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Saul_Iscariot 25 Apr 2017 21:47:12 4,399 posts
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PES_Fanboy wrote:
FUCK NINTELLA

Funniest Forumite 2017 there. he had the balls to say what we should have all been thinking*.

* I was thinking can I circumnavigate the Sky Broadband filter on porn sites, but googling FUCK NINTELLA produced some near the knuckle images that got me most of the way there.

Carlo 25 Apr 2017 21:48:01 21,801 posts
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No-one ever imagined they turned into God playing a Nintendo, none of the designers of Nintendo systems smashed up their exotic car, and no-one ever kept a binder of achievements playing a Nintendo either.

I think I've said enough to convince everyone.

Doomspoon 25 Apr 2017 21:50:37 3,040 posts
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Saul_Iscariot wrote:

LegendaryApe wrote:
You are entitled to your opinion. My opinion: I like Minstrels. Way better than M & Ms
You cannot compare the two. Minstrels are larger than chocolate M&M's. And you are the second person in the last week that made the comparison. Smarties are closer to M&Ms, and if you are old enough you would know that Treets* are peanut M&Ms predecessors.

* There is no further point I want to make.

See my previous mentioning of Treets. Some people old enough will remember that peanut Treets were only one of the three varieties available, the other two being chocolate and toffee. Back in a time when Smarties came in a tube with a white background colour and you could get mint Pacers.

VanillaLake 25 Apr 2017 21:50:52 684 posts
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@Saul_Iscariot At least he didn't say Nintendo Shit.

Deleted user 25 April 2017 21:52:05

I'm a renegade who prefers Nutoka* to Nutella. I might start a thread titled 'Why I hate Nutella [Opinion Piece]

* Aldi's version of Nutella.

Deleted user 25 April 2017 21:52:20

1. It's 50p more than Nutoka

Deleted user 25 April 2017 21:53:05

2. They're too arrogant and only listen to their hard-core hazelnut based chocolate spread fans.

Deleted user 25 April 2017 21:53:35

3. Every tub is the same as the last one. Where's the innovation?

Deleted user 25 April 2017 21:54:09

FUCK NUTENDO

Deleted user 25 April 2017 21:54:39

4. Aldi don't always sell it so I have to make do with Nutoka.

Carlo 25 Apr 2017 21:55:57 21,801 posts
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andytheadequate wrote:
4. Aldi don't always sell it so I have to make do with Nutoka.

Yeah, because people buy them all, and resell them for profit on ebay. Scalping bastards!

Saul_Iscariot 25 Apr 2017 21:57:58 4,399 posts
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@Carlo Oh dear, I laughed too, too hard at that. Fuck PES.

Saul_Iscariot 25 Apr 2017 21:59:45 4,399 posts
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Just read it again and burst out laughing. I think I am turning into a caricature of Steve Carrell.

VanillaLake 25 Apr 2017 22:00:26 684 posts
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Is PES_Fanboy the PlayStation version of Smelly?

Deleted user 25 April 2017 22:02:47

I don't know what that means but yes

VanillaLake 25 Apr 2017 22:06:02 684 posts
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LOL Okay.

Saul_Iscariot 25 Apr 2017 22:06:39 4,399 posts
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@VanillaLake Possibly, but I have never had cause to put PES on ignore. If you want an honest appraisal he makes me laugh, smirk and sometimes think in a way I hadn't considered. PES is one of the good guys here.

Deleted user 25 April 2017 22:08:46

I think we need to remind people that PES does not do bum stuff.

VanillaLake 25 Apr 2017 22:09:15 684 posts
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@PES_Fanboy @Saul_Iscariot Yeah, he seems to be a nice guy. Thanks for the info. The forum needs some humour.

Edited by VanillaLake at 22:09:46 25-04-2017

Load_2.0 25 Apr 2017 22:12:56 33,582 posts
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Does it?

VanillaLake 25 Apr 2017 22:14:55 684 posts
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@DukeSilver In the beginning I thought Smelly was funny... One of the few Nintendo radicals that is not personally offensive nor too serious but just says innocent nonsense like "if you don't like Wiimote controls is because you need to strengthen your upper body". But lately all his comments are something like "you don't have games to play, xboners".

Saul_Iscariot 25 Apr 2017 22:15:06 4,399 posts
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@DukeSilver Aww, ain't that cute. You didn't offer him your balls covered in his own Nutella did you? The things he would do for that, and a mint copy of Hotel Mario.

Deleted user 25 April 2017 22:17:53

I am definitely an Xboner, not an Xbummer

Deleted user 25 April 2017 22:18:02

NO XBUM STUFF

Saul_Iscariot 25 Apr 2017 22:23:57 4,399 posts
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PES_Fanboy wrote:

NO XBUM STUFF

Yeah, you is an original 360, no HDMI port.

Deleted user 25 April 2017 22:28:35

I'm not sure about PES licking my Smelly Nutella nuts. We don't speak much.

Deleted user 25 April 2017 22:29:30

Strictly 60Hz

Deleted user 25 April 2017 22:31:29

People who post stuff like this make the internet such a joy. It's a shame they never post enough photos of their rigs in their bedrooms

Edited by CrispyXUKTurbo at 22:32:27 25-04-2017

Saul_Iscariot 25 Apr 2017 22:32:45 4,399 posts
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PES_Fanboy wrote:
Strictly 60Hz

In my day you had to hold the B button on your Gamecube controller to get that sort of action Sunshine.

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