Bond 25 - Cuntpuncher/No Time to Die - Out April 2020 Page 23

  • anephric 3 Sep 2020 15:55:58 5,274 posts
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    The baddie in QoS doesn't have a politically incorrect facial disfigurement, unless you count squinty eyes.
  • fontgeeksogood 3 Sep 2020 15:56:34 12,913 posts
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    Oh right. I thought QoS was dogshit even for Bond
  • beastmaster 3 Sep 2020 15:57:58 22,373 posts
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    fontgeeksogood wrote:
    Oh right. I thought QoS was dogshit even for Bond
    One of the worst. Still nowhere near as bad as Die Another Day or A View To A Kill (although I haven't seen this for years).
  • StarchildHypocrethes 3 Sep 2020 16:01:51 33,974 posts
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    A View to a Kill has Max Zorin though.

    And a blimp.
  • anephric 3 Sep 2020 16:02:18 5,274 posts
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    QoS is edited to within an inch of its life. It's quite painful to watch.

    I know a lot of it goes on these days, but when I watched Spectre again recently, the close-ups on Daniel Craig seemed very suspiciously smoothed.

    Edited by anephric at 16:02:55 03-09-2020
  • Deleted user 3 September 2020 16:05:35
    StarchildHypocrethes wrote:
    A View to a Kill has Max Zorin though.

    And a blimp.
    Yeah, it's pure 80s camp. Sure it's shit but in a fun way.

    Die Another Day couldn't be saved even by Halle Berry.
  • Baihu1983 3 Sep 2020 17:12:01 14,378 posts
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    You mean you didn't like seeing Bond ride a wave thanks to some 80s style CGI?
  • RGeefe 3 Sep 2020 17:17:06 2,409 posts
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    I quite like QoS. For a start, it's an actual sequel with a proper plot and has reverberations from the previous one. The action's still pretty good and Bond takes a kicking. In the later instalments he's just a robot. It's also under two hours, so the editing works for me.

    He also doesn't semi-rape anyone which he's sort of done in the last two.

    I will say it works better watching it within a week of Casino Royale but I'd happily put it on over about a dozen of the others.
  • fontgeeksogood 3 Sep 2020 17:55:54 12,913 posts
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    Nope. Dogshit
  • anephric 3 Sep 2020 19:19:55 5,274 posts
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    It's a flashy, overdirected mess. I like that it just carries straight on from Casino Royale, but that's about it. Dominic Greene is a woefully unthreatening villain, and the finale is meh.

    Theme song is pub karaoke special too.
  • Baihu1983 5 Sep 2020 06:27:50 14,378 posts
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    Well seems

    the Italian and Spanish trailers have given away a big spoiler


    As for the trailer it probably could have done with being about 30 seconds. Too much stuff given away but then that's nothing new now days and who needs a near 3 minute trailer?

    Edited by Baihu1983 at 06:35:14 05-09-2020
  • Baihu1983 19 Sep 2020 10:45:56 14,378 posts
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    Tom Hardy the favourite to take over as Bond.
    Some papers saying it's already been signed
  • Mola_Ram 19 Sep 2020 10:48:23 26,187 posts
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    Well at least he won't have to do an accent. Though he'll still probably try.
  • beastmaster 19 Sep 2020 10:55:42 22,373 posts
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    Not a bad choice at all. He’s 43 though so they can maybe get 2 or 3 films out of him.

    Until there’s an official announcement though, no point in getting hyped up. The amount of trouble they’ve had with this film, it could take a while to even start production.

    Unless they’ve already got a script and are ready to go. Maybe have Fukunaga locked in.
  • Ultrasoundwave 19 Sep 2020 12:02:44 6,439 posts
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    I highly doubt that this is official, absolutely no chance they’ll announce the next Bond before Craig has had his send off.

    I also doubt they’ll go with Hardy, very rarely they go with the “obvious” choice......if anything the rumours of James Norton getting it are more likely.
  • elstoof 19 Sep 2020 12:37:08 28,125 posts
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    Just had a cheeky flutter on Danny Dyer getting the nod, although gone a tenner each way on Jamie Bell to cover myself
  • RGeefe 19 Sep 2020 13:08:42 2,409 posts
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    It'll probably be Norton. Boring choice.

    Boyega or Jack O Connell for me.
  • You-can-call-me-kal 19 Sep 2020 13:11:07 23,013 posts
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    Boyega would be amazing. Deserves it after all the Star Wars shit.
  • RGeefe 19 Sep 2020 13:16:42 2,409 posts
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    Yes he would. I just want a younger Bond. Nobody over 35.

    Craig started at 36 but hung around far too long
    Brosnan started at 42 and looked naff by his third
    Dalton was 41 and got away with it


    But Moore... goddamn...he set a bad precedent

    Give it someone early 30s, do 3-4 solid films over 10 years then let it go dormant for a bit. Repeat.
  • elstoof 19 Sep 2020 13:19:03 28,125 posts
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    Give it Giggsy til the end of the year
  • Dougs 19 Sep 2020 13:25:18 100,414 posts
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    Boyega is a brilliant shout.
  • creepiest-lizard 19 Sep 2020 13:29:49 2,977 posts
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    Get a better director first.
    Oh wait, it's not that wanker who did American Beauty anymore. It's the True detective guy.
    This one might not actually be shit like the last four.

    Edited by creepiest-lizard at 13:32:32 19-09-2020
  • dfunked09 19 Sep 2020 13:30:12 2,406 posts
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    I can't quite picture him in the role... He's a bit on the chunky side!
    People have mentioned Hiddleton in the past, but he's going the opposite way - far too gaunt.

    Defo agree that we need a 30 something Bond for once though.
  • nickthegun 19 Sep 2020 13:33:41 87,711 posts
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    If you’re going white male again, I’m pitching Dan Stevens
  • dfunked09 19 Sep 2020 13:34:38 2,406 posts
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    @nickthegun
    So hot right now...
  • Syrette 19 Sep 2020 14:24:13 51,181 posts
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    RGeefe wrote:
    Yes he would. I just want a younger Bond. Nobody over 35.

    Craig started at 36 but hung around far too long
    Brosnan started at 42 and looked naff by his third
    Dalton was 41 and got away with it


    But Moore... goddamn...he set a bad precedent

    Give it someone early 30s, do 3-4 solid films over 10 years then let it go dormant for a bit. Repeat.
    Take it Lazenby is your favourite Bond?
  • You-can-call-me-kal 19 Sep 2020 14:29:03 23,013 posts
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    I don’t think there’s anything wrong with Bond being older. It’s Bond pretending to be young that’s painful. I’ve enjoyed Craig’s take on an actual ageing Bond.
  • elstoof 19 Sep 2020 14:56:22 28,125 posts
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    Dan Bilzarian was born for this
  • RGeefe 19 Sep 2020 15:03:43 2,409 posts
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    @Syrette Connery

    Lazenby is actually the worst thing in OHMSS. He's a duff actor but he's so different to Connery that it works.

    Generally, I like all of the Bonds for different reasons but can't hack it when they try and play him younger.

    Though the quasi rapeness of Craig really soured me.
  • elstoof 19 Sep 2020 15:04:00 28,125 posts
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    How much will it cost to buy Jodie Whitaker out of her Dr Who contract
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