Huge flour spill in motorway accident (M25) • Non-Gaming • News and Politics • Eurogamer.net

Deleted user 5 August 2017 17:06:27

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-40836650

Be careful who you tell, this information is on a kneed to dough basis.

elstoof 5 Aug 2017 17:09:41 28,125 posts
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Knead

Deleted user 5 August 2017 17:10:47

Bollocks... too late now to change it!

Edited by telboy007 at 17:11:00 05-08-2017

neilka 5 Aug 2017 17:21:43 24,021 posts
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Loaf in the fast lane

Deleted user 5 August 2017 17:23:26

Talk about a half baked opening post!

senso-ji 5 Aug 2017 17:27:32 10,271 posts
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telboy007 wrote:
Bollocks... too late now to change it!

No knead to get all rye-led up.

elstoof 5 Aug 2017 17:28:38 28,125 posts
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Always check how things are spelt before posting

elstoof 5 Aug 2017 17:28:54 28,125 posts
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Or you'll prove to be a bit of a wally

elstoof 5 Aug 2017 17:29:50 28,125 posts
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Don't just be as good as the rest

elstoof 5 Aug 2017 17:30:07 28,125 posts
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You need to rise above all other

yegon 5 Aug 2017 17:34:08 6,511 posts
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elstoof wrote:
Always check how things are spelt before posting

It was the yeast he could have done.

Deleted user 5 August 2017 17:35:45

Something something bread something.

Frogofdoom 5 Aug 2017 17:37:01 17,973 posts
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Also its on the m5 so this is fake news.

X201 5 Aug 2017 17:37:11 22,150 posts
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Did the lorry roll over?

yegon 5 Aug 2017 17:44:09 6,511 posts
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Only after it did a doughnut.

Deleted user 5 August 2017 17:44:12

I doughnut know how this could have happened, but it's breadful.

theguyfromspark 5 Aug 2017 18:02:05 155 posts
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It's only effecting traffic heading yeastbound

richardiox 5 Aug 2017 18:04:15 10,097 posts
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Something something traffic jam?

Trafford 5 Aug 2017 18:06:36 9,358 posts
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Road will baked up for flours.

Deleted user 5 August 2017 18:22:08

Like dandruff but eatable

X201 5 Aug 2017 19:27:55 22,150 posts
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These puns are pasta their best

Your-Mother 5 Aug 2017 19:47:00 8,172 posts
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BREAD

JamboWayOh 5 Aug 2017 19:50:21 25,236 posts
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Strong white flour, salt, yeast, water.

Deleted user 5 August 2017 20:36:19

Wait... i got the motorway wrong? D'ough!

mickerty 5 Aug 2017 23:09:10 345 posts
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At yeast no one was injured

challenge_hanukkah 5 Aug 2017 23:26:00 14,394 posts
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I like Rathbones

neilka 5 Aug 2017 23:27:17 24,021 posts
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Good to see the workers were wearing Ho-vis jackets.

Gibroon 6 Aug 2017 00:12:01 2,658 posts
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Thread fails due to lack of baps

Bread now back on track.