Mr. Biffo's Found Footage

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  • neilka 9 Feb 2017 19:51:34 23,549 posts
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    Mr. Biffo of Digitiser fame has Kickstarted a web series, if what he's produced so far is anything to go by it could be very amusing indeed. The first full episode is out on 5th March.

    "Ghee-Lord" from Episode 1:



    The Pilot:



    Christmas Special:

  • twelveways 10 Feb 2017 10:43:43 7,131 posts
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    :D
  • Phattso 10 Feb 2017 11:16:23 25,768 posts
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    I could do without the image of gonads being dragged across an A500 that is now firmly planted into my brain. Thanks, Biffo. Thiffo.
  • Deleted user 10 February 2017 11:53:18
    Goujon John gets me every time.

    I wrote to Biffo when he came out of hibernation and he sent a very nice reply. Always loved Digi and wish him the best with this. I'll definitely be watching it.
  • mrpon 10 Feb 2017 12:15:10 36,380 posts
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    Flansy C-Bong

    :D
  • AceGrace 10 Feb 2017 12:33:27 3,269 posts
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    Phattso wrote:
    I could do without the image of gonads being dragged across an A500 that is now firmly planted into my brain. Thanks, Biffo. Thiffo.
    Which video is that on?
  • wuntyate 10 Feb 2017 12:36:12 15,317 posts
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    Always loved Biffo's sense of humour. Digitiser 2000 is well worth reading regularly as well as he fluctuates between abstract surrealism and social & political commentary, sometimes raising very good points in the process.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 10 Feb 2017 12:44:09 26,440 posts
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    He also wrote Pudsey: The Movie.
  • wuntyate 10 Feb 2017 12:46:42 15,317 posts
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    He did. That he did. Which he does refer to often. I think he might regret it.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 10 Feb 2017 12:49:57 26,440 posts
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    I had an email published on Digi back in the day. He took the piss out of my surname.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 10 Feb 2017 12:53:38 26,440 posts
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    Haha I think our very own CrazyNoodle wrote the plot synopsis on wiki.


    The film is about 2012 Britain's Got Talent winner Pudsey the dog on an adventure. Pudsey uses his ability to walk on his hind legs and knock people over to save the day. Pudsey starts as a dog in a movie set, but he ends up fired after causing havoc. Pudsey runs away in disgrace and catches a bus, and there are several school kids on there.

    When the bus stops, Pudsey runs down the street. Some bullies from the bus bully some other kids. Pudsey runs back and knocks the bullies over. The bullied kids take Pudsey home with them. They are siblings and their names are Molly, Tommy and George. Tommy does not speak much. The kids' mum gets rid of Pudsey so the family can move house after the dad died.

    Molly, George and Tommy take Pudsey to a lady who looks after dogs. But the lady turns out to be evil after she says she is going to dye him pink and do horrible things to him like she has done to some poodles. Pudsey, because he is specially trained, opens the door and runs away, and jumps into a white van. The poodles escape too. The white van turns out to be the van that is moving the siblings' things, so Pudsey is moved to Chuffington with the family. Pudsey is able to speak.
    Oh and I forgot to mention the dog can talk.
  • Deleted user 10 February 2017 12:56:25
    I have seen it
  • Deleted user 10 February 2017 12:56:45
    Very much Hillbilly
  • elstoof 10 Feb 2017 13:00:52 25,989 posts
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    He also wrote an episode of Eastenders where the emphasis was on the importance of family
  • wuntyate 10 Feb 2017 13:09:20 15,317 posts
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    Decks wrote:


    The film is about 2012 Britain's Got Talent winner Pudsey the dog on an adventure. Pudsey uses his ability to walk on his hind legs and knock people over to save the day. Pudsey starts as a dog in a movie set, but he ends up fired after causing havoc. Pudsey runs away in disgrace and catches a bus, and there are several school kids on there. The situation turns sinister.

    When the bus stops, Pudsey runs down the street. Some bullies from the bus bully some other kids. Pudsey runs back and knocks the bullies over. The bullied kids take Pudsey home with them. The situation turns sinister. They are siblings and their names are Molly, Tommy and George. Tommy does not speak much. The kids' mum gets rid of Pudsey so the family can move house after the dad died. The situation turns sinister.

    Molly, George and Tommy take Pudsey to a lady who looks after dogs. The situation turns sinister. But the lady turns out to be evil after she says she is going to dye him pink and do horrible things to him like she has done to some poodles. Pudsey, because he is specially trained, opens the door and runs away, and jumps into a white van. The poodles escape too. The white van turns out to be the van that is moving the siblings' things, so Pudsey is moved to Chuffington with the family. Pudsey is able to speak. The situation turns sinister.
  • wuntyate 10 Feb 2017 13:10:36 15,317 posts
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    To be fair I can't quantify Digi's Mr Biffo with the Biffo who wrote the fucking Pudsey movie.
  • Daryoon 10 Feb 2017 15:12:20 5,912 posts
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    Found Footage will probably be the only time I get my name in the same set of credits as Charlie Brooker.
  • neilka 5 Mar 2017 22:33:19 23,549 posts
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    Episode One!

  • neilka 13 Mar 2017 18:08:07 23,549 posts
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    I trust everyone has watched, considered and digested it by now. Enhance My Tarp is the funniest thing I've seen in a while, even before the Wozniak attack.
  • Deleted user 13 March 2017 18:15:00
    Yeah I really liked it. It's definitely something different. Looking forward to more.

    The bit at the start about movie ratings was my highlight I think.

    "A load of goddamn teddy bears dicking around in the forest kissing each other on the butthole, ARE YOU A BABY?". Funny. The angry tone of the guy doing it was great.

    LISTEN UP ASSHOLES

    Edited by MH-RobJenx at 18:15:38 13-03-2017
  • richarddavies 13 Mar 2017 18:33:29 7,868 posts
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    didn't realise this was out. I liked the wozniak song but that was about it. the German cat disco thing went over my head and I wasn't big on enhance my tarp either. I'll keep watching though because I'm a big fan of the site. the multiple articles he did recently just about his life and career were genuinely amazing.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 13 Mar 2017 18:38:27 26,440 posts
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    They changed the pronunciation on goujon. 4/10
  • JoeBlade 13 Mar 2017 18:38:34 5,246 posts
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    What did I just watch? @_@
  • oldskooldeano 13 Mar 2017 19:23:13 3,136 posts
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    So is it joujon or goojon? I need to know.
  • Deleted user 13 March 2017 19:27:30
    To get in line with the European markets it's coujon
  • mal 13 Mar 2017 22:08:41 29,326 posts
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    I'm glad they added subtitles to the enhance my tarp bit as well as cleaning up the sound since the cambridge premiere. Even with the cleaned up sound, I had to treat it like one of your dirty french movies to work out what the hell it was all about. Favourite bit was probably ghee-lord and his ghee balls, but I'd seen that already. Other than that, the Woz song was aces.
  • richarddavies 13 Mar 2017 22:13:54 7,868 posts
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    Yeah ghee lord was ace but as you say I've seen it too. I also liked it as I feel a kinship as i wear the exact same outfit as him to work.

    Edited by richarddavies at 22:14:12 13-03-2017
  • mal 13 Mar 2017 22:24:52 29,326 posts
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    s'funny. I go as wobbly bob myself.

    Edit: Not our erstwhile burger-loving forum member, fwiw.

    Edited by mal at 22:30:16 13-03-2017
  • neilka 11 Sep 2017 13:44:28 23,549 posts
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    The first proper episode!

  • Daryoon 11 Sep 2017 13:52:26 5,912 posts
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    I was at the premier on Saturday. It keeps getting better. Definitely not regretting throwing money at it.
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