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  • Deleted user 31 August 2017 16:29:35
    So having remade Ghostbusters with a female cast and a female led remake of Oceans 11 on the way, it seems that the latest film to get a vaginawashing by Hollywood is "Lord of the Flies".

    What the actual fuck.
  • nickthegun 31 Aug 2017 16:33:16 87,711 posts
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    Could you have put that in a way that makes you sound more sexist?
  • Deleted user 31 August 2017 16:41:23
    Possibly not, but I've just had my daughter staying with us for a week and had to put up with many, many hours of discussion about sexual equality, womens pay, feminism, whatever stupid test there is about whether or not female characters in films talk to each other about something other than men etc. so I'm feeling more than a little rebellious.
  • Skirlasvoud 31 Aug 2017 16:41:24 4,039 posts
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    vaginawashing? like with a douche?


    If you mean "whitewashing", that's when you take a white actor and give them the role of an ethnic historical character.
    I can't remember either the Ghostbusters, Oceans 11 or Lore of the Flies to be historical.


    They're fictional characters! Who care what color or gender they have if the acting is any good?
  • Deleted user 31 August 2017 16:43:05
    Don't you just hate it when Microsoft is xboxwashing your PC.
  • BigOrkWaaagh 31 Aug 2017 16:43:47 10,554 posts
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    Skirlasvoud wrote:
    vaginawashing? like with a douche?


    If you mean "whitewashing", that's when you take a white actor and give them the role of an ethnic historical character.
    I can't remember either the Ghostbusters, Oceans 11 or Lore of the Flies to be historical.


    They're fictional characters! Who care what color or gender they have if the acting is any good?
    Ghost in the Shell says hi

    Edited by BigOrkWaaagh at 16:44:26 31-08-2017
  • StarchildHypocrethes 31 Aug 2017 16:44:13 33,974 posts
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    Goddamn feminist daughters!
  • You-can-call-me-kal 31 Aug 2017 16:44:36 23,013 posts
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    Wow you really do sound like quite the vagina.
  • LittleSparra 31 Aug 2017 16:46:10 7,926 posts
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    Pfft, equal pay.

    I got no issue with directors trying out shit like this, as long as it's done well. The latter is usually the problem...

    OG Lord of the Flies (to speak US-TV talk bullshit, as that's the parlance we are being sucked into urgghhh) is not going to go away.
  • Skirlasvoud 31 Aug 2017 16:47:43 4,039 posts
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    BigOrkWaaagh wrote:
    Skirlasvoud wrote:
    vaginawashing? like with a douche?


    If you mean "whitewashing", that's when you take a white actor and give them the role of an ethnic historical character.
    I can't remember either the Ghostbusters, Oceans 11 or Lore of the Flies to be historical.


    They're fictional characters! Who care what color or gender they have if the acting is any good?
    Ghost in the Shell says hi
    ... You have a point, but I'll be damned if I have the energy today to discuss controversy. :-P
  • DFawkes 31 Aug 2017 16:53:05 32,785 posts
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    Remake what you want with whatever cast you want as long as you make it good, preferably in the spirit of the original but sometimes it can be better to move on. Still be good though. That's key. Make good movies.
  • You-can-call-me-kal 31 Aug 2017 16:53:06 23,013 posts
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    To use the phrase 'vaginawashing' is akin to making a 'white lives matter' type point.

    If you don't recognise the difference between an agenda to better represent an under-represented or oppressed group, and the intentional replacement of an oppressed group with a privileged one, then you are truly an absolute fuckwit.
  • minky-kong 31 Aug 2017 16:54:17 14,787 posts
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    So rather than smashing Piggy under a rock in this version will they fat-shame her on Twitter until she tops herself?
  • Fake_Blood 31 Aug 2017 16:54:29 11,093 posts
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    I can't wait for the scene where the girls inevitably start arguing and the fat one gets smashed by a rock.
  • Armoured_Bear 31 Aug 2017 16:54:37 31,233 posts
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    robthehermit wrote:
    So having remade Ghostbusters with a female cast and a female led remake of Oceans 11 on the way, it seems that the latest film to get a vaginawashing by Hollywood is "Lord of the Flies".

    What the actual fuck.
    Bell end much?
  • Deleted user 31 August 2017 16:57:11
    I'm not opposed in the slightest to the current trend for remakes, but some things should just be left alone. Even William Golding apparently said that the story wouldn't work with girls.
  • spamdangled 31 Aug 2017 16:57:48 31,803 posts
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    Skirlasvoud wrote:
    vaginawashing? like with a douche?


    If you mean "whitewashing", that's when you take a white actor and give them the role of an ethnic historical character.
    I can't remember either the Ghostbusters, Oceans 11 or Lore of the Flies to be historical.


    They're fictional characters! Who care what color or gender they have if the acting is any good?
    Actually it applies to any character, whether based on a historical figure or not.
  • spamdangled 31 Aug 2017 16:59:55 31,803 posts
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    @BigKelvin He has a point tbh
  • Kostabi 31 Aug 2017 16:59:58 5,926 posts
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    Surely a female-centric Lord of the Flies is the ideal movie for sexists? It'll be 2 hours of women getting slowly more sadistic and unreasonable before killing each other.
  • LegendaryApe 31 Aug 2017 17:00:06 2,498 posts
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    Vaginawashing. Awash in vaginas, a great rolling sea of flaps and bush and queefing.


    O my, the queefing...
  • mrpon 31 Aug 2017 17:02:23 37,366 posts
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    Wash That Flange?
  • Deleted user 31 August 2017 17:02:28
    Do you have nostalgic memories for a piece of literature or pop culture that you hold dear?

    Have no fear because Hollywood is here to lay a big steamy turd on your memories and do it to the soundtrack of White People dancing ironically to 90's hip hop or Taylor Swift. Please be sure to download our companion app sponsored by Toys made by Chinese Children and Sugary Tooth Decay.
  • Deleted user 31 August 2017 17:03:42
    Furtive_Pygmy wrote:
    Why don't they just make an original film with women, these female gender remakes are just box ticking and lazy.
    Because Hollywood is terrified of new ideas in case they can't market the merchandise or sell it to the Chinese.
  • Deleted user 31 August 2017 17:03:45
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  • Armoured_Bear 31 Aug 2017 17:04:00 31,233 posts
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    BigKelvin wrote:
    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    robthehermit wrote:
    So having remade Ghostbusters with a female cast and a female led remake of Oceans 11 on the way, it seems that the latest film to get a vaginawashing by Hollywood is "Lord of the Flies".

    What the actual fuck.
    Bell end much?
    Oh here he comes, defender of the realm, Denis Ecosse Vaginawashbag
    And WTF are you?
  • Jono62 31 Aug 2017 17:05:54 27,356 posts
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    He's Bigkelvin. He likes milkers.
  • You-can-call-me-kal 31 Aug 2017 17:07:57 23,013 posts
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    Furtive_Pygmy wrote:
    Why don't they just make an original film with women, these female gender remakes are just box ticking and lazy.
    What's lazy is accusing every single film of doing this as lazy.
  • Rivuzu 31 Aug 2017 17:08:21 18,424 posts
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    This thread can only end well.

    Two points. 1, does it fucking matter? No one is forcing you to go see it. Not seeing it isn't condemning womens rights, in the same way not seeing IT isn't condemning clown rights.

    2, maybe you need to take a moment a read what the fuck you wrote before you post it, and then consider what the main topics of conversation are in society before you come across like a bigoted prat.
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