Bond 25 - Cuntpuncher/No Time to Die - Out April 2020 Page 20

  • Graxlar_v3 14 Feb 2020 17:20:48 10,463 posts
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    So where did cuntpuncher come from?
  • beastmaster 14 Feb 2020 17:55:58 21,216 posts
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    sport wrote:
    What car?
    Beamer Screamer. Still really fucking cool.



    Edited by beastmaster at 17:56:09 14-02-2020
  • Saul_Iscariot 17 Feb 2020 03:31:03 3,790 posts
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    I quite like The world is not enough by Garbage.
  • davidfowles 17 Feb 2020 08:55:50 211 posts
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    Bond songs I recall fondly:

    Goldfinger
    A View To A Kill
    Live And Let Die
    Goldeneye
    The Spy Who Loved Me
    Never Say Never Again
    Sky fall

    If thereís others Iíd put on a mixtape I probably havenít seen the movie yet (eg havenít seen on her majestyís)
  • askew 17 Feb 2020 09:12:15 21,791 posts
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    From Russia With Love > *
  • fontgeeksogood 17 Feb 2020 09:20:24 10,581 posts
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    OHMSS is the best theme tune. Particularly the Propellerheads remix, which, I believe the kids would say, slaps
  • Dougs 17 Feb 2020 09:25:21 95,416 posts
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    @davidfowles You really need to see OHMSS. It's a great story (even if Lazenby is average) and gives a good insight into the Character in years to come.
  • fontgeeksogood 17 Feb 2020 09:33:15 10,581 posts
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    It's the origin story of how he first punches a cunt
  • davidfowles 17 Feb 2020 09:41:24 211 posts
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    Iíve heard OHMSS is surprisingly good, given that it seems shit.
  • EMarkM 17 Feb 2020 09:41:44 4,975 posts
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    Dougs wrote:
    @davidfowles You really need to see OHMSS. It's a great story (even if Lazenby is average) and gives a good insight into the Character in years to come.
    Iíve always felt that Lazenby was very underrated. I love that film, itís one of my favourites, and Diana Rigg is lovely in it too.
  • nickthegun 17 Feb 2020 10:01:19 82,941 posts
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    I just canít listen to that now, it makes me cringe. Most music I listen to has aged reasonably well but big beat is so of its time, it makes me eat my fist in embarrassment.
  • fontgeeksogood 17 Feb 2020 10:04:36 10,581 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    I just canít listen to that now, it makes me cringe. Most music I listen to has aged reasonably well but big beat is so of its time, it makes me eat my fist in embarrassment.
    Counter point: you are wrong and you should be ashamed

    ;)
  • sport 17 Feb 2020 10:15:49 16,278 posts
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    Polka bond or GTFO!
  • monkman76 17 Feb 2020 10:44:14 16,531 posts
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    The Propellerheads were always so big beat by numbers as well. Ticked all the boxes but missing something.
  • AcidSnake 17 Feb 2020 11:10:02 8,343 posts
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    Graxlar_v3 wrote:
    So where did cuntpuncher come from?
    Thaddeus Powerhit was officially born in the 1988 to a single mother who died in childbirth, though it's been suspected the long since bankrupted company GenAugment had something to to with his birth.
    Raised in Detroit by his great uncle he quickly got recruited by the CIA for his innate cunt punching abilities which he used with reckless abandon on the streets.
    Quickly rising through the ranks he came to see Felix Leiter as a father figure and stopped punching random cunts earning him the rank of Cuntpuncher (licensed to punch cunts).

    Sent undercover in 2019 to Ukraine to help convince their government to investigate Hunter Biden he was quickly disavowed by his own government to avoid the president's impeachment. He joined ranks with Ukranian rebels fighting against Russia in Crimea.
    Cuntpunching his way through the front lines and hell bent on revenge he decides to target the Russian premier to destabilise their government and in turn the puppet US president they had installed.

    Bond is sent to stop Cuntpuncher to avoid international incidents though when he finally manages to catch up with him in a nerve gas factory (after a dance club scene and a motorbike chase through the Moscow metro system) all Bond sees is another orphan made into a weapon. As the Russian premier's main bodyguard, Olga Innuendovskaya arrives Cuntpuncher races towards her to do what he does best. Bond finds himself torn between his orders, what is right and his allegiance to Felix (who had previously asked him to spare Cuntpuncher, as he was like a son to him after he lost his real son to sharks, sent to kill him by the Sinaloa cartel kingpin)...

    Yeah, just a run of the mill origin story...
  • RGeefe 17 Feb 2020 11:25:37 1,308 posts
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    OHMSS really is the bastard child of Bond, which is a shame because it could have been a fantastic way to take the character into the 70s. Lazenby is ok - Dalton would have done it better - and I believe he was approached for the role at the time but considered himself too young.

    It's Rigg that elevates it. absolutely worth a watch and really the only time in the series they've been proactive in trying to take it in a new direction.
  • fontgeeksogood 17 Feb 2020 12:04:45 10,581 posts
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    monkman76 wrote:
    The Propellerheads were always so big beat by numbers as well. Ticked all the boxes but missing something.
    NO! STOP GETTING THE PROPELLERHEADS WRONG
  • KnuttinAtoll 17 Feb 2020 15:10:46 8,196 posts
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    davidfowles wrote:
    Bond songs I recall fondly:

    Goldfinger
    A View To A Kill
    Live And Let Die
    Goldeneye
    The Spy Who Loved Me
    Never Say Never Again
    Sky fall

    If thereís others Iíd put on a mixtape I probably havenít seen the movie yet (eg havenít seen on her majestyís)
    You Only Live Twice is decent also when it comes to the older stuff, and Diamonds Are Forever is great.

    As far as the more recent films go, Casino Royale's track is still by far the best.
  • SuperSoupy 17 Feb 2020 18:02:52 225 posts
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    I've got a soft spot for Moonraker (song).

    Am sure Shirley Bassey can still sing too. It'd be great if they tapped her for one more, final Bond song.
  • bone-on 17 Feb 2020 18:04:55 563 posts
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    Worst songs, that Sam Smith abomination, Madonna Die another day and that quantum of solace shite.

    To be fair Daniel Craig has had some shit warbling over his title sequences.
  • bone-on 17 Feb 2020 18:05:38 563 posts
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    KnuttinAtoll wrote:
    davidfowles wrote:
    Bond songs I recall fondly:

    Goldfinger
    A View To A Kill
    Live And Let Die
    Goldeneye
    The Spy Who Loved Me
    Never Say Never Again
    Sky fall

    If thereís others Iíd put on a mixtape I probably havenít seen the movie yet (eg havenít seen on her majestyís)
    You Only Live Twice is decent also when it comes to the older stuff, and Diamonds Are Forever is great.

    As far as the more recent films go, Casino Royale's track is still by far the best.
    Licence to kill and the World is not Enough are decent fodder
  • fontgeeksogood 17 Feb 2020 18:19:06 10,581 posts
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    The one with the fat bird singing about crumble was alright
  • SuperSoupy 17 Feb 2020 18:45:36 225 posts
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    Tomorrow never Dies by Garbage was decent! As was World Is Not Enough.
    Pierce Brosnan had a good run of tunes until Madonna came along and shat all over it!

    Apparently Sam Smith wrote The Writing's On the Wall in about 15 mins... and you can tell. It's very sub-par.
  • mothercruncher 17 Feb 2020 21:17:39 18,017 posts
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    SKKKYYYYYYFFFOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAWWW
  • Dougs 17 Feb 2020 22:26:09 95,416 posts
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    fontgeeksogood wrote:
    The one with the fat bird singing about crumble was alright
    She is apparently considerably less fat now it seems. Good for her
  • Saul_Iscariot 18 Feb 2020 01:54:22 3,790 posts
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    mothercruncher wrote:
    SKKKYYYYYYFFFOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAWWW
    ScaaaaaaaaaaaffffffooooooOOOOOOOLLLLDDDDD.
  • RGeefe 18 Feb 2020 11:01:24 1,308 posts
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    Dougs wrote:
    fontgeeksogood wrote:
    The one with the fat bird singing about crumble was alright
    She is apparently considerably less fat now it seems. Good for her
    Shame. The bigger the waistband, the deeper the quicksand.
  • beastmaster 25 Feb 2020 16:46:41 21,216 posts
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  • mothercruncher 26 Feb 2020 08:52:18 18,017 posts
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    He mentions an ďemotional punchĒ at 1:15, which I think is coded language for ďcunt punchĒ but these film makers are tricksy.
  • RGeefe 26 Feb 2020 12:32:00 1,308 posts
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    Does this also change the meaning of him getting into fist fights?
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