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Deleted user 12 February 2017 07:27:21

Have a penis which could ejaculate milkshake or eradicate male pattern baldness (your penis doesn't do this, it just magically happens).

Note you can choose the flavor but only once and then forever it is that flavor, but you're not allowed to tell any potential conquests about it

BigOrkWaaagh 12 Feb 2017 07:32:20 10,554 posts
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We need more details. What kind of milkshake? Are we talking thin and frothy like Shmoo? Or strawberry lard like McDonalds? Further, does it come out like a regular ejaculation or it it like turning the milkshake tap on?

Deleted user 12 February 2017 07:34:13

It's the same amount of ejaculate and consistency as you normally produce, I'm not into playing God here

greg_wha 12 Feb 2017 07:34:17 1,392 posts
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Milkshake cock for defs.

Carlo 12 Feb 2017 07:35:10 21,801 posts
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Milkshake... Flavour: semem

Deleted user 12 February 2017 07:38:30

What does that taste like Carlo

challenge_hanukkah 12 Feb 2017 07:39:19 14,394 posts
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Man milkshake.

My wig is fairly convincing anyway.

Decks 12 Feb 2017 07:40:27 31,013 posts
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Semen is pretty delicious as it is.

BigOrkWaaagh 12 Feb 2017 07:47:03 10,554 posts
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If any females are answering this question do they magically grow a penis that produces milkshake? Or do they get flavoured fanny gunge?

Deleted user 12 February 2017 07:48:58

Okay, new one.

Would you rather have the ability to always do poos without needing to wipe, or the ability to finish the Guardian cryptic crossword

Deleted user 12 February 2017 07:49:40

BigOrkWaaagh wrote:
If any females are answering this question do they magically grow a penis that produces milkshake? Or do they get flavoured fanny gunge?

I hadn't considered the question from the perspective of any mythical creatures

hedben2013 12 Feb 2017 07:51:43 2,261 posts
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PES_Fanboy wrote:
Note you can choose the flavor but only once and then forever it is that flavor

Dealbreaker. At least give me an extra option for anyone who's lactose-intolerant, I'm not a monster

Deleted user 12 February 2017 08:32:13

Is there a way I can make money from the baldness cure? For example, I need to be near the person for it to happen. Does the wipeless exit require any special diet?

Fake_Blood 12 Feb 2017 08:35:20 11,093 posts
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That would be quite the act for the ladies, but then again, it also brings all the boys to the yard.

Trowel 12 Feb 2017 08:38:48 24,512 posts
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PES_Fanboy wrote:
Okay, new one.

Would you rather have the ability to always do poos without needing to wipe, or the ability to finish the Guardian cryptic crossword

Only one of those is going to give me a shot at winning Britain's Got Talent.

Deleted user 12 February 2017 08:41:39

Is Pes writing emergency questions for Richard Herring now?

BigOrkWaaagh 12 Feb 2017 08:56:09 10,554 posts
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Is the ability to solve the Guardian crossword a result of a general increase in intelligence, or is it just some kind of superpower like turning invisible or super strength?

Hey can you help us with this cure for cancer?
Nope
Hey do you have any thoughts on the global financial crisis?
Nope
Any ideas on the countdown conundrum?
Nope
I'm stuck on 1 across in the guardian crossword
Done

twelveways 12 Feb 2017 08:56:41 7,131 posts
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Stealth 'I'm bald and I don't like the taste of semen' post

Deleted user 12 February 2017 08:57:16

DukeSilver wrote:
Is there a way I can make money from the baldness cure? For example, I need to be near the person for it to happen. Does the wipeless exit require any special diet?

It's a blanket cure, so although good guys like Patrick Stewart are happy, so too is Paul Nuttall

Deleted user 12 February 2017 08:57:48

@BigOrkWaaagh it's just retard strength for crossword solving

elstoof 12 Feb 2017 09:05:23 28,125 posts
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Since I started on the coconut and pineapple plan my paste is indistinguishable from a can of M&S pina colada. Both myself and my wife are very happy

MrTomFTW Moderator 12 Feb 2017 09:19:36 47,501 posts
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These "would you rather" questions are not exactly difficult!

Deleted user 12 February 2017 09:25:25

How rude

simpleexplodingmaybe 12 Feb 2017 09:26:27 19,992 posts
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Hand made out of ham

Stoatboy 12 Feb 2017 10:53:37 116 posts
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I can already do the Guardian cryptic crossword most days so the no-wipe poo is a no-brainer.

Load_2.0 12 Feb 2017 11:01:40 33,582 posts
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Milkshake shit.

BigOrkWaaagh 12 Feb 2017 11:09:03 10,554 posts
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That would make 2 girls one cup amazing

Deleted user 12 February 2017 11:29:39

Definitely milkshake. Shaving my head all the time sucks anyway.

Deleted user 12 February 2017 11:30:12

BigOrkWaaagh wrote:
That would make 2 girls one cup amazing

2 girls 1 cup is amazing as it is, thank you

RyanDS 12 Feb 2017 11:33:48 14,073 posts
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I don't drink my own semen so don't really care what it tastes like. Curing baldness may make captain Picard like me though, so it is a no brainer.