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Bond 25 - Cuntpuncher/No Time to Die - Out April 2020 • Page 13
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bone-on 805 posts
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gammonbanter 2,283 posts
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Registered 14 years agoI wonder if they could do a super realistic Bond film and teach us a thing or two about how modern espionage plays out! We're all bored by meaningless action.
Or, give the Bond code name to a hacker who works for MI6, there were a spate of crappy hacker films 20 years ago, no one ever got it right! -
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Registered 3 years agoMaybe they could do a procedural drama based on the social networking battle against radicalisation, that'd really pack them in -
JamboWayOh 25,237 posts
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Registered 8 years agogammonbanter wrote:
I can totally see it, Bond saves the world and defeats the villain by calling the police on him after sending him some untraceable child porn and then gets up from his chair and takes the japanese love doll out of his wardrobe and gives it a wipe down with a wetwipe. Fin.
I wonder if they could do a super realistic Bond film and teach us a thing or two about how modern espionage plays out! We're all bored by meaningless action.
Or, give the Bond code name to a hacker who works for MI6, there were a spate of crappy hacker films 20 years ago, no one ever got it right! -
JamboWayOh 25,237 posts
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Registered 8 years agoAlternatively, Bond is technically a civil servant so I'm sure it'll give us a white knuckle ride of sending the villain an immigration form and continually ask for evidence of his income, spousal income, dependants and addresses for the last 20 years, culminating in the heart pounding scene where Blofeld appeals his rejected application.
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fontgeeksogood 12,913 posts
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Registered 3 years agoDammit Bond, you KNOW your TPS reports are due!
Bond smiled wryly. He had no respect for these rules. Also, he knew that he could claim he was working on these at the weekend despite going home at 1PM on the Friday -
askew 24,121 posts
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Registered 16 years agoJamboWayOh wrote:
Bond locks himself inside a suitcase (from the inside!) and asphyxiwanks. His remains are found sometime later, when Moneypenny calls in.
gammonbanter wrote:
I can totally see it, Bond saves the world and defeats the villain by calling the police on him after sending him some untraceable child porn and then gets up from his chair and takes the japanese love doll out of his wardrobe and gives it a wipe down with a wetwipe. Fin.
I wonder if they could do a super realistic Bond film and teach us a thing or two about how modern espionage plays out! We're all bored by meaningless action.
Or, give the Bond code name to a hacker who works for MI6, there were a spate of crappy hacker films 20 years ago, no one ever got it right!
Russian involvement is suspected. -
JYM60 19,085 posts
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Registered 15 years agoJamboWayOh wrote:
If he's not on sick leave.
Alternatively, Bond is technically a civil servant so I'm sure it'll give us a white knuckle ride of sending the villain an immigration form and continually ask for evidence of his income, spousal income, dependants and addresses for the last 20 years, culminating in the heart pounding scene where Blofeld appeals his rejected application. -
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Glol I forgot that was a real thing. -
beastmaster 22,373 posts
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Registered 17 years agoNicholas Hoult? -
fontgeeksogood 12,913 posts
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gammonbanter 2,283 posts
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Registered 14 years agoJamboWayOh wrote:
Why not, completely reimagining the character as a pen pusher who stumbles onto something big is better than him going on an adventure with a pensioner and recreating home alone!
Alternatively, Bond is technically a civil servant so I'm sure it'll give us a white knuckle ride of sending the villain an immigration form and continually ask for evidence of his income, spousal income, dependants and addresses for the last 20 years, culminating in the heart pounding scene where Blofeld appeals his rejected application. -
JamboWayOh 25,237 posts
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neilka 24,025 posts
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Registered 10 years agoBond runs for an MP position with the Tories, boasting his "extensive military experience" and takes down some baddies in London with JUST A PEN. then gets elected to PM on a wave of support from The Sun and Daily Mail. -
gammonbanter 2,283 posts
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Registered 14 years agoWake me up after the next Bond escapes from an exploding building at the end of the film! -
Trowel 24,512 posts
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Registered 18 years ago"No Time To Die"
https://twitter.com/007/status/1163843400644403200 -
Mola_Ram 26,196 posts
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Registered 9 years agoI preferred Cuntpuncher. -
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Registered 12 years agoNot sure why, but that font is very evocative of the Moore era for some reason. -
gammonbanter wrote:
Isn't that sort of Jack Ryan you're describing?
JamboWayOh wrote:
Why not, completely reimagining the character as a pen pusher who stumbles onto something big is better than him going on an adventure with a pensioner and recreating home alone!
Alternatively, Bond is technically a civil servant so I'm sure it'll give us a white knuckle ride of sending the villain an immigration form and continually ask for evidence of his income, spousal income, dependants and addresses for the last 20 years, culminating in the heart pounding scene where Blofeld appeals his rejected application.
I'm kind of done with Bond. Nothing matched Casino Royale and although they tried to actually have a narrative for once through Craig's tenure it all failed imo. Skyfall dumbfounded me as to its critical reception.
I expect the next Bond actor to have a resurgent film that enthuses the populace suitably directed by Martin Campbell and the ensuing run of diminished returns taking in another embarrassing 'anniversary' installment. Then hopefully taken out back and shot.
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Syrette 51,181 posts
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Registered 19 years agoIt's such a clichéd Bond film name. -
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Registered 12 years agoShould've called it "Bond: Endgame". -
Syrette wrote:
Yes incredibly.
It's such a clichéd Bond film name.
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thelzdking wrote:
Ethan Hunt, Salt, that one with Charlize Theron and Red Sparrow all walk through portals?
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Registered 7 years agoThis one is based on Mark Francois’ unpublished autobiography. -
beastmaster 22,373 posts
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Registered 17 years agoTrailer will probably be out before the end of the week. Sphlendid.
Edit: Font used on the title is being compared to The Love Boat title. Who did it better?
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Mola_Ram wrote:
Damned, every time I read that it starts playing in my head to the tune of Bassey's Goldfinger
I preferred Cuntpuncher.
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