Bond 25 - Cuntpuncher/No Time to Die - Out April 2020 Page 17

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  • richarddavies 10 Dec 2019 06:47:18 7,012 posts
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    Lukus wrote:
    beastmaster wrote:
    A much better poster for IMAX

    Is Bond bored? He seems to be doing donuts in the carpark...
    He was doing his shopping at lidl and got told that plastic bags aren't free now and he'd have to buy 3 at 10p each.
    He didn't like that so now he's doing donuts in the car park.
    The maverick.
  • IRWATWO 10 Dec 2019 06:49:25 419 posts
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    richarddavies wrote:
    Lukus wrote:
    beastmaster wrote:
    A much better poster for IMAX

    Is Bond bored? He seems to be doing donuts in the carpark...
    He was doing his shopping at lidl and got told that plastic bags aren't free now and he'd have to buy 3 at 10p each.
    He didn't like that so now he's doing donuts in the car park.
    The maverick.
    That's a better plot than the last one :)
  • Dougs 14 Jan 2020 16:11:26 91,686 posts
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    Billie Eillish confirmed as having written and performed the theme tune
  • richarddavies 14 Jan 2020 16:15:23 7,012 posts
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    Oh.....
  • askew 14 Jan 2020 16:17:47 20,531 posts
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    Should be a banger
  • Dougs 14 Jan 2020 16:18:54 91,686 posts
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    Can honestly say I have no idea even what genre she performs. Can't be worse than Sam Smith, surely?!
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 14 Jan 2020 16:30:58 22,213 posts
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    Just google image searched her. She looks fucking chipper.
  • Dirt3 14 Jan 2020 16:40:23 526 posts
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    Can you even do doughnuts in that car.

    Edit why would a spy ever want to do doughnuts anyway. Spies are either chased or being chased, not going round and round in circles which makes you an easy target.

    Edited by Dirt3 at 17:20:27 14-01-2020
  • cowell 14 Jan 2020 16:45:48 2,074 posts
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    Do James Bond fans have issues with dogs?

    Ive seen the complaints about Idris being Bond and the latest choice for theme song, so I’m two thirds of the way to a great riff on the old racist sign

    No Eilish
    No Dogs
    No Blacks
  • Your-Mother 14 Jan 2020 17:12:14 3,421 posts
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    No Time To Duh
  • Jono62 14 Jan 2020 17:47:58 23,338 posts
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    He songs are a bit out there and she dresses oddly. and is always smiling

    https://assets.teenvogue.com/photos/5ded0b2c528405000948715a/master/w_1600%2Cc_limit/GettyImages-1192575841.jpg
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 14 Jan 2020 17:51:50 22,213 posts
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    Can you make me look like an 80's sofa bed please?
  • JYM60 14 Jan 2020 18:00:29 18,054 posts
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    One of these 'alternative' characters? Probably be a better song than the last one.
  • drhickman1983 14 Jan 2020 18:03:32 6,281 posts
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    I kinda like Billie eyelid tbh, based on the one song I know.

    Actually, I do know she did a song named after the criminally over looked Xbox arcade game ilomilo, so she gets a pass from me. Just no idea how she'll translate to a bond theme.
  • thelzdking 14 Jan 2020 18:15:44 9,781 posts
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    Dougs wrote:
    Billie Eillish confirmed as having written and performed the theme tune
    So we can expect something so low-key as to be barely audible then. At least it'll be different for a Bond theme.
  • Saul_Iscariot 14 Jan 2020 18:38:41 3,303 posts
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    I just put her on YouTube, out of five songs that I listened to, I made it through one and a half. My cousins kids love her, and I am not the target demographic.
  • sport 14 Jan 2020 20:13:16 15,489 posts
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    Honestly I'm just relieved it wasn't Ed Sheeran.
  • mothercruncher 14 Jan 2020 20:39:09 16,955 posts
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    It’ll never be as good as SKKYYYYYFOOOOAAAWL

    By ”good”, I mean ”doggedly by the numbers”.
  • bone-on 14 Jan 2020 21:22:25 473 posts
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    I want something Beaty and a bit cuntpunchery nothing feeble and whiney like spectres

    More a view to a killish
  • beastmaster 15 Jan 2020 18:15:51 19,694 posts
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    The producers have officially confirmed to the surprise of nobody that they are keeping James Bond as a man.

    Also in the interview, they said they were looking to do a Jinxx spin-off but he studio got cold feet at the $80 million budget.

    Edited by beastmaster at 18:16:07 15-01-2020
  • Derblington 15 Jan 2020 18:18:29 32,321 posts
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    Watch their feet warm after Black Widow does the numbers.
  • beastmaster 15 Jan 2020 18:36:31 19,694 posts
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    I don't know if they'd go with Halle Berry as Jinxx as most people are tying to forget Die Another Day even existed. If they'd go for a spin-off with Lashana Lynch, I'd be well up for that.
  • JYM60 15 Jan 2020 18:42:16 18,054 posts
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    Derblington wrote:
    Watch their feet warm after Black Widow does the numbers.
    Or they'll not read anything into the complete anomaly that is Marvel.
  • SuperSoupy 15 Jan 2020 18:46:44 150 posts
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    Yeah Black Widow won't do the numbers 'cos it's a female led action movie. It'll do the numbers because it's MCU.
  • JamboWayOh 15 Jan 2020 18:52:17 16,597 posts
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    SuperSoupy wrote:
    Yeah Black Widow won't do the numbers 'cos it's a female led action movie. It'll do the numbers because it's MCU.
    Exactly.
  • beastmaster 17 Jan 2020 21:28:58 19,694 posts
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    2 hours 54 fucking minutes!
  • JamboWayOh 17 Jan 2020 21:30:20 16,597 posts
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    Haha wtf?!
  • Saul_Iscariot 17 Jan 2020 21:31:15 3,303 posts
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    beastmaster wrote:
    2 hours 54 fucking minutes!
    Longest wank in history without pharmaceuticals?
  • beastmaster 17 Jan 2020 21:32:01 19,694 posts
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    I think I’d be more worried about the other end!

    Edit: Runtime anxiously.

    Edited by beastmaster at 21:32:57 17-01-2020
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