Danish Submarine murder (?) Page 3

  • Load_2.0 30 Oct 2017 12:39:46 28,783 posts
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    robc84 wrote:
    None of this explains why he cut her up afterwards...
    It's pretty much standard operating procedure on submarines.
  • JamboWayOh 30 Oct 2017 12:41:43 11,831 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    robc84 wrote:
    None of this explains why he cut her up afterwards...
    It's pretty much standard operating procedure on submarines.
    Everyone knows a tidy submarine is a happy submarine.
  • DFawkes Friendliest Forumite, 2016 16 Jan 2018 13:31:12 32,217 posts
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    He has now been formally charged.

    Kim Wall death: Prosecutors formally charge Danish inventor
  • DaM 16 Jan 2018 13:42:44 17,269 posts
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    Unlucky. Could happen to anyone.
  • DFawkes Friendliest Forumite, 2016 16 Jan 2018 14:15:36 32,217 posts
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    She accidentally died of carbon monoxide poisoning so he cut her body up and chucked it in the sea. That's his story! I don't get why he doesn't just plead guilty. Even his own version of events is ridiculous, and I don't think the multiple stories he made up before that will do him any favours.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 16 Jan 2018 14:17:09 18,495 posts
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    We've all been there. If I had a pound for every time I've taken a woman out in my homemade submarine and her heads fell off, I'd be a very rich man.
  • JamboWayOh 16 Jan 2018 14:19:16 11,831 posts
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    #metoo
  • neilka 16 Jan 2018 14:19:18 22,459 posts
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    Did she explicitly say that she didn't give permission to be chopped up and thrown into the sea?
  • DaM 16 Jan 2018 14:40:43 17,269 posts
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    stephen1877 wrote:
    No but she was giving non verbal signals.
    Which is difficult with no limbs. I suspect this is where she went wrong.
  • Fake_Blood 16 Jan 2018 14:48:17 9,284 posts
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    The truth will surface one day.
  • JamboWayOh 16 Jan 2018 14:55:09 11,831 posts
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    So is the maximum sentence for this fucker life then? No chance of his dick being chopped, wrapped up and thrown overboard, sorry I mean dropped off at the harbour?
  • phAge 16 Jan 2018 14:59:21 25,487 posts
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    Prosecutor is going for life (which is 10-12-ish years here) or custody (?) which is till they deem it safe to let him onto the streets again AKA a very long time indeed.
  • up_the_ante 16 Jan 2018 15:05:15 928 posts
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    There's not many worse places to be trapped with a murderer than in a small submarine at the bottom of the sea. I was thinking maybe a hut in a blizzard 1000 miles from civilization, but even then your chances of survival are probably 100 times higher.
  • phAge 16 Jan 2018 15:06:27 25,487 posts
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    Inside an active volcano would be bad as well.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 16 Jan 2018 15:07:26 18,495 posts
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    SPACE
  • Deleted user 16 January 2018 15:11:10
    What's this fucking world coming to. Yes I get that it's wrong to force women to have sex, but can't a bloke build a submarine, slaughter a woman and then chop her up and lie about it anymore?

    Makes me sick.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 16 Jan 2018 15:13:17 18,495 posts
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    Yeah if you can't cut a woman up into little bits on your homemade submarine then where can you do it?
  • Deleted user 16 January 2018 15:13:39
    I'm Danish and I kind of want a submarine.
  • Deleted user 16 January 2018 15:15:30
    I'd like to eat a Danish woman on a submarine. I'd share her with Goodform and Spacemonkey. The hunt for the red head called October.
  • JamboWayOh 16 Jan 2018 15:16:49 11,831 posts
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    A submarine is a bit fancy, what's wrong with doing it like everyone's favourite cuddly serial killer Fred West? Some under the patio, some behind the plaster board. Bish bash bosh, bobs yer uncle!
  • Deleted user 16 January 2018 15:21:36
    When he tried it on with her, he automatically became the enemy below. She obviously gave him the das boot so he hacked her up causing a crimson tide. His attempt at a bum silent, bum deep failed miserably.
  • JamboWayOh 16 Jan 2018 15:23:42 11,831 posts
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    /slow claps
  • Deleted user 16 January 2018 15:25:29
    I'm disappointed with the last part. I wanted to keep it the same name but couldnt think of anything. Oh well I tried.
  • MrTomFTW Best Moderator, 2016 16 Jan 2018 15:26:02 47,495 posts
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    Fake_Blood wrote:
    The truth will surface one day.
    Oh I like this one
  • JamboWayOh 16 Jan 2018 15:27:01 11,831 posts
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    Your approach was classic Arsenal. All build up and passing but no finish.
  • Fake_Blood 16 Jan 2018 15:47:35 9,284 posts
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    There’s probably a joke about seamen in t(her)e.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 16 Jan 2018 15:49:42 18,495 posts
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    I've got one but I would need assurances that I wouldn't be banned if I said it.
  • brokenkey 16 Jan 2018 15:55:17 10,183 posts
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    Why don't you start, and then check at least a couple of times during delivery if we are still comfortable with it?
  • brokenkey 16 Jan 2018 15:55:43 10,183 posts
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    (I'm still going to complain about it a day later though)
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