Following I'm a real man's man - be in awe of my manly achievements Page 3

  • fontgeeksogood 21 Mar 2019 19:07:19 12,913 posts
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    Bumped for Gaycrush
  • anephric 21 Mar 2019 19:13:42 4,983 posts
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    I happened to be on-site when an HGV nearly twatted into a railway bridge a few months ago. There was a council guy there too but when I asked him for help stopping traffic whilst the inept HGV driver and his banksman did an Austin Powers million-point turn, he just shrugged and said he didn't want the responsibility.

    So I directed traffic in my hi-viz. The queue was about 500m long at one point, all gazing at me like I knew what the fuck I was doing and I'm visibly wincing when the HGV was fucking about.

    I had many testosterones that day.

    Edited by anephric at 19:14:13 21-03-2019
  • challenge_hanukkah 21 Mar 2019 19:16:30 14,118 posts
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    anephric wrote:
    I happened to be on-site when an HGV nearly twatted into a railway bridge a few months ago. There was a council guy there too but when I asked him for help stopping traffic whilst the inept HGV driver and his banksman did an Austin Powers million-point turn, he just shrugged and said he didn't want the responsibility.

    So I directed traffic in my hi-viz. The queue was about 500m long at one point, all gazing at me like I knew what the fuck I was doing and I'm visibly wincing when the HGV was fucking about.

    I had many testosterones that day.
    Not gonna lie, semi on here.
  • RyanDS 21 Mar 2019 19:17:33 13,958 posts
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    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    anephric wrote:
    I happened to be on-site when an HGV nearly twatted into a railway bridge a few months ago. There was a council guy there too but when I asked him for help stopping traffic whilst the inept HGV driver and his banksman did an Austin Powers million-point turn, he just shrugged and said he didn't want the responsibility.

    So I directed traffic in my hi-viz. The queue was about 500m long at one point, all gazing at me like I knew what the fuck I was doing and I'm visibly wincing when the HGV was fucking about.

    I had many testosterones that day.
    Not gonna lie, semi on here.
    Semi? I have a full on HGV on here
  • fontgeeksogood 21 Mar 2019 19:18:24 12,913 posts
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    Not all heroes wear capes
  • anephric 21 Mar 2019 19:19:32 4,983 posts
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    ORANGE ARMY
  • mrpon 19 Jul 2019 13:37:38 37,154 posts
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    Not that manly, but happy with my tree swing setup.

  • Tomo 19 Jul 2019 13:49:53 19,292 posts
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    More impressed by your ghost child.
  • Rogueywon 19 Jul 2019 13:50:38 11,530 posts
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    That's a bit Paranormal Activity, innit?
  • JamboWayOh 19 Jul 2019 13:52:59 23,750 posts
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    I assumed he had made a sex swing at first.
  • Load_2.0 19 Jul 2019 13:59:33 33,016 posts
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    100% built on a burial ground.
  • mrpon 19 Jul 2019 14:29:49 37,154 posts
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    :D and yes that's a spirit level on the seat. Anal? Me?!
  • crashVoodoo 19 Jul 2019 14:34:51 7,169 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    :D and yes that's a spirit level on the seat. Anal? Me?!
    anal with the spirit level....

    Edited by crashVoodoo at 14:35:49 19-07-2019
  • Load_2.0 19 Jul 2019 15:34:56 33,016 posts
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    So it is a sex swing.
  • Frogofdoom 19 Jul 2019 15:36:59 17,488 posts
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    Notice you can easily remove the swing attachment and use the straps for a sex swing.
  • mrpon 19 Jul 2019 15:41:19 37,154 posts
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    They we go, someones paying attention! In fact, I've got other attachments in front of me now. It's quite a universal solution.
  • Dirtbox 19 Jul 2019 17:54:09 92,343 posts
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    Since the last thread where I was masturbating at the window over some lumberjacks, I have become a tech director in a theatre, which makes me a master carpenter and a master electrician. I now have the intricate knowledge of wood that I have always dreamed of. I can bang some dry wall screws through some 2x4 and screw a bit of plywood to it with the best of them.

    Suck meeee
  • elstoof 19 Jul 2019 20:31:34 27,121 posts
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    Drywall screws are really hard to screw into wood without torquing out and grinding the head, big kudos man
  • Dirtbox 19 Jul 2019 21:39:24 92,343 posts
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    My screw gun knows no obstacles.
  • simpleexplodingmaybe 15 Aug 2019 22:39:34 17,421 posts
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    Dismantled a shed, moved it to a different village and rebuilt it on my allotment.

    During the dismantling I got to use an impact driver. Smashing a screw so hard that forms a new head is bashed into it is satisfying work.
  • BreadBinLidHero 15 Aug 2019 22:52:25 10,570 posts
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    Changed the car battery.
  • JamboWayOh 15 Aug 2019 22:53:20 23,750 posts
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    I just got hard for both of you. Threeway?
  • simpleexplodingmaybe 15 Aug 2019 22:56:16 17,421 posts
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    I'll pack the driver
  • BreadBinLidHero 15 Aug 2019 23:00:10 10,570 posts
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    I'll bring the vice.
  • barchetta 15 Aug 2019 23:55:21 3,216 posts
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    I've got wood. Lots of wood. This weekend I will be scratchbuilding the crucible of manly creativity - a workbench......

    Well, it's actually for my youngest to Dremel his way to making small objects that will no doubt get strewn around the house like elegant caltrops.

    Edited by barchetta at 23:56:27 15-08-2019
  • anephric 16 Aug 2019 00:04:39 4,983 posts
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    I chainsawed a tree that was damming a brook into bits the other day.

    /alpha
  • Some_Goats 16 Aug 2019 06:35:12 190 posts
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    In some ways, I am male alpha. I'm tall & broad. I work out. I'm confident and try to be kind. Men generally get nervous around me and I get on well with women. I'm content with myself, weaknesses and all.

    However, when conversation turns to cars, motorbikes, cricket, wallpapering etc, I have to make my excuses and leave. It's just not in me. I'd rather talk about food, comedy or, of course, our beloved gaming.
  • BreadBinLidHero 16 Aug 2019 06:39:37 10,570 posts
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    Any true alpha male should be able to comfortably discuss wallpapering.
  • Some_Goats 16 Aug 2019 07:11:30 190 posts
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    thelzdking wrote:
    Any true alpha male should be able to comfortably discuss wallpapering.
    I'll discuss you in a minute.
  • elstoof 16 Aug 2019 07:56:03 27,121 posts
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    Men probably get nervous because they’re dreading the inevitable dry conversation with you
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