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  • Deleted user 1 September 2017 10:28:12
    You-can-call-me-kal wrote:
    I think you've got this completely back to front. The Ghostbusters films was arguably completely pointless on a conceptual level and was simply a gimmick. This does have conceptual value. The whole point is that it's subversive (which incidentally an male remake of Handmaid's Tale would also be).

    It's honestly a bit offensive to lump all these films together. This far more than any of the other female oriented reimaginings has real potential intellectual value to it. I mean, it's not like Lord of the Flies is some major Hollywood movie franchise. What audience to people this is actually intending to appeal to? This isn't girls night out popcorn fodder. It's a proper film with something to say for itself.
    or in their words:
    It is a great adventure story, real entertainment
    lmao. this will have all the intellectual value of Hook.
  • StarchildHypocrethes 1 Sep 2017 10:29:00 33,974 posts
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    You-can-call-me-kal wrote:
    What’s really interesting is that Hollywood is absolutely full of reinterpretation type films. Nobody had any problem whatsoever with the likes of O Brother Where Art Thou, Sherlock Holmes, A.I., Black Swan, The Hours, Lion King etc etc. People here will readily list films like Ran, Scarface, The Thing and Apocalypse Now as their favourite films. Again, no issue with lack of originality or laziness whatsoever.

    Yet the minute the film reimagines a woman in what was a male role they’re up in arms, fiercely proclaiming they’re not sexist (no no no, of course you’re not sexist), but instead it’s all about originality and the concept not making sense. “Where is the originality???? It’s LAZY!!!!!!” they cry before shuffling off to watch the umpteenth identical Marvel movie of the year starring 99% men and one token fit female in a skintight all in one…
    I would like to subscribe to this post.
  • Deleted user 1 September 2017 10:41:42
    You-can-call-me-kal wrote:
    Yet the minute the film reimagines a woman in what was a male role they’re up in arms, fiercely proclaiming they’re not sexist (no no no, of course you’re not sexist), but instead it’s all about originality and the concept not making sense. “Where is the originality???? It’s LAZY!!!!!!” they cry before shuffling off to watch the umpteenth identical Marvel movie of the year starring 99% men and one token fit female in a skintight all in one…
    it's not sexist men that are moaning about this. lord of the flies isn't a particularly flattering portrayal of unchecked male society. the sexist take should be that women would get into that mess too, or worse, so it's great they're genderswapping it.

    it's an amazing self-own if the sexists are angry, though.
  • You-can-call-me-kal 1 Sep 2017 10:44:55 23,013 posts
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    No there's clearly nothing sexist about the phrase 'vaginawashing'.
  • UncleLou Moderator 1 Sep 2017 10:54:27 40,723 posts
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    I want to gender-swap kal and marry her.
  • LittleSparra 1 Sep 2017 10:54:54 7,926 posts
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    You-can-call-me-kal wrote:
    What’s really interesting is that Hollywood is absolutely full of reinterpretation type films. Nobody had any problem whatsoever with the likes of O Brother Where Art Thou, Sherlock Holmes, A.I., Black Swan, The Hours, Lion King etc etc. People here will readily list films like Ran, Scarface, The Thing and Apocalypse Now as their favourite films. Again, no issue with lack of originality or laziness whatsoever.

    Yet the minute the film reimagines a woman in what was a male role they’re up in arms, fiercely proclaiming they’re not sexist (no no no, of course you’re not sexist), but instead it’s all about originality and the concept not making sense. “Where is the originality???? It’s LAZY!!!!!!” they cry before shuffling off to watch the umpteenth identical Marvel movie of the year starring 99% men and one token fit female in a skintight all in one…
    Preach, brother!

    CUCKS4LYFE
  • Deleted user 1 September 2017 10:54:55
    dankcushions wrote:
    or in their words:
    It is a great adventure story, real entertainment
    lmao. this will have all the intellectual value of Hook.
    Precisely. This thread will probably contain more insight than the movie. It'll come out in 5 cinemas and we won't even notice.
  • LittleSparra 1 Sep 2017 10:56:11 7,926 posts
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    That said, I'd never call Lord of the Flies 'a great adventure story'. It starts off as a kinda 'adventure', but quickly loses all romanticism. Hell, it barely even starts like that, iirc - the first sentence has evocations of the occult, iirc.

    /GCSE knowledge yo.
  • beastmaster 1 Sep 2017 10:58:59 22,373 posts
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    Im not saying they don't put any thought into it. This could turn out really well.

    I do think this is lazy though in terms of the idea for making it. Same as the remake/reboot/reimagining of Point Break, Death Wish, Scarface, Flatliners, Commando etc.

    There are about 47 of these out in 2017 and a lot more to come. But what the hell, one of these may turn out ok.
  • Decks 1 Sep 2017 11:02:16 31,013 posts
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    I loved the book when I studied it at school. It was the first time my mind really opened up to symbolism and double meanings in literature.

    You would need to completely rewrite it to get it to work with girls, but I could see how it would be interesting if done right.
  • You-can-call-me-kal 1 Sep 2017 11:02:25 23,013 posts
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    UncleLou wrote:
    I want to gender-swap kal and marry her.
    Gender is just a social construct Lou. You feel how you feel. Let's do this.
  • Decks 1 Sep 2017 11:06:24 31,013 posts
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    See what this shit causes. A jewish/german homosexual wedding. Is this what we've become?
  • Deleted user 1 September 2017 11:09:32
    It's like they predicted the future.



    Edited by DukeSilver at 11:10:33 01-09-2017
  • RichDC 1 Sep 2017 11:13:30 9,177 posts
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    @Decks Is it homosexual if one identifies the other as female? I'm losing track of how these things work.
  • UncleLou Moderator 1 Sep 2017 11:15:13 40,723 posts
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    You-can-call-me-kal wrote:
    UncleLou wrote:
    I want to gender-swap kal and marry her.
    Gender is just a social construct Lou. You feel how you feel. Let's do this.
    I was hoping you'd say that.
  • Decks 1 Sep 2017 11:15:15 31,013 posts
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    I think it's only full homosexual if one person fully encases the glans of the other person with his own foreskin. Everything else is just bi-curious.
  • Deleted user 1 September 2017 11:22:58
    ah, space docking. even better if you stick 'the blue danube' on whilst you do it.
  • nickthegun 1 Sep 2017 11:29:25 87,711 posts
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    dankcushions wrote:
    it's like making 'the handmaid's tale' starring a man.
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planet_Earth_(film)
  • Fake_Blood 1 Sep 2017 11:37:01 11,093 posts
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    pk1980 wrote:
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    Personally I can't wait for the all female remakes of Tom Hanks movies like Saving Private Ryan and Apollo 13.
    "Houston, we have a problem"

    "What is it?"

    "Well if you don't know I'm not going to tell you"
    :D

    They could combine Apollo 13 and Lord of the Flies in one movie imo.
    Lock three girls in a capsule and you'd get pandemonium.
    Back in my 20's when I still had a social life it was always the case anyway, 2 girls in our clique, no problem, 3 or more, always trouble.
  • Tonka 1 Sep 2017 11:46:58 31,979 posts
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    Jezebel isn't happy about it

    Is this the first time the resident redpillers and Jezebel are in agreement?

    Edited by Tonka at 11:47:46 01-09-2017
  • Not-a-reviewer 1 Sep 2017 11:55:30 7,686 posts
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    beastmaster wrote:
    Im not saying they don't put any thought into it. This could turn out really well.

    I do think this is lazy though in terms of the idea for making it. Same as the remake/reboot/reimagining of Point Break, Death Wish, Scarface, Flatliners, Commando etc.

    There are about 47 of these out in 2017 and a lot more to come. But what the hell, one of these may turn out ok.
    I love how people are claiming putting women in this is lazy as an idea for a 'remake' (incidentally it's an adaptation) and it's somehow easier to make and sell a film with a load of women in it.

    No one ever claims yet another performance or adaptation of Shakespeare is lazy without seeing it.
  • You-can-call-me-kal 1 Sep 2017 11:55:35 23,013 posts
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    bad09 wrote:
    I think it's unfair to say "oh it's only because the women!" I imagine some fans of the original works you list might have had a problem, many a remake I've heard the older generations tell is shit regardless of gender. Our generation does tend to do it to, Total Recall, Evil Dead, Robocrap. We all do moan about Hollywood uninspired remakes.
    Ok some fair points. But the Hollywood remakes people bemoan are the ones that are based on relatively recent existing films, which does feel kind of lazy.

    There's no complaints when someone makes a film of a classic novel or play. So I don't think your comparison is fair either, and the ones I pointed out which are generally reimaginings of classic literature (like Lord of the Flies) are a more apt comparison.
  • Not-a-reviewer 1 Sep 2017 11:59:26 7,686 posts
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    bad09 wrote:
    You-can-call-me-kal wrote:
    What’s really interesting is that Hollywood is absolutely full of reinterpretation type films. Nobody had any problem whatsoever with the likes of O Brother Where Art Thou, Sherlock Holmes, A.I., Black Swan, The Hours, Lion King etc etc. People here will readily list films like Ran, Scarface, The Thing and Apocalypse Now as their favourite films. Again, no issue with lack of originality or laziness whatsoever.

    Yet the minute the film reimagines a woman in what was a male role they’re up in arms, fiercely proclaiming they’re not sexist (no no no, of course you’re not sexist), but instead it’s all about originality and the concept not making sense. “Where is the originality???? It’s LAZY!!!!!!” they cry before shuffling off to watch the umpteenth identical Marvel movie of the year starring 99% men and one token fit female in a skintight all in one…

    To be honest I think it wouldn't have caused a fuss at
    all if they made a film that went that route and simply nicked ideas from lord of the flies instead of "making" a new Lord of the Flies but with girls....maybe that's why they didn't...after all we are all talking about a upcoming film we may have missed were it not for the title :)
    But that's not what they're doing at all.

    Who said it's the title? Who said they're just making it with women? The director had said that isn't what they're doing, they're making it fit with the change in gender. If they'd made a film similar enough to the source material that it was obviously influenced or adapted from it then they'd have been sued.
  • Deleted user 1 September 2017 12:03:03
    @reviewer They are making it for Warner Bros who own the film rights to the book.
  • Malek86 1 Sep 2017 12:08:23 12,331 posts
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    You-can-call-me-kal wrote:
    bad09 wrote:
    I think it's unfair to say "oh it's only because the women!" I imagine some fans of the original works you list might have had a problem, many a remake I've heard the older generations tell is shit regardless of gender. Our generation does tend to do it to, Total Recall, Evil Dead, Robocrap. We all do moan about Hollywood uninspired remakes.
    Ok some fair points. But the Hollywood remakes people bemoan are the ones that are based on relatively recent existing films, which does feel kind of lazy.

    There's no complaints when someone makes a film of a classic novel or play. So I don't think your comparison is fair either, and the ones I pointed out which are generally reimaginings of classic literature (like Lord of the Flies) are a more apt comparison.
    Nah, everyone complained about Ben Hur too (and to be fair, they were right).

    In general, I think that as long as something manages to obtain "classic" status, then any attempt to remake it is met with hostility.

    Now the question is whether LOTF is really considered a classic movie or not.

    Edited by Malek86 at 12:10:26 01-09-2017
  • Not-a-reviewer 1 Sep 2017 12:08:48 7,686 posts
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    whatfruitlivesagain wrote:
    @reviewer They are making it for Warner Bros who own the film rights to the book.

    McGehee said the subject matter “is aggressively suspenseful, and taking the opportunity to tell it in a way it hasn’t been told before, with girls rather than boys, is that it shifts things in a way that might help people see the story anew. It breaks away from some of the conventions, the ways we think of boys and aggression. People still talk about the movie and the book from the standpoint of pure storytelling,” he said. “It is a great adventure story, real entertainment, but it has a lot of meaning embedded in it as well. We’ve gotten to think about this awhile as the rights were worked out, and we’re super eager to put pen to paper.”
    Edited by reviewer at 12:09:12 01-09-2017
  • beastmaster 1 Sep 2017 12:10:15 22,373 posts
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    reviewer wrote:
    beastmaster wrote:
    Im not saying they don't put any thought into it. This could turn out really well.

    I do think this is lazy though in terms of the idea for making it. Same as the remake/reboot/reimagining of Point Break, Death Wish, Scarface, Flatliners, Commando etc.

    There are about 47 of these out in 2017 and a lot more to come. But what the hell, one of these may turn out ok.
    I love how people are claiming putting women in this is lazy as an idea for a 'remake' (incidentally it's an adaptation) and it's somehow easier to make and sell a film with a load of women in it.

    No one ever claims yet another performance or adaptation of Shakespeare is lazy without seeing it.
    I didn't say it would be easy to make and sell. Just stated that I think that it's not exactly an inspirational idea or that was my intention. Probably would never have happened without the Ghostbusters reboot. Just bandwagon jumping. The floodgates will open now.

    I don't have a problem with gender swap. It's just your typical Hollywood approach to various trends. We've made a successful R rated superhero film. Let's do more like that! Doesn't matter what it is. If there's money to be made...

    Edit: I know Ghostbusters was a flop but this will be much cheaper to make and as a result, has a better chance of success.

    Edit 2: "I love how people are claiming putting women in this is lazy as an idea for a 'remake'". Isn't exactly inspirational though is it?

    Edited by beastmaster at 12:17:51 01-09-2017
  • Decks 1 Sep 2017 12:15:36 31,013 posts
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    Malek86 wrote:

    Now the question is whether LOTF is really considered a classic movie or not.
    I would say it's perceived as a classic novel rather than movie. Neither of the films are held in particularly high regard.
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