Bond 25 - Cuntpuncher/No Time to Die - Out April 2020 Page 14

  • JamboWayOh 21 Aug 2019 13:47:18 18,708 posts
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    fontgeeksogood wrote:
    He's the man
    The man with the smelly watch
    Each cinema ticket comes with a complimentary packet of Scampi Nik Naks.
  • gooner77 21 Aug 2019 17:14:35 1,475 posts
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    Time to change the thread title to 'No Time to Die April 2020' ?
  • mothercruncher 21 Aug 2019 17:37:46 17,602 posts
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    You Only Cunt Twice?

    Cuntopussy?
  • Deleted user 21 August 2019 18:06:22
    Cuntopussy: Bond, you always were a cunning tautologist
  • BinaryBob101 21 Aug 2019 18:32:37 27,747 posts
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    @gooner77 Which of the many mods of the forum will get that done then?
  • Deleted user 21 August 2019 18:50:36
    No Mods No Cry
  • richarddavies 21 Aug 2019 19:03:59 7,578 posts
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    I would much prefer it if they changed it to Cuntpuncher. Like I really, strongly am all for it.
  • Deleted user 21 August 2019 19:12:11
    It's not like it isn't in keeping with the traditional sexually aggressive overtones.
  • Juz 22 Aug 2019 10:42:53 3,399 posts
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    Cuntfinger.
    Thundercunt.

    ..or more in-keeping with Cuntpuncher: Cuntraker.
  • neilka 22 Aug 2019 12:11:17 23,263 posts
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    It looks like we got the thread title change 🤔
  • beastmaster 22 Aug 2019 12:29:03 20,429 posts
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    Brilliant!
  • Kay 22 Aug 2019 12:31:24 20,493 posts
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    Love the name, got a real old-school Bond vibe to it. Get Shirley Bassey in to do the theme tune stat.
  • richarddavies 22 Aug 2019 12:43:14 7,578 posts
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    Thank you!
  • Ignatius_Cheese Moderator 22 Aug 2019 12:47:07 11,091 posts
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    /tips hat
  • JamboWayOh 22 Aug 2019 13:18:52 18,708 posts
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    Lol, brilliant.
  • You-can-call-me-kal 22 Aug 2019 13:46:47 19,380 posts
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    He thought heís punched his last cunt. He was wrong.

    Some cunts just need to be punched.

    Itís a dirty cunt, but someoneís got to punch it.

    A tale of cunts. And punching.
  • JamboWayOh 22 Aug 2019 13:51:55 18,708 posts
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    The Spy who Cunt Punched Me
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 22 Aug 2019 13:54:03 24,272 posts
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    Cunt Puncher (do doooo do)
    He's the man, the man who will punch a cunt
    He'll punch your cunt

    Such a cunt puncher (do dooo do)
    Its unwise to let him near a quim
    He'll punch it in!
  • Rivuzu 22 Aug 2019 13:57:17 18,378 posts
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    How did you miss the chance for Cuntpunter instead
  • JamboWayOh 22 Aug 2019 14:16:25 18,708 posts
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    For Your Cunt Punch Only James...
  • Deleted user 22 August 2019 15:04:03
    Cuntpuncher
    He's the man, the man with the violent crush
    Your wife, he'll thrust
    Such bold five fingers
    Wrecking ball, enters her den of sin
    At speed, smashed in
  • JoeBlade 22 Aug 2019 17:00:08 4,880 posts
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    I already have the title track for Bond 26:

    Punching cunts forever, they are all I need to please me
    They can stimulate and tease me
    They won't leave in the night
    I've no fear that they might desert me
    etc

    It fits so well it's almost eerie
  • JamboWayOh 22 Aug 2019 17:07:58 18,708 posts
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    Just to clarify, does the punch penetrate the cunt at all or does it purely affect the labia?

    Edited by JamboWayOh at 17:10:19 22-08-2019
  • JoeBlade 22 Aug 2019 17:10:38 4,880 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    Just to clarify, does the punch penetrate the cunt at all?
    No idea but I know this much: Bond ain't no... One Punch Man




    We'll still be at this in 2025, won't we?
  • beastmaster 22 Aug 2019 17:15:01 20,429 posts
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    Is Rami Malek playing Cock Knocker?
  • gooner77 22 Aug 2019 22:58:16 1,475 posts
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    'I think he's attempting re entry sir.'

    Love the new thread title 😆
  • neilka 7 Sep 2019 00:32:05 23,263 posts
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    The Spy Who Loved Me (Pissing)
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-49614505
  • mrpon 7 Sep 2019 07:12:56 36,113 posts
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    Clockedapussy
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 7 Sep 2019 07:16:24 24,272 posts
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    Winner.
  • beastmaster 6 Oct 2019 16:46:49 20,429 posts
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    Shit Poster

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