
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neilka 23,739 posts
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Registered 15 years agoI trust everyone has watched, considered and digested it by now. Enhance My Tarp is the funniest thing I've seen in a while, even before the Wozniak attack. -
Yeah I really liked it. It's definitely something different. Looking forward to more.
The bit at the start about movie ratings was my highlight I think.
"A load of goddamn teddy bears dicking around in the forest kissing each other on the butthole, ARE YOU A BABY?". Funny. The angry tone of the guy doing it was great.
LISTEN UP ASSHOLES
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richarddavies 8,108 posts
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Registered 12 years agodidn't realise this was out. I liked the wozniak song but that was about it. the German cat disco thing went over my head and I wasn't big on enhance my tarp either. I'll keep watching though because I'm a big fan of the site. the multiple articles he did recently just about his life and career were genuinely amazing. -
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Registered 5 years agoThey changed the pronunciation on goujon. 4/10 -
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Registered 18 years agoWhat did I just watch? @_@ -
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Registered 17 years agoSo is it joujon or goojon? I need to know. -
To get in line with the European markets it's coujon -
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Registered 19 years agoI'm glad they added subtitles to the enhance my tarp bit as well as cleaning up the sound since the cambridge premiere. Even with the cleaned up sound, I had to treat it like one of your dirty french movies to work out what the hell it was all about. Favourite bit was probably ghee-lord and his ghee balls, but I'd seen that already. Other than that, the Woz song was aces. -
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Registered 12 years agoYeah ghee lord was ace but as you say I've seen it too. I also liked it as I feel a kinship as i wear the exact same outfit as him to work.
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Registered 19 years agos'funny. I go as wobbly bob myself.
Edit: Not our erstwhile burger-loving forum member, fwiw.
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neilka 23,739 posts
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Registered 15 years agoThe first proper episode!
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I was at the premier on Saturday. It keeps getting better. Definitely not regretting throwing money at it.
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