Naughty words

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  • TAJB 25 Feb 2017 11:16:30 1,221 posts
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    Everyone has their favourite swear word. Personally, I like cunt because it packs a fair whack. My questions are;

    What's your favourite swear word?
    What word do you use for Penis and Vagina?

    Because they're funny words.
  • mAc6 25 Feb 2017 12:51:49 3,396 posts
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    ***n, *******n and **********n
  • challenge_hanukkah 25 Feb 2017 13:12:25 13,057 posts
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    Purple-headed warrior and quivering mound of love pudding.
  • elstoof 25 Feb 2017 13:13:10 25,989 posts
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    Teeny weeny and weeny teeny
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    Front bottom.
  • LegendaryApe 25 Feb 2017 13:41:48 2,109 posts
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    The Captains Hook and Ladygarden
  • brigadier 25 Feb 2017 13:47:02 1,036 posts
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    Little brother, lady area.
  • Stoatboy 25 Feb 2017 13:54:39 116 posts
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    Stranglewank, knob and minge (or mimsy in polite company).
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 25 Feb 2017 14:00:27 26,438 posts
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    YOUR. MOTHERS. LABIA.
  • Tryhard 25 Feb 2017 14:02:47 12,014 posts
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    Percy and Pussy.

    Percy chases pussy,

    Pussy purrs.

    Percy dives in.
  • markytonline83 25 Feb 2017 14:07:27 921 posts
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    Piss flaps
    Dicksplash
    Jizz Rag
    Axe wound
    Purple headed custard chucker
    Big veiny bang stick

    I could go on
  • vDoll 25 Feb 2017 14:09:26 2,380 posts
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    I like Widgy.
  • Deleted user 25 February 2017 14:10:05
    markytonline83 wrote:
    Jizz Rag
    Is he online again?
  • elstoof 25 Feb 2017 15:17:34 25,989 posts
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    Nigel Farage and Nicola Sturgeon
  • challenge_hanukkah 25 Feb 2017 15:25:50 13,057 posts
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    That Nigel Farage is a right Nigel Farage.
  • mangojoe 25 Feb 2017 15:26:27 2,489 posts
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    Cock and cock pocket and garden of fun
  • Deleted user 25 February 2017 17:43:53
    A spectre is haunting Europe - the spectre of Communism
  • beastmaster 25 Feb 2017 17:47:33 21,229 posts
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    My Fabulous Heatseeking Moisture Missle!
  • macmurphy 25 Feb 2017 18:46:01 4,312 posts
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    Fucktrumpet, schlong and spunk bucket.
  • superdelphinus 25 Feb 2017 18:51:33 10,404 posts
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    Only about two of these are swear words so far.

    I think I like the versatility of "shit" or the no nonsense "cunt". Fuck has become a word that people with low iq use to link words together then their brains are too slow to think of the right word, so that's off my list for now.
  • mal 25 Feb 2017 19:22:35 29,326 posts
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    All depends on the context, dunnit. I still tend to thing a swear word counts it it would make you go beetroot if you accidentally uttered it in the audience of the oldest direct female member of your family.
  • Deleted user 25 February 2017 20:56:09
    @superdelphinus True, "fuck" and "fucking" have lost almost all of their power due to people now using them as frequently as Smurfs say "smurf" or "smurfing" - and every bit as interchangeably with whatever word is lacking from their vocabulary.

    "Cunt" has still got power, though. That one still gets people's attention. We need to take good care of "cunt" and use it sparingly, otherwise we'll have nothing left to swear with satisfactorily.
  • Deleted user 25 February 2017 20:59:51
    I like racial epithets more than swears, honky
  • RaymondLuxuryYacht 25 Feb 2017 21:17:37 363 posts
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    ghostgate2001 wrote:
    "Cunt" has still got power, though. That one still gets people's attention. We need to take good care of "cunt" and use it sparingly, otherwise we'll have nothing left to swear with satisfactorily.
    In that case I suggest millicunts for ordinary day-to-day use, centicunts when one's rhubarb really has been rubbed, and then in ascending order of impact kilocunts, megacunts, and gigacunts as necessary.
  • Deleted user 25 February 2017 21:20:11
    On some level, I miss the wide range of insults which were available when I were a lad ... but I grew up in that era in the UK when you could call someone a "Joey" - complete with gurning, hunching, and wrist waggling - and get away with it. Not very acceptable nowadays. Call someone a "Joey" today and they'll probably think you're referring to "Friends", not the Deacon.
  • funkstar 25 Feb 2017 21:20:27 3,280 posts
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    BLIMP

    really gets on certain people's tits
  • DrStrangelove 25 Feb 2017 21:39:30 15,241 posts
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    Fuck off
  • wobbly_Bob 25 Feb 2017 22:46:31 5,162 posts
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    PES_Fanboy wrote:
    I like racial epithets more than swears, honky
    As a honky I find that offensive, canuck!
  • blobs 25 Feb 2017 23:00:27 605 posts
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    Salivating caterpillar and soggy nest of vipers
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